Random Thread & The Interchangeable Inside Joke

[MickeyisBeast]

"So you saw Harry Potter yesterday? What happened?"
"Harry Potter died"
"Oh. Really? Okay."
"Dobby died too"
"WHAT! Dobby died!!! :`( Noooo!"


HAHA. I set my status a few days ago as "OMG OMG OMG IM SEEING HARRY POTTER TODAY! YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYA! <-- yeah. that's ANNOYING. Guess what all you annoying HP fans? Dobby dies. BAM, we're even."

It was a good day

 

[LondonUnderground]

allllie the file is taking ages to attach :|
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[MickeyisBeast]

The awkward moment when a fat dude breaks into your house in the middle of the night and tells you your a wizard

 

[MickeyisBeast]

That awkward moment when you're told that your parents weren't actually killed in a car crash, but by a homicidal wizard named Voldemort.

 

[MickeyisBeast]

Fact:
Do You Know why The Marriage Ring is Placed On the Forth Finger From the Thumb From Your Left Hand? Because its the Only finger that Has a Vein Wich is directly Connected To Our Heart Its called the Vena Amoris.

AWH! THAT'S SO CUTE

 

[LondonUnderground]

okay i just refreshed it and it worked, i just sent it.

 

[MickeyisBeast]

Do you want to know what my problem is?
I love you.
I love your name,
I love the way you look at me,
I love your gorgeous smile,
I love the way I can be having the worst day of my life and seeing you completely changes my mood.
Thats my problem...

 

[MickeyisBeast]

Girl: Do you like me? Irish Boy: s breá liom tú. Everytime dhearc mé, ní raibh mé in ann a gheobhaidh tú amach as mo cheann. Macánta, tá tú na deise, cailín smartest a fhios agam.
Use google translator to find out what this means.

"I love you. Everytime I saw, I could not get you out of my head. Honestly, you're the prettiest, smartest girl I know."

 

[MickeyisBeast]

In the year of the cow, we had mad cow disease.
In the year of the bird, we had bird flu.
In the year of the pig, we had swine flu.
No wonder we're screwed in 2012, it's the year of the dragon!!!

 

[MickeyisBeast]

*Teacher gives out goldfish crackers*
Elementary-Yay! -eats-
Middle-Ok I guess...
High- *pretends to be shark* Run little fishies! *CHOMP* *MUNCH* *SWALLOW*

 

[MickeyisBeast]

They said women would never vote.
They said the titanic would never sink.
They said man would never fly.
We sometimes trust the wisdom of unwise people.
Cancer can't be cured today, but tomorrow marks a new beginning.
Dare to hope, and to believe

<3333

 

[MickeyisBeast]

Dear Phone,
I drop you, I push your buttons (literally), I throw you on a bed when I'm mad(which, sometimes, can hurt), but I just want to know...you're like my best friend!!!!!!!!!! Sincerely, 24/7 Texter

 

[MickeyisBeast]

If your Left hand is touching your face, your in love. If your right hand is touching your face, your heart broken. If neither are touching your face, you are confident. If your legs are crossed, you are excited for something.



...MY LEFT HAND WAS TOUCHING MY FACE WHEN I READ THAT.

 

[scarscar93]

Oh no, I have to watch Edward Scissorhands for my AP Lang project to analyze it for community messages and all sorts of symbolism. What will I ever do? [/sarcasm]

no seriously, I've seen this movie so many times I can name off the top of my head all sorts of symbolism and themes expressed throughout it.

The conformity of the neighborhood, the childhood innocence Edward exudes that is reinforced by the light, whimsical "ooh-ah" chanting in the score, etc.

 

[MickeyisBeast]

In fairytales, the boy asks the girl out, she says yes, and they live happily ever after. In real life, the girl waits for the boy to ask her out. And waits... and waits..... and waits......



Don't I know.

 

[LondonUnderground]

If your Left hand is touching your face, your in love. If your right hand is touching your face, your heart broken. If neither are touching your face, you are confident. If your legs are crossed, you are excited for something.



...MY LEFT HAND WAS TOUCHING MY FACE WHEN I READ THAT.

left hand and crossed legs.

 

[scarscar93]

If your Left hand is touching your face, your in love. If your right hand is touching your face, your heart broken. If neither are touching your face, you are confident. If your legs are crossed, you are excited for something.



...MY LEFT HAND WAS TOUCHING MY FACE WHEN I READ THAT.

my legs are crossed and neither hand was touching my face as I read that.

But what would I be excited for?

 

[MickeyisBeast]

Cinderella, Snow White, and Sleeping Beauty are all gonna be pretty ticked when they find out they all married Prince Charming!



Actually, only Cinderella gets Prince Charming. I Sleeping Beauty, the Prince is Prince Phillip. In Snow White the Prince is just referred to as "the Prince" no specific name. But Cinderella's prince is Prince Charming.

Just sayin'

 

[scarscar93]

Cinderella, Snow White, and Sleeping Beauty are all gonna be pretty ticked when they find out they all married Prince Charming!



Actually, only Cinderella gets Prince Charming. I Sleeping Beauty, the Prince is Prince Phillip. In Snow White the Prince is just referred to as "the Prince" no specific name. But Cinderella's prince is Prince Charming.

Just sayin'

This reminds me of Dream Factory, when Ella and Amy were differentiating between "Prince Charming" and "the charming prince"

Haha, the book's humor was strong but the plot was unoriginal.

 

[MickeyisBeast]

Dear Tummy, sorry for all the butterflies. Dear Pillow, sorry for all the tears. Dear Heart, sorry for all the damage. Dear Brain, you were right