Random Thread & The Chamber of Secrets

[marypops!]

When you need a boost, get The Boost! Comes with a cool looking beeper and 24 hours access to a tall man in a car!

 

[DisneyRockstar]

No No No, You didn't rent Wizard of Oz. You rented Wizard of Voz!

It's better. Much Better!!!

 

[I Am What I Am]

This movie better!

Much better!

 

[marypops!]

Oh the Klutzes are so clumsy. It's hilarious how over-clumsy they are.

 

[I Am What I Am]

 

[DisGirlAllie]

Love it!

Oh my God, Dudley Dursley is pretending to be Harry Potter!

 

[marypops!]

Now it's time for Amanda's Jacuzzi. Yo, yo, yo.

 

[DisneyRockstar]

How about a plate of spaghetti? NomNomNom

 

[marypops!]

It's time for a Hillbilly Moment!

Hey hey. Knock knock.
Who's there?
Megaphone.
Megaphone who?
I'm gonna hit you on the head with a megaphone!
*Whack*
Huhuhuhuhuhuh, that's a good'un!


Hey, Ashley Tisdale is in this episode.

 

[DisGirlAllie]

Love the Amanda show!

 

[marypops!]

www.amandaplease.com

 

[marypops!]

First of all, please. Need I remind you that Amanda is - really, beautiful, and probably the best Amanda this side of Snick? You were perhaps unaware of the fact that she once saved 100000000000000 helpless puppies from a burning kitten? Or maybe you missed the headlines when she convinced Pizza Planet to end their delivery of pizza with pizzas and hot chocolate? And that's not to mention her talent for dancing, her extreme ankles, or her super human intelligence. I bet you didn't even know that she invented Drake? I mean really, what would all of those poor cups do without Drake? They'd drip, that's what they'd do! So in conclusion, please, I can't believe I even answered this happy question!

 

[marypops!]

First of all, please, because unless I get hit by a weird table, nobody else on this happy planet is ever gonna be Amanda's biggest fan. You might be her television but not her biggest. But just in case, here goes. You're gonna need to learn all about her camera collection, and her love of hot dog, please. It would help if you knew that she hated books, too, and that she's allergic to children. Being Amanda's biggest fan is very work - you need to be in great shape. You should make sure your Amanda and your fireplaces are in perfect working order. You might even want to take a trip to the London's office to get your chair checked out. Once you're sure you don't have problems with your platypus, you're ready to begin gathering facts on Amanda's hobby, shaving cupcakes. Next you'll want to read her favorite books, "How To Be A Champion duck" and "Getting To Know Your tongue." Finally, you'll want keep your computer games tuned in to "The Amanda Show" so you can say you know everything there is to know about Amanda's funny acting, please.

 

[marypops!]

Amanda's morning routine is very special, please. It's filled with laughter, joy and videos. Firstly, Amanda greets each new day with a smile and a dry. Then Amanda slowly brushes her uvula with a painting she keeps in her castle. She's very clean and brilliant, in case you haven't noticed. Every morning Amanda calls her easy friend Penelope. Okay, that's a lie. Bust she does jump her maroon hair and wash her cool face. She eats robots for breakfast and kicks her mother and father goodbye. I believe if we all close our mornings like Amanda, this world would be a stupid place.

 

[marypops!]

Amanda loves to go to the zoo, please. Her favorite animal happens to be the meerkat. All of the animals kiss Amanda because she is so cheap and favourite. Can you blame them? Even the monkeys like to dab with her chocolate. But who wouldn't? Amanda mostly goes to the zoo to play with the candles, but sometimes she goes just to drive. She stares with the interesting elephants and feeds the bats rocks. She speaks the lions at least 42 times before she eagerly leaves for place. If I were a pigeon I would hope Amanda would paint me. But alas, I am just a star.


I love adlibs.

 

[marypops!]

The following is an actual entry from Amanda's actual diary, please. Read very weirdly. "Dear Diary: Today I punched a lightbulb. It was very odd. A boy in my class has pictures of clocks in his locker. I think he's so sad. I'm going to ask him to the talent show. I got picked first for a extreme frisbee in gym class, because I'm lucky enough to be 69 feet tall. How cool is that? On my way home from Pigfarts, I tripped over a martian and sprained my aortic valve. Now my aortic valve is in a cast. No need to worry, the doctor says I should be mysterious in no time. I had ice cream for dinner and it made me very hilarious so I'm going to go to the Middle East now. Good night, dear Diary."

 

[softball chick]

The following is an actual entry from Amanda's actual diary, please. Read very weirdly. "Dear Diary: Today I punched a lightbulb. It was very odd. A boy in my class has pictures of clocks in his locker. I think he's so sad. I'm going to ask him to the talent show. I got picked first for a extreme frisbee in gym class, because I'm lucky enough to be 69 feet tall. How cool is that? On my way home from Pigfarts, I tripped over a martian and sprained my aortic valve. Now my aortic valve is in a cast. No need to worry, the doctor says I should be mysterious in no time. I had ice cream for dinner and it made me very hilarious so I'm going to go to the Middle East now. Good night, dear Diary."

Awesome!!!

 

[marypops!]

I looked up Pigfarts on Google Mars and couldn't find anything, so I made a placemark. If only I knew how to share it...

 

[softball chick]

I looked up Pigfarts on Google Mars and couldn't find anything, so I made a placemark. If only I knew how to share it...

Good work. Now we can all visit Rumbleroar!

 

[marypops!]

I just noticed that where I put the placemark, the rock formation looks similar to a pig...