Random Thoughts: Post em!

[apirateslifeforme]

Dear Ticketmaster: Why are you sending me alerts for Justin Timberlake? Do you honestly think I want to see that live?

 

[disneymama73]

Dear Ticketmaster: Why are you sending me alerts for Justin Timberlake? Do you honestly think I want to see that live?

Hey! He's bringing sexy back!

 

[apirateslifeforme]

Hey! He's bringing sexy back!

I thought JB already did that...

 

[Jrsy Boy]

I thought JB already did that...

I didn't know it was gone to begin with!

 

[apirateslifeforme]

I didn't know it was gone to begin with!

I mean, you brought sexy back into MY life. I was beginning to think I should just move into a convent until you came along...

 

[Jrsy Boy]

I mean, you brought sexy back into MY life. I was beginning to think I should just move into a convent until you came along...

Yeah, nuns are pretty sexy...

 

[apirateslifeforme]

Yeah, nuns are pretty sexy...

Um...okay...

*cancels order for lacy dainties and looks up Habits-R-Us*

 

[Jrsy Boy]

Um...okay...

*cancels order for lacy dainties and looks up Habits-R-Us*

You were the one looking to bring sexy back by moving into a convent. I was just going with it...

 

[apirateslifeforme]

You were the one looking to bring sexy back by moving into a convent. I was just going with it...

What DO nuns wear under those things anyway? I mean, how do we know they aren't wearing some Frederick's of Hollywood under there?

 

[Jrsy Boy]

What DO nuns wear under those things anyway? I mean, how do we know they aren't wearing some Frederick's of Hollywood under there?

I wonder the same about the Amish. And while I assume some would consider a stripper dressed as a nun to be blasphemous, what about a stripper dressed as an Amish woman and showing what they hide under their bonnets, so to speak?

 

[apirateslifeforme]

I wonder the same about the Amish. And while I assume some would consider a stripper dressed as a nun to be blasphemous, what about a stripper dressed as an Amish woman and showing what they hide under their bonnets, so to speak?

We really need hobbies, if this is what we're thinking about.

 

[Jrsy Boy]

We really need hobbies, if this is what we're thinking about.

I would have to agree, given that we have scared everyone else off this thread.

 

[apirateslifeforme]

I would have to agree, given that we have scared everyone else off this thread.

Awesome! A whole thread to ourselves. Whatever shall we do first...?

 

[Jrsy Boy]

Awesome! A whole thread to ourselves. Whatever shall we do first...?

Easy, now! If we get ourselves banned from the DIS, who will take care of this thread?

 

[apirateslifeforme]

Easy, now! If we get ourselves banned from the DIS, who will take care of this thread?

If we get banned from the DIS, it would leave us time for other things...

Like the ton of ironing from last week that's still sitting on my recliner, waiting to be done. I'm running out of work clothes.

And you thought my mind was in the gutter. Shame on you.

 

[disneymama73]

Smile by Nat King Cole

Smile though your heart is aching
Smile even though it's breaking
When there are clouds in the sky, you'll get by
If you smile through your fear and sorrow
Smile and maybe tomorrow
You'll see the sun come shining through for you

Light up your face with gladness
Hide every trace of sadness
Although a tear may be ever so near
That's the time you must keep on trying
Smile, what's the use of crying?
You'll find that life is still worthwhile
If you just smile

Have a good weekend, everybody!

 

[Jrsy Boy]

Michele slipped me a Mickey last night.

 

[disneymama73]

Michele slipped me a Mickey last night.

Yes I did.

 

[apirateslifeforme]

Michele slipped me a Mickey last night.

Yep, me, too...too bad you weren't there to see it.

 

[Jrsy Boy]

Yep, me, too...too bad you weren't there to see it.

Just don't ask me where I was...