disneymama73
<font color=magenta>Why is it called MENstruation?
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Jrsy Boy said:Don't you try to entice me, you vixen!
They know it's dangerous to leave us alone. Don't they remember what happened last time?

Jrsy Boy said:Don't you try to entice me, you vixen!

disneymama73 said:They know it's dangerous to leave us alone. Don't they remember what happened last time?![]()
apirateslifeforme said:Don't EVEN think about it...I'm making JB get my name tattooed on his...
Well, somewhere on his body. You figure it out.

disneymama73 said:Geez, so much for sharing.
You know there's only one DIS guy for me....
apirateslifeforme said:Hey, if you wanted the shirt off my back, it would be yours. But you can't have the man off my back...
Great. I just did my nails and I suddenly REALLY have to pee. How am I supposed to do this?
And I've discovered why Eric always wants to use my computer! I caught him yesterday checking out his match.com and Eharmony profiles! Little bugger...he lied, too, on eharmony. You can't join unless your divorce is final. I know because I tried and it wouldn't let me because I was merely separated. Those ladies are sure going to have a rude awakening if they go out with him...


disneymama73 said:It never fails! Whenever you do your nails...
And Eric! What a rat!!! I have a friend who just joined match.com, and her divorce isn't final yet. Is that only eHarmony? Watch out, Eric... Liar, liar, pants on fire....
And I can't believe he'd have the nerve to check his accts from YOUR computer!![]()

apirateslifeforme said:I think it's just eharmony. I've checked out match.com and it doesn't seem to matter there.
I think it's funny that he checks them! Isn't there a saying..."desperation is the world's worst cologne"?
Speaking of cologne...he went and bought some of that Axe or Tag body spray or whatever it is. Now he's walking around outside thinking he's so studly. I'm like, "what, are you 12?"![]()

disneymama73 said:Well, he acts like he's 12, what do you expect?![]()
apirateslifeforme said:You have a point there...
Right now he's sacked out downstairs on my recliner. Uh...go home?
No dates on match.com, huh? 
disneymama73 said:No way.No dates on match.com, huh?
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apirateslifeforme said:I always say, dogs can sense evil. Maybe women can, too.
disneymama73 said:I sense lots of things. You know about my hunches.![]()
Maybe women read his profile and can sense to stay far, far away.

apirateslifeforme said:I'm being mean. He's not all THAT bad. We're just not compatible, except as friends.
He went home. And I'm finally ordering my new lacy dainties from VS![]()

disneymama73 said:You go girl! Are you getting the Emma ones? I am still eyeing them... I was looking at the catalog yesterday, and my not-so-DH said, "Well, I know I'm not gonna be seeing any of that." I never said he was stupid.![]()
apirateslifeforme said:Yep...I got the purple and black, of course. They sure gouge you on shipping. $10.95 for 4 little things and I'm not going to get them until 11/6.
Oh, well...not like anyone is going to see them except me, too.

disneymama73 said:Those were the ones I liked best, too. Think I might run to the mall to try them on this week. I have coupons, too.
$10.95 for shipping is outrageous!!!![]()
apirateslifeforme said:I know, but I won't set foot in our stores. The sales associates here are WAY too overzealous. Plus they never have my size in the store, and/or I can't find the matching knickers...
And I'm too lazy to drive over there. I only take 20 minutes for lunch now, so I don't really have time.

