Rack Up Your Post With Random Stuff Part 20

[#1TiggerFan]

i love your eyes. theyre so pretty!!

thx!

 

[xo juicy splash]

Some things that happened during my school years:

People randomly started playing stip poker..

The staple incident..

Everyone in the class started singing Yellow Submarine

I got everyone in the class to say "I lost"

Started to do the wave whenever the teach turned away

In once class we had a small mirror on the wall, so I wrote "Objects in mirror are dumber than they appear"

I fell asleep with my eyes open

Played volleyball with the whole class

Started throwing a soccer ball around the room

Someone brought popcorn in the class during a test

I brought two bags of carrots and shared them with the class.. it was really loud..

Started a conversation by talking like a Chinese person with a thick accent

I started waxing my legs... in the middle of class

I got the whole class to drop their pencils at the same time

One of my teachers thought I was being "disruptive" to the other students and made me sit in the corner and work from there. I fell asleep.

 

[acesupercoolme]

Theres tons more things.. I cant thing of then though..

 

[xo juicy splash]

I remember like a month ago at exactly 1:37 everyone in the class fake cried.

It was so funny. The teacher thought we were serious. She sent us to the nurse. XD

 

[acesupercoolme]

Lol.. one time my friend came in with crutches and he had bandages on his foot, then during class he pretended to sharpen his pencil without using the crutches to walk, then pretended to fall and the teach sent him to the nurse.

 

[#1TiggerFan]

in 3rd grade while the teacher was reading i always layed my head down b/c school is boring and i closed my eyes for 5 seconds and BAM! i was asleep. then my friends started playing with my head while i was asleep and then i woke up! i got in soo much trouble and i was alseep for 30min.s WOW she was BORING!!!!!!

 

[imabrat]

Hah.
We had a sub who was a contestant on Who wants to be a Millionaire.




He lost on the 500$ question.
"What is the denomination of the green monopoly money?"

He came back to school and we all ragged him about it.

 

[VMK_MagicalLadee]

i feeeeeeeel you, Johannnnaaa
And one day, Il steal you.

 

[#1TiggerFan]

here is me and rosie!

 

[VMK_MagicalLadee]

By the sea, Mr Todd, thats the life I covet.

 

[#1TiggerFan]

here's another 1:

it was 4th grade and we were practicing our lines for the president thingy. as soon as i got up to the stage the micerphone was on but it was not to be on and i thought to myself wow am really tall and i blurted out " I TALL!" how embarrsing is that! i got pick on for the rest of the day!

 

[acesupercoolme]

ohmygodohmygodohmygod.. I just got popcorn down my shirt

 

[VMK_MagicalLadee]

INNUENDO!

yay.

 

[acesupercoolme]

My cousin is still using my yoga mat..

 

[acesupercoolme]

Money, get away.
Get a good job with good pay and youre okay.
Money, its a gas.
Grab that cash with both hands and make a stash.
New car, caviar, four star daydream,
Think Ill buy me a football team.

Money, get back.
Im all right jack keep your hands off of my stack.
Money, its a hit.
Dont give me that do goody good ********.
Im in the high-fidelity first class traveling set
And I think I need a lear jet.

Money, its a crime.
Share it fairly but dont take a slice of my pie.
Money, so they say
Is the root of all evil today.
But if you ask for a raise its no surprise that theyre
Giving none away.

 

[acesupercoolme]

New signature... is anybody here?

 

[acesupercoolme]

All alooooonneeee...

 

[CastawayJ]

i am here

tag fairy, please bestow my friend above with a shiny new tag for she has none.

 

[acesupercoolme]

We don't need no education
We dont need no thought control
No dark sarcasm in the classroom
Teachers leave them kids alone
Hey! Teachers! Leave them kids alone!
All in all it's just another brick in the wall.
All in all you're just another brick in the wall.

We don't need no education
We dont need no thought control
No dark sarcasm in the classroom
Teachers leave them kids alone
Hey! Teachers! Leave them kids alone!
All in all it's just another brick in the wall.
All in all you're just another brick in the wall.

"Wrong, Do it again!"
"If you don't eat yer meat, you can't have any pudding. How can you
have any pudding if you don't eat yer meat?"
"You! Yes, you behind the bikesheds, stand still laddy!"

 

[acesupercoolme]

Have you ever noticed that there is an arrow in the FedEx logo?