A swashbuckling wizard adventure? Captain So-and-so takes his crew on a ship, where they are attacked be evil wizards!
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
Nah. You'll just have to read it to get what I mean. But until then you shall be left to wonder. And if I feel nice I'll post a few excerpts.
) while we were in line, I kept telling her about how there were reports of a polar bear escaped from the local zoo. She screamed bloody murder when the thing came rolling by.

That.
Is.
Funny.
Seriously. That last one owas hilarious.
My mom gave me QUITE the look.Lol.
One time we went to WDW. My little sis wanted to go on the tower of terror. ( Note: She is very tall for a 6 year old ) I repeat the tower of TERROR! Even i am afraid of the ride. So we went on that. We screamed. She cried. She got a doll. I got a pain in the butt. And then she was shaking the entire ride home. ( Hotel home. ) She crawled up in the back like a little baby would be scared. She started sucking her thumb and screaming like she just saw someone die.

