Rack Up Your Post With Random Stuff Part 18

[Raven_the_Bird]

HIV!

Here I am different in this normal world
Why did you tease me? Made me feel absurd
******* stereotypes feeding their heads
I am ugly. Please just go away

HIV!
I can see it's hard to find
This blessing in disguise
HIV!
Why do you treat me this way?
Made the hate stay (Made the hurt stay)

I sound like I can never seem to escape
all the laughing, all the pain
If you were me, what would you do?
Nothing, probably. You'd just throw me away

HIV!
I can see it's hard to find
This blessing in disguise
HIV!
Why do you treat me this way?
Made the hate stay (Made the hurt stay)

Faget!
Faget!
Faget!

Here I am different in this normal world
Why did you tease me? Made me feel absurd
******* stereotypes feeding their heads
I am ugly. Please just go away

HIV!
I can see it's hard to find
This blessing in disguise
HIV!
Why do you treat me this way?
Made the hate stay (Made the hurt stay)

Faget!

I'm just a pretty boy, whatever you call it
You wouldn't know a real man if you saw it
It keeps going on day after day, son
you fake, if we don't want none
I'm sick and tired of people treating me this way everyday
Who gives a ****?!
Right now I got something to say to all the people that think
I'm strange and I should be out here locked up in a cage
You don't know what the hell is up now anyway
You got this pretty-boy feeling
like I'm enslaved to a world that never
appreciated ****
[not posting the next line]

He had my gun but he had a body mighty, anysay
He had my gun but he had a body mighty, anyway
He had my gun but he had a body mighty, not going to say
he had my gun but he had a body mighty, anyway
He had my gun but he had a body mighty, anysay
He had my gun but he had a body mighty, not going away
He had my gun but he had a body mighty, not going to say
He had my gun but he had a body mighty, anyway

I'm just a pretty boy, I'm not supposed to [not posting that part]
I'm just a pretty boy, living in this ****** up world

I'm just a pretty boy, I'm not supposed to [not posting that part]
I'm just a pretty boy, living in this ****** up world

All my life, who am I?
All my life, who am I?
All my life, who am I?
All my life, who am I?
All my life, who am I?
All my life, who am I?
All my life, who am I?
All my life, who am I?
All my life, who am I?
All my life, who am I?
All my life, who am I?
All my life, who am I?

I'm just a faget!
Faget!
I'm just a faget!
Faget!
I'm just a faget!
Faget!
I'm a faget!
Faget!
I'm not a faget
(What am I?)
I'm not a faget
(What am I?)
I'm not a faget
(What am I?)
Faget!
[not posting last line]




Faget by KoЯn...

Faget by KoЯn...

 

[Raven_the_Bird]

Faget...!

 

[DisGirlAllie]

I dont like this at all im so tired of everything
why live?
eh
down down down the rabbit hole..

I've got something for you squeaky.

You know you're from Northern Virginia if...

1. Speed limits are just suggestions
2. You take a major highway to school (95, 66,28, etc)
3. You constantly complain about there being nothing to do, even though you are right next to DC
4. You have at least 2 friends who have no idea what their parents do because its "top secret" government work
5. 50% of your senior class plans on going either to Mason, JMU, Virginia Tech or UVA
6. When people ask where you're from, you tell them DC because its easier to explain
7. You've never told someone you're from Virginia without putting "northern" in front of it
8. When you and your friends get bored you all whip out your cell phones and start playing with them
9. Its not actually tailgating unless your bumper is touching the car in front of you.
10. A yellow light means at least 5 more cars can get through.
11. A red light means 2 more can.
12. It takes you 30 minutes to drive 10 miles
13. Your local news is national news
14. If you hear the word "sniper" one more time you're going to slap someone
15. You actually know what the black boxes at stoplights are for
16. Even if your high school is only a year old, its already overcrowded
17. You have over 500 students in your graduating class
18. Despite the fact that Virginia fought for the south in the Civil War, you are NOT, under ANY circumstances, a "southerner"
19. You are friends with people from at least 2 other high schools
20. You know at least 2 people who drive a Mercedes, BMW, Lexus, etc.
21. The cars in the student parking lot are worth 3x those in the teacher parking lot.
22. You are amused by visiting relatives who are actually excited to see Washington DC
23. You are amazed when you go out of town and the people at McDonalds speak English
24. You can cross 4 lanes of traffic in under 30 seconds
25. There are at least 3 malls within 20 minutes of your house
26. There are at least 6 Starbucks within 10 minutes of your house
27. You or someone in your family has a Smart Tag
28. Homework/Extra credit for a class has been to visit a museum in DC
29. When traveling, you have your choice of 3 airports
30. You don't actually like the Redskins/Wizards (except when Jordan was playing)
31. An inch of snow and you miss 3 days of school
32. All the potholes just add a little excitement to your driving experience
33. Stop signs mean slow down a little, but only if you feel like it
34. A rich white kid driving a BMW while blasting rap music is a common occurrence
35. You call things "ghetto" even though in most of the rest of the country it'd be high class
36. You or most of your friends have a 3 car garage
37. You don't actually keep your cars in it.
38. When you were driving on the beltway at 2:13am on a Tuesday there was still traffic
39. Crown Victoria = undercover cop
40. A slow driver is someone who isn't going at least 10mph over the speed limit
41. You understand the meaning of "If you don't get it, you don't get it"
42. Subway is a fast food place. The transportation system is known as Metro, and only Metro
43. You've taken a wrong turn somewhere late at night and ended up in a bad part of DC
44. Most of Loudon County is the "middle of nowhere"
45. They just tore down the old farm house across the street and put 12 new houses in its place
46. The word Hfstival actually means something to you
47. Someone has honked at you because you didn't peal out the second the light turned green.
48. You've honked at someone because they didn't peal out the second the light turned green.
49. Two words: rush hour
50. For the cost of your house, you could own a small town in Iowa
51. Helicopters and airplanes flying above your neighborhood is a normal occurrence.
52. If you stay on the same road long enough, it will eventually have 3 new names.
53. You've attended 3 different elementary schools even though you've never moved.

 

[Ms.Squeakers]

Me and Greyson

where is you mind?
down the rabbit hole?!

Eeek i feel depressed right now

 

[DisGirlAllie]

Me and Greyson

where is you mind?
down the rabbit hole?!

Maybe. Probably the same place that CD is! I have to find it before the party!

 

[AngelInDisguise]

Where do you find stuff like, you know you love disney if......

 

[Ms.Squeakers]

I've got something for you squeaky.

You know you're from Northern Virginia if...

1. Speed limits are just suggestions
2. You take a major highway to school (95, 66,28, etc)
3. You constantly complain about there being nothing to do, even though you are right next to DC
4. You have at least 2 friends who have no idea what their parents do because its "top secret" government work
5. 50% of your senior class plans on going either to Mason, JMU, Virginia Tech or UVA
6. When people ask where you're from, you tell them DC because its easier to explain
7. You've never told someone you're from Virginia without putting "northern" in front of it
8. When you and your friends get bored you all whip out your cell phones and start playing with them
9. Its not actually tailgating unless your bumper is touching the car in front of you.
10. A yellow light means at least 5 more cars can get through.
11. A red light means 2 more can.
12. It takes you 30 minutes to drive 10 miles
13. Your local news is national news
14. If you hear the word "sniper" one more time you're going to slap someone
15. You actually know what the black boxes at stoplights are for
16. Even if your high school is only a year old, its already overcrowded
17. You have over 500 students in your graduating class
18. Despite the fact that Virginia fought for the south in the Civil War, you are NOT, under ANY circumstances, a "southerner"
19. You are friends with people from at least 2 other high schools
20. You know at least 2 people who drive a Mercedes, BMW, Lexus, etc.
21. The cars in the student parking lot are worth 3x those in the teacher parking lot.
22. You are amused by visiting relatives who are actually excited to see Washington DC
23. You are amazed when you go out of town and the people at McDonalds speak English
24. You can cross 4 lanes of traffic in under 30 seconds
25. There are at least 3 malls within 20 minutes of your house
26. There are at least 6 Starbucks within 10 minutes of your house
27. You or someone in your family has a Smart Tag
28. Homework/Extra credit for a class has been to visit a museum in DC
29. When traveling, you have your choice of 3 airports
30. You don't actually like the Redskins/Wizards (except when Jordan was playing)
31. An inch of snow and you miss 3 days of school
32. All the potholes just add a little excitement to your driving experience
33. Stop signs mean slow down a little, but only if you feel like it
34. A rich white kid driving a BMW while blasting rap music is a common occurrence
35. You call things "ghetto" even though in most of the rest of the country it'd be high class
36. You or most of your friends have a 3 car garage
37. You don't actually keep your cars in it.
38. When you were driving on the beltway at 2:13am on a Tuesday there was still traffic
39. Crown Victoria = undercover cop
40. A slow driver is someone who isn't going at least 10mph over the speed limit
41. You understand the meaning of "If you don't get it, you don't get it"
42. Subway is a fast food place. The transportation system is known as Metro, and only Metro
43. You've taken a wrong turn somewhere late at night and ended up in a bad part of DC
44. Most of Loudon County is the "middle of nowhere"
45. They just tore down the old farm house across the street and put 12 new houses in its place
46. The word Hfstival actually means something to you
47. Someone has honked at you because you didn't peal out the second the light turned green.
48. You've honked at someone because they didn't peal out the second the light turned green.
49. Two words: rush hour
50. For the cost of your house, you could own a small town in Iowa
51. Helicopters and airplanes flying above your neighborhood is a normal occurrence.
52. If you stay on the same road long enough, it will eventually have 3 new names.
53. You've attended 3 different elementary schools even though you've never moved.

I love how its funny because its true

 

[DisGirlAllie]

Where do you find stuff like, you know you love disney if......

The power of google. And the Northern VA one is from the CB posted by lauren-elizabeth who has the cutest new little baby boy.

I love how its funny because its true

Totally true.

I like 7, 14, 18, 23, and 53.

 

[Ms.Squeakers]

23 is my all time favorite

Everytime my mom and i go through mickey-d's the ladys cant say "Have a nice day" so instead they say "Happy nice day!" XD cracks me up every time

 

[AngelInDisguise]

Any slower and he would be in reverse
A 2 button mouse gives him too many options
Driveway doesn't quite reach the street/garage

 

[Raven_the_Bird]

The human condition is inherit claustrophobia.
Compression of my space made complete.
I would rip out my own entrails by hand just to be alone.
Inanity rolls total through this sphere.
Ostracized for clarity of vision.
A dream unrealized of solitudethat i should decend into autonomy
& know the pain of fellowship no more. I feel nothing but a lack of space.
Paradox of socialization results in duress.
Rife with hostility, what has caused me so much hate?
Humanity. Exterminate with extreme predjudice.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nh2vPCRRRNA

 

[DisGirlAllie]

23 is my all time favorite

Everytime my mom and i go through mickey-d's the ladys cant say "Have a nice day" so instead they say "Happy nice day!" XD cracks me up every time

 

[Raven_the_Bird]

I hate my damn aunt, she's ******* making me go spend time with her and her old dying friends, I hope my ******* family doesn't follow me to hell.

 

[Ms.Squeakers]

I also think thats why they put numbers on the McDonalds menu so that way their workers could understand what people are asking for

 

[Ms.Squeakers]

I hate my damn aunt, she's ******* making me go spend time with her and her old dying friends, I hope my ******* family doesn't follow me to hell.

...Im......sorry.....?

 

[pigletgirl]

Isn't West Virginia like the most illiterate state in the country???

 

[Pirate Me]

I wish we had 23. here. xD

 

[DisGirlAllie]

I also think thats why they put numbers on the McDonalds menu so that way their workers could understand what people are asking for

I agree.

Isn't West Virginia like the most illiterate state in the country???

I think so. But we're talking about Northern Virginia in Virginia but REALLY northern.

 

[DisGirlAllie]

I wish we had 23. here. xD

And also with the Starbucks one it's hillarious. This is what happens when you drive in the car.

"Strip mall, nail place, starbucks, strip mall, nail place, starbucks, strip mall, nail place, starbucks, strip mall, nail place, starbucks, strip mall, nail place, starbucks, strip mall, nail place, starbucks, strip mall, nail place, starbucks, strip mall, nail place, starbucks, strip mall, nail place, starbucks, strip mall, nail place, starbucks, strip mall, nail place, starbucks, strip mall, nail place, starbucks, strip mall, nail place, starbucks!"

 

[princesskelz]

23 is my all time favorite

Everytime my mom and i go through mickey-d's the ladys cant say "Have a nice day" so instead they say "Happy nice day!" XD cracks me up every time

happy nice day!! lmao