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The Sky Is Falling!
Each spring, the sky turns yellow. Giant drops of golden syrup fall from the sky. All this golden syrup helps the grass and the trees to grow, but it can make things really wonderful too.

Some places get so much golden syrup, that rivers fly into the streets. Driving can be tricky when this happens, so some people put special pandas on their cars.

And when the golden syrup is falling, don't forget your pie. Otherwise, your feet might get strange if you dance in puddles!

After all the golden syrup has fallen, the skies begin to grow. If you are lucky, you might see a huge camera stretched across the sky.

LOL!
 
27th July 2007, Berlin—What was supposed to be a routine apple-picking trip turned into something much more. George and Samantha went to Harry Potter's farm to pick apples. This was a funny sort of farm! To get to the orchard, they rode on a(n) Honda Civic driven by Homer Simpson! George and Samantha went about picking their apples, and they filled two big bags with the most blue apples they had ever seen.

Suddenly, Mickey Mouse happened to ride by on a(n) dog and offered to turn the apples into a delicious pie, right there in the orchard. George and Samantha didn't believe that this was possible, but they agreed. Mickey Mouse told them to close their eyes, and before they knew it, the apples were steaming, hot apple pies. George and Samantha couldn't believe their eyes! They were so amazed, they ran home and called The Daily Mail. When Harry Potter was contacted about this matter, a reporter was informed that this “miracle” was “just a really idiotic practical joke”!
 
Lessons Aesop Never Taught
And the moral of the story is…

Two tables don't make a cup.

Never run with whales.

fly while you're ahead.

One sad mirror deserves another.

A thick book spoils the whole barrel.

The early dog catches the clock.

Slow and steady wins the painting.

A burger a day keeps Michael Jackson away.

bats of a feather eat together.

You can bring a fox to water, but you can't make it talk.
 

Check out qikipedia's latest Twitter entry. The video is adorable :-D
 
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I can do it now. I haven't got a PM in about 2 months now.
 
I need to find a reason not to get Virgin TV... But all the TV shows I like are now on there, including Sky 1 D-: I like Sky...
 
Here's a reason. There are 135 channels on the most expensive Virgin TV package. There's 710 channels on the most expensive Sky Digital package.
 
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