Quotes Quiz!

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Okay so this is a quiz all about your favorite quotes (pretty self- explanatory)!

1. What are your favorite funny quotes from movies?
2. What are your favorite serious/ inspirational quotes from movies?
3. What are your favorite funny quotes from TV shows?
4. What are your favorite serious/ inspirational quotes from TV shows?
5. What are your favorite quotes celebs have said?
6. What is your favorite personal qoute? (something you said)
7. Name any other quotes that you really like that do not fit in the above questions!

**You may list as many quotes as you would like***

~I will post my answers later!~ ~Have Fun!~

-Liz
 
1. What are your favorite funny quotes from movies?
"I love you too, but I'm gonna mace you in the face!"
-Jack, The Darjeeling Limited
" Where did you hide the alcohol Danny Ocean, up your butt?"
-Fogell, Superbad
ANYTHING said in SUperbad.
"feed me a stray cat"
-the ATM machine, American Psycho.

2. What are your favorite serious/ inspirational quotes from movies?
"No. It's not the cheating. It's the hunger for an alternative and the refusal to accept a life of unhappiness."
-Sarah, Little Children

"Too many guys think I'm a concept, or I complete them, or I'm gonna make them alive. But I'm just a [messed]-up girl who's lookin' for my own piece of mind; don't assign me your"
Clementine, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

3. What are your favorite funny quotes from TV shows?
" This is an environment of welcoming, and you should just get the hell outta here."
-Michael Scott, The Office
"I think if I was allergic to dairy I'd kill myself. "
-Michael Scott, The Office
Anything ever said on extras or entourage

4. What are your favorite serious/ inspirational quotes from TV shows?
can't think of any!
there are some serious office quotes that are good

5. What are your favorite quotes celebs have said?
"I've been skinny, it's [freaking] boring!"
-Kate Winslet

6. What is your favorite personal quote? (something you said)
If i could think of one that wasn't extremely vulgar, I would post it.
 
(Im pulling these from my head so they might not be word for word but its the basic idea)
1. What are your favorite funny quotes from movies? "Havnt you ever heard dad introduce us to people? 'Ahh yes this is our daughter dotty..and this is our other daughter...dottys sister!'- a league of their own -Kit(i think thats her name..its been forever since ive seen that movie)
2. What are your favorite serious/ inspirational quotes from movies? "Its like theres something about my face that has to be hidden and i dont know what it is" - man in the iron mask
3. What are your favorite funny quotes from TV shows? "Im Mr.Spoon legs my name is mr.spoonlegs i can dance like spoon legs im a spoonleg dancer YEAH!!" Ellen Morgan (Ellen Degeneres) in the sitcom "Ellen'
4. What are your favorite serious/ inspirational quotes from TV shows? "Its hard to come out here and make it seem everythings alright when everything ISNT alright"- Ellen Degenres show
5. What are your favorite quotes celebs have said? "I will not be a rockstar.. i will be a LEGENED"- Freddie Mercury
6. What is your favorite personal qoute? (something you said)
"Lurve is better then Love because its longer" (punny)
"Why do guys base everything on looks? I wish church was like confession so people only know the REAL you and not just your shell.."

7. Name any other quotes that you really like that do not fit in the above questions!
Nope i cant think of any at the moment
 
1. What are your favorite funny quotes from movies?
"Honey, you better tell me whats wrong before I smother you with the pillow"
-The Green Mile.
2. What are your favorite serious/ inspirational quotes from movies?
Anything from TKAMB
3. What are your favorite funny quotes from TV shows?
ANYTHING on BUFFY. =D
4. What are your favorite serious/ inspirational quotes from TV shows?
Again, anything from buffy.
5. What are your favorite quotes celebs have said?
"I don't believe in guilt, I believe in living on impulse as long as you never intentionally hurt another person, and don't judge people in your life. I think you should live completely free." - Angelina Jolie
6. What is your favorite personal qoute? (something you said)
"I believe that I truely, deeply, just want to be loved, like everyone else." I wrote that in an essay about me.
7. Name any other quotes that you really like that do not fit in the above questions!
Everything is okay in the end, so if its not okay, its not the end.
 

Shelby I love the quote you put for #7. It's very inspirational! I'll have to remember that one!
 
Warning: Long Post!

1. What are your favorite funny quotes from movies?

Janey: You haven't spoken to me in, like, four years Jake.
Jake: Actually, it's more like six, because the time you're referring to when we were standing in line at that movie theater, I was actually saying "hey" to the person right behind you."


Richard Vernon: Well, well. Here we are. You have exactly eight hours and fifty-four minutes to think about why you're here. You may not talk, you will not move from these seats. Any questions?
John Bender: Yeah. Does Barry Manilow know that you raid his wardrobe?


2. What are your favorite serious/ inspirational quotes from movies?

**Austin’s Dad: You’re throwing away your dream!
Austin: No dad, I’m throwing away yours.


**It takes a great deal or bravery to stand up to your enemies, but a great deal more to stand up to your friends."

3. What are your favorite funny quotes from TV shows?

**Zach: Even when you're not being a couple, you'll always be a couple. You're Joanie & Chachi... Luke & Leia.
Seth: Um. Luke & Leia were brother & sister.
Zach: Yeah, well may the force be with you.



4. What are your favorite serious/ inspirational quotes from TV shows?

**Caitlin: Remember when we were little and dad used to always take us to Baskin Robbins? You'd have to sample like every single flavor before you could decide on what you actually wanted. And then once you did you realized you didn't like it so you'd cry and dad would have to take you back and get another cone.
Marissa: Is this another story about how growing up it was always about me?
Caitlin: No, it's about you not trusting your instincts. Remember what I used to always get?
Marissa: Gold Medal Ribbon.
Caitlin: Every time. I figured I loved it, why question it.


**Meredith: "Okay, here it is, your choice... it's simple, her or me, and I'm sure she is really great. But Derek, I love you, in a really, really big pretend to like your taste in music, let you eat the last piece of cheesecake, hold a radio over my head outside your window, unfortunate way that makes me hate you, love you. So pick me, choose me, love me."

**~Dr. Isabel "Izzie" Stevens: [to Alex] you wanna see it? You really wanna see it? Fine! Let's look at that tattoo up close and personal, shall we? [She rips off her shirt] What are these? Oh, my God! Breasts! How does anybody practice medicine hauling these things around? And what have we got back here? Let’s see if I remember my anatomy. [Takes off her pants] Gluts, right? Let’s study them, shall we? Gather around and check out the booty that put Izzie Stevens through Med. school! You wanna call me Dr. Model? That's fine. But just remember that while you're all still sitting on 200 grand of student loans, I'm out of debt.


**Dr. Derek Shepherd: [to Addison] Christmas makes you want to be with people you love. I'm not saying this to hurt you, or because I want to leave you, because I don't. Meredith wasn't a fling. She wasn't revenge. I fell in love with her. That doesn't go away because I decided to stay with you.

**Dr. Derek Shepherd: So, who's next, Alex? He likes to sleep around... you two have that in common.
Dr. Meredith Grey: You don't get to call me a *****! When I met you, I thought I had met the person I would spend then rest of my life with. I was done. So all the boys, and all the bars, and all the obvious daddy issues... who cared? Because I was done. You left me! You chose Addison! I'm all glued back together now. I make no apologies for how I chose to repair what you broke. You don't get to call me a *****!



5. What are your favorite quotes celebs have said?

(From a Tim McGraw song.) Chase your dreams, but always know the road that leads you home again.

"So go ahead. Fall down. The world looks different from the ground."
-Oprah Winfrey


6. What is your favorite personal quote? (something you said)

(From another thread)-You are never liked by everyone, so what gives you the title of popular? There are people who don't like me, and I don't like the "popular" people so why do they get to be doned the popular people? Why not me?

If you have question as to where my quotes are from or anything like that, just ask.
 
"It is our choices, Harry, that show who we truly are, far more than our abilities."

That's the only one that came to mind right now. But I'll be sure to think of more later.

Oh, and this one that I wrote in sixth grade, I thought it was awesome, now it seems a little cliche and juvenile, but I'll post it anyway.
"A man who hasn't stepped off the beaten path hasn't lived."
 
1. What are your favorite funny quotes from movies?
"Daniel: Who is this?
Undertaker: Pardon me?
Daniel: This is not my father!" -Death at a Funeral...there
are so many more funny quotes for this one, but I can't
think of them right now.

"Okay, you caught me. The finches were a bad idea. And I wasn't gonna say anything, but I think some of them may have salmonella. A fair amount, in fact. I may have inadvertently poisoned your children." -Kicking and Screaming


2. What are your favorite serious/ inspirational quotes from movies?
"I see dead people..." The Sixth Sense. I'm sorry, but I get chills whenever he says that!

"Things will happen in your life that you can't stop. But that's no reason to shut out the world." -Now and Then


3. What are your favorite funny quotes from TV shows?
"Wait and see? Wait and see?! Jim Henson had a wait and see attitude, and just look what happened! Now we have wrong sounding Muppets!" -Stewie from Family Guy

"Lois: Peter, what did you promise me last night?
Peter: That I wouldn't drink at the stag party.
Lois: And what did you do?
Peter: Drank at the stag pa - Whoa! I almost walked right into that one!" -Family Guy

"Alex Trebek: Welcome back to Celebrity Jeopardy. I thought we were done with this, but Regis Philbin, that idiot, decided to do a Celebrity Millionaire, and network competition being what it is, I stand before you a broken and miserable man." Saturday Night Live


4. What are your favorite serious/ inspirational quotes from TV shows?
I actually can't think of any. I was just searching stuff on IMDB, and I honestly couldn't find anything sad-ish.

5. What are your favorite quotes celebs have said?
"Everything happens for a reason, and in their own time." -Idina Menzel

"I always feel like a pirate." -Orlando Bloom :love:


6. What is your favorite personal quote? (something you said)
"Why do they call it assorted fruit? Why not all different kinds of fruit?"

"Don't judge a book by it's cover, because that book may be beautiful on the inside, and you just have to actually look inside to find that."

[At Rent, at the stage door] "Adam's gonna come out incognito! Like with a trench coat, a mustache, and a salad from McDonald's! And we'll go chasing after him because we'll know who it really is! Okay, great plan." -And yes, I actually said this. My friends were looking at me like I was insane.
 
1. What are your favorite funny quotes from movies?
"Who wants to go down the creepy tunnel inside the tomb first?-Riley Poole.
2. What are your favorite serious/ inspirational quotes from movies?
"What we do in life echoes in eternity"-Maximus. Gladiator.
3. What are your favorite funny quotes from TV shows?
Also good question.
4. What are your favorite serious/ inspirational quotes from TV shows?
I don't know.
5. What are your favorite quotes celebs have said?

6. What is your favorite personal qoute? (something you said)
"Life is like a salad. But...with disgusting dressing."

7. Name any other quotes that you really like that do not fit in the above questions!
"I pity you. You just don't get it at all. There's not a thing I don't cherish!"-Cloud Strife. FFVII Advent Children.
It is the unknown we fear when we look upon death and darkness, nothing more.-Harry Potter HBP.
"Every story must have an ending."-Auron FFX
"Outside the dream world, life can be harsh--even cruel, but it is life."-Auron FFX
"This is my story. It'll go the way I want, or I'll end it here."-Tidus FFX
"Dilly-Dally Shilly-Shally. Isn't it time you did the forgiving?"-Aerith-FFVII Advent Children.
 
TV Quotes:

Brent LeRoy: Morning, want me to fill it up?
Marvin Drey the Taxman: Do you work here?
Brent LeRoy: It'd be a pretty weird hobby.
Marvin Drey the Taxman: I just need to speak with your father to verify a few things.
Brent LeRoy: I don't think he's here, I think he went to Hawaii.
Marvin Drey the Taxman: Hawaii?
Brent LeRoy: Not Hawaii, somewhere cheaper than that... Red Deer.
Marvin Drey the Taxman: I can appreciate that you don't wanna help me. I get that a lot, sometimes I get outright hostility. Just because of my job.
Brent LeRoy: Well, no offense but I mean I can't just turn over my father. There's a bond between father and son that's strong and sacred.
Oscar Leroy: Hey idiot! You left the lid on the dumpster up last night! Crows have scattered garbage all over the place out there. And I'll be damned if I'm gonna clean it, it'll be you out there on your hands and knees scrapin' up crow crap!
Brent LeRoy: I'll tell you whatever you need to know.
Oscar Leroy: Why'd you come in person? You ever hear of a telephone? It's a handy invention, I'll show you how it works sometime.
Marvin Drey the Taxman: We did call.
Oscar Leroy: You did not!
[flashback, Oscar is on the phone]
Oscar Leroy: What are you calling me on the phone for? My taxes paid for this call! You got something to say, you come here and say it in person. Get in the car, you ever hear of a car? It's a handy invention, I'll show you how it works sometime!
[hangs up]
Emma Leroy: Who was that?
Oscar Leroy: I don't know, some *******!


That's all from one segment of Corner Gas. I absolutely LOVE that part.

Dr. Gregory House: But not to worry, because for most of you, this job could be done by a monkey with a bottle of Motrin. Speaking of which, if you're particularly annoying, you may see me reach for this: this is Vicodin. It's mine! You can't have any! And no, I do not have a pain management problem, I have a pain problem... but who knows? Maybe I'm wrong. Maybe I'm too stoned to tell. So, who wants me? [House, quite obviously]

TV INSPIRATIONAL:

Eve: I'm gonna base this moment on who I'm stuck in a room with. That's what life is. It's a series of rooms. And who we get stuck in those rooms with adds up to what our lives are. Person on House said that.

Personal Quote:

Friend:So what color is your mom's car?
Me: Greyish, goldish, silvery, yellowish, whiteish gold.
 
"Things will happen in your life that you can't stop. But that's no reason to shut out the world." -Now and Then

Now and Then is such a great movie! Here are some of my fav quotes from that movie:

~Samantha: If you don't fall in love, you can't get hurt.
Roberta: But it sure is lonely all by yourself.

~Bully: Why don't you go home and play with your dolls.
Chrissy: The only doll Roberta's got is a G.I. Joe!

~Chrissy: I say we make a pact. Here and now. We're here for each other, always, no matter what happens in life. If Teeny goes off to Hollywood or I marry a rich doctor, we remember this day and this pact. Whenever we need a friend, we're here for each other. We can count on it. Always. No matter what.

~Samantha: I decided not to tell the others about my father, call me a fool but I actually thought he'd be back, a wishful notion I held onto for years. At the time no one in The Gaslight Edition had gotten a divorce and the last thing I wanted was to be different from my friends.

~Samantha: We all used to try so hard to fit in. We wanted to look exactly alike, do all the same things, practically be the same person, but when we weren't looking that all changed. The tree house was supposed to bring us more independence, but what the summer actually brought was independence from each other.

~Samantha: [talking about the night in the graveyard with Crazy Pete] He said something that didn't mean as much then as it does now... He told me that things happen in life that you can't stop but it wasn't a reason to shut out the world...

~Samantha: When you're 12, without effort, you live in the moment. You don't regret the past or worry about the future, and in that moment, Teeny filled my heart with hope and comfort.

~Samantha: Thomas Wolfe once said you can't go home again. Well, that's great for old Tom. But he wasn't a chick who made a pact with her friends when she was twelve to get together whenever any one of them needed each other. So here I am driving back to my childhood home in Indiana a place I can tell you I never wanted to see again.

~Teeny: Chrissy, truth or dare?
Chrissy: Truth.
Teeny: Have you ever been french kissed?
Chrissy: Are you kidding? I don't want to get pregnant!
Roberta: You can't get pregnant from french-kissing!
Chrissy: I know that, beetle-brain, but it's common knowledge that if you tongue-kiss a boy, he automatically thinks you'll do the deed with him. They can't help it. They're driven.
Samantha: Oh? And what deed would that be?
Chrissy: You know... planting the seed and watering the flower. Isn't that how it works?
 
Ahh Now and Then!
Awesome movie!!

"Things happen in life that you can't stop, but it's not a reason to shut out the world."

I love that quote.
 
Sorry but this isn't so much of a quiz as a survay. It's kind-of a pet peve of mine
 
Snow White, Love #1!!! That is one of my favorites too!!!
 
1. What are your favorite funny quotes from movies?
"Narnia?" "Legal purposes."
"Shoot him and cut out his tongue, then shoot his tongue! And trim that scraggly beard!"
"Why should I sail with any of you? Four of you have tried to kill me in the past... one of you succeeded."
"I want flabby grandma arms!"
2. What are your favorite serious/ inspirational quotes from movies? "Your mother died to save you. If there is one thing Voldemort cannot understand, it is love. He didn't realize that love as powerful as your mother's for you leaves its own mark. Not a scar, no visible sign ... to have been loved so deeply, even though the person who loved us is gone, will give us some protection forever. (...) It was agony to touch a person marked by something so good."
3. What are your favorite funny quotes from TV shows? "But not to worry, because for most of you, this job could be done by a monkey with a bottle of Motrin. Speaking of which, if you're particularly annoying, you may see me reach for this: this is Vicodin. It's mine! You can't have any! And no, I do not have a pain management problem, I have a pain problem... but who knows? Maybe I'm wrong. Maybe I'm too stoned to tell. So, who wants me?"
4. What are your favorite serious/ inspirational quotes from TV shows? Ummm
5. What are your favorite quotes celebs have said? "Keep moving forward"
6. What is your favorite personal qoute? (something you said) "You idiot dancers have strong legs not arms!" "I'm wearing pink." "What's wrong with pink?" "I hate pink."
7. Name any other quotes that you really like that do not fit in the above questions!
"If there was no sarcasm, there would be no fun."
 
Funny Movie-
Richard: Oh my God, I'm getting pulled over. Everyone, just... pretend to be normal.

Olive: I'd like to dedicate this to my grandpa, who showed me these moves.
Pageant MC: Aww, that is so sweet.
[Audience applauds]
Pageant MC: Is he here? Where's your grandpa right now?
Olive: In the trunk of our car.
(Little Miss Sunshine.)


Hermione Granger: You found it Neville: the Room of Requirement. It becomes available to anyone who really needs it.
Ron Weasley: So say you really needed the toilet...
Hermione Granger: Charming Ronald. But yes, that is the general idea.
(Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix.)


Nicholas Angel: And are they as big as he is?
Danny Butterman: Who?
Nicholas Angel: The mum and the sister?
Danny Butterman: Same person.
(Hot Fuzz.)



Serious Movie-
Cady: [narrating] Calling somebody else fat won't make you any skinnier. Calling someone stupid doesn't make you any smarter. And ruining Regina George's life definitely didn't make me any happier. All you can do in life is try to solve the problem in front of you.
(Mean Girls.)



Funny TV Show-
Computer: Plankton: 1% Evil, 99% Hot Gas.

Patrick: Don't geniuses live in lamps?

SpongeBob SquarePants: Well Patrick, I was going to ask you if you wanted to go jellyfishing but I can see that you're busy having an episode.
(Spongebob.)



Serious TV Show-
Catherine Willows: Never doubt. Never look back. That's how I live my life.
Gil Grissom: I admire that.
(CSI.)



Celebs-
Fantasy lies beyond the reach of time.- Walt Disney.

Fill your paper with the breathings of your heart.- William Wordsworth.




Personal-
I love you. Even though you do have quite a large buttocks.- Me.

Stoner with no sense of direction in life...? Sounds like my kinda man.- Me.
 


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