Quotes from John the Genius

teskak

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Bawb is like glue - white, pasty and if you sniff him for too long you get light headed.:surfweb:
 
:rotfl:Can't wait to see more. It's too early for me to come up with any, gotta have more coffee before my brain starts functioning.
 
In australia it is nearly 10pm so the end of the day & I was listening to some old shows. I will add more as I come across them. examples of his genius only of course
 
One thing I'll give John credit for is resisting the iPhone collective. Now THAT'S genius.
 

John may be the genius but Kevin has the best quotes. I admire Johns sense of humor. But seriously Kevins one liners make me pee myself laughing.

My absolute favorite. Is from the dolewhip incident with Bob.

"So you brought us trash" I snorted my coffee on that one.
 
someone asked something like, "do you know what they feed Shamu as rewards?"

John: "what, a Sham-Wow?"

:lmao::lmao::lmao:

:goodvibes
 
Can't believe I get to say it first...

"Curtains matching the drapes..." :dance3:
 
i can't find the show now. but my fave is go lick a window :rotfl2:
 
Mine was from the Podcast Cruise (live taping) -

LEE COCKERELL: The first strategy in my book, the title is Remember Everyone is Important...

JOHN: Really??? Everyone???

LEE: Everyone.

JOHN: Hmmm...

The look on his face was priceless...
 
John may be the genius but Kevin has the best quotes. I admire Johns sense of humor. But seriously Kevins one liners make me pee myself laughing.

My absolute favorite. Is from the dolewhip incident with Bob.

"So you brought us trash" I snorted my coffee on that one.

haha that was the best.
 
John may be the genius but Kevin has the best quotes. I admire Johns sense of humor. But seriously Kevins one liners make me pee myself laughing.

My absolute favorite. Is from the dolewhip incident with Bob.

"So you brought us trash" I snorted my coffee on that one.

You and I both!:rotfl2::rotfl2::rotfl2::rotfl2:
 
John may be the genius but Kevin has the best quotes. I admire Johns sense of humor. But seriously Kevins one liners make me pee myself laughing.

My absolute favorite. Is from the dolewhip incident with Bob.

"So you brought us trash" I snorted my coffee on that one.

OK - you all need to focus!!!

This thread is about me - not Kevin.

Now, continue with singing my praises.......
 












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