Joe Cool, yours is Phil off of Hercules and DisneyGirl421 yours is Hugo off of The Hunchback of Notre Dame.
Here's a new one: "Let me get this straight. I have 24 hours to get rid of this BOZO before the whole scheme I have been planning for 18 years goes up in smoke, AND YOU ARE WEARING HIS MERCHANDISE!!!!????" (I don't think this is exactly how it's supposed to go, but you get the idea)