At great risk, I ask the following rhetorical questions -- (with tongue in cheek, sort of..)
- Which line should I get in at Topsider's? right? left? Which goes faster and has more food selection?
- In the cabins, what are the dimensions of the windows, as I am getting ready to make curtains for our 7-day stay (it has to feel just like home, you know)?
- What colors should I wear in the restaurants? I don't want to clash with the decor, offend anyone, make anyone sick, or stick out like a sore thumb?
- What writing instrument should I use to fill out my cruise documents? Oh, maybe it says use blue or black ink -- would that be roller ball, ball point, or what? I can't decide!
- People are offended when children play around with the elevator buttons. Would they be upset if I did that? I tend to act like a child when I'm on vacation, you know. And, if I do this, which elevators would be the least/more likely to offend/not offend everyone -- the ones at aft, mid-ship, or what's the other part of the ship?
- Is there a doctor on board? This is extremely important, as I think I will more than likely finally have a nervous breakdown once I'm on board. All this planning is taking a toll on me. Why can't I just relax and let things come what may? This is a VACATION after all!!??
Just some thoughts that too much planning can sometimes take the joy out of your relaxation -- and just think what it's doing to the rest of your family...
This is all said tongue in cheek, so don't get too upset and flame the heck out of me -- although I have to admit there's a lot of truth to it, too!
- Which line should I get in at Topsider's? right? left? Which goes faster and has more food selection?
- In the cabins, what are the dimensions of the windows, as I am getting ready to make curtains for our 7-day stay (it has to feel just like home, you know)?
- What colors should I wear in the restaurants? I don't want to clash with the decor, offend anyone, make anyone sick, or stick out like a sore thumb?
- What writing instrument should I use to fill out my cruise documents? Oh, maybe it says use blue or black ink -- would that be roller ball, ball point, or what? I can't decide!
- People are offended when children play around with the elevator buttons. Would they be upset if I did that? I tend to act like a child when I'm on vacation, you know. And, if I do this, which elevators would be the least/more likely to offend/not offend everyone -- the ones at aft, mid-ship, or what's the other part of the ship?
- Is there a doctor on board? This is extremely important, as I think I will more than likely finally have a nervous breakdown once I'm on board. All this planning is taking a toll on me. Why can't I just relax and let things come what may? This is a VACATION after all!!??
Just some thoughts that too much planning can sometimes take the joy out of your relaxation -- and just think what it's doing to the rest of your family...
This is all said tongue in cheek, so don't get too upset and flame the heck out of me -- although I have to admit there's a lot of truth to it, too!
