I mean this question in all seriousness. I had a very odd dream last night, I won't get into it, but involved me, a chicken, and a vegan. So why is it that vegan's don't eat eggs? I understand not eating any animal product, but the chicken would lay the egg regardless, no? They don't need the rooster to lay the egg, so if the chicken hadn't found her rooster, wouldn't she just be laying eggs? So then what would you do with the eggs? You can't fertilize the egg once it's been laid, so then it would just go to waste.
I realize this is a really weird question, but like I said, I had a dream, and it raised some questions.
I realize this is a really weird question, but like I said, I had a dream, and it raised some questions.

but the part about "me, a chicken and a Vegan" sounds like the opening line to a joke
I am so missing milk!