It's not silly. As an aside, a couple of years ago one of DD's sorority sisters went with us to WDW and we ate at Chefs de France. One of their most popular dishes is half-a-chicken, and it's pretty yummy.
Well, DD's friend Mary Kate got the chicken, and when it came out, she just stared at it with a look of total dismay. We soon learned that she, too, had this thing about bone-in chicken. We gently broke it to her that chickens did, indeed, have bones in them from birth, and that was the way the Lord made them, and as smart as geneticists are, no one had yet successfully bred a boneless chicken.
DW kicked into mama mode and picked the meat off for her, and she did fine.
So, PryncessChrysty, you are not alone. But maybe the good folks at 50's PT might have some chicken tenders or something.
If you like meat loaf or pot roast, those are both good dishes at 50's.