Jaws was surreal to say at the least. We got a very hyper UE piloting the boat and it was a hoot to hear him talk at warp speed. The ride started out slow with him pointing out various things along the seashore and doing the everyday chatter until we went around the bend and saw damage to a fish warehouse, pieces of a boat floating, and a little bit of a fire burning on the surface of the water. The pilot "freaked", grabbed his two way radio and screamed into that saying that something happened and the dock employees were nowhere to be found.
He pulled out his rifle and did a big show of priming the gun with several clicks. He kept telling us that we're safe (click!) and he'll make sure (click!) that we'll get back to the dock (click!) in one piece. (click!) We went through a warehouse and heard a lot of thuds, bangs, and creaks as the pilot said "He's coming after us! He's going through the warehouse to get a bite out of us but I won't let him!" My head was spinning around as I tried to "follow" the sounds as it came closer and closer to us.
The next thing I did was stupid and I got a head whack from my husband. I screamed "BOO!" and everybody jumped! There were two rows of other guests in front of us and they all turned to look at me. Eeep! I gave them a very sheepish smile while my husband smacked me on the head. The pilot barked an order at me saying that I must not attract the attention of the killer shark and that if I did it again, he'll feed me to the shark. Hehehehehehe...everybody did laugh over it.
I heard a THUD and a tip of a shark's nose as he came up on the opposite side of the boat and rocked the boat a bit. The pilot was in fine form: screaming while blasting away at the shark with his rifle. My poor daughter was freaking out so bad and I was hysterical from laughing. It was so SURREAL! The shark went after us several times and I loved that "blam-blam!" and that "DIE! DIE!" scream.
The kicker was hearing the pilot yell at another UE as we approached the dock. "There is a shark loose! We gotta call the military and blow that damn shark out of the water!" It was priceless to hear him say that.