Professor Bigfoot's Bad Joke Thread

[dcentity2000]

What's the worst, the absolute WORST joke you know?

I'll start with...

Q: What's brown and sticky?
A: A stick!



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[Cinderellafifi]

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo hoo?
Don't cry, it's just a joke.

What makes this the worst is DD4 expecting it to be "fresh" every time she uses it.

 

[Phrebert]

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Because it was stapled to the punk rocker.

 

[bumcat]

What's black and white and read/red all over?


Of course most will say a newspaper but the real answer is a bloody nun. bad bad joke.....

or a skunk in a blender....

 

[spearenb]

A couple here...

why did they bury Abe Lincoln on a hill?
because he was dead!


Why cant you hang a guy with a wooden leg?
because you need a rope!

why cant a flower ride a bike?
because it lost its peddles


I feel like I am in second grade again....

 

[ElizK]

How did the gum cross the road?

It stuck to the bottom of the chicken's foot.


That is courtesy of DD9 from when she was 6.

 

[DukeStreetKing]

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Interupting cow
Interupting cow wh...
Moooooooooooo (quickly, before the word who is spoken).