Prepare ship for ludicrous speed!

[monkeyboy]

Fasten all seatbelts, seal all entrances and exits, close all shops in the mall, cancel the three ring circus, secure all animals in the zoo!

 

[gallaj0]

They've gone straight to plaid!

 

[georgina]

The radar's jammed!

 

[pfishgirl]

"What's the matter, Colonel Sandurz? Chicken?"

 

[DisneyAddict_M]

That's my virgin alarm. It's set to go off before you do!

 

[perdidobay]

"Funny. She doesn't look Druish"

 

[puggymom]

YOGURT!

You heard of me?

 

[stinkerbelle]

*darth vadar deep breathing noises*

I can't breathe in this thing!

 

[Towncrier]

Dark Helmet: "So the combination is one, two, three, four, five? That's the stupidest combination I've ever heard in my life! The kind of thing an idiot would have on his luggage!"

Much later.....

President Skroob: "1 2 3 4 5? That's amazing! I've got the same combination on my luggage!"

 

[Mister Incredible]

I'm half man, half dog...I'm my own best friend!

 

[Mister Incredible]

Snotty beamed me twice last night..it was wonderful!

 

[Mister Incredible]

Why didn't someone tell me my a** was this big?

 

[Texan Mouseketeer]

I see your schwartz is as big as mine.

 

[Fredd's Girl]

Skroob: Hello Charlene
Marlene: But I'm Marlene
Skroob: Hello Marlene
Marlene: But I'm Charlene
Skroob: Oh chew your gum!

 

[leighe]

"Just what we need - a Druish princess!"

 

[Mister Incredible]

Dark Helmet: What the hell am I looking at? When does this happen in the movie?
Colonel Sandurz: Now. You're looking at now, sir. Everything that happens now is happening now.
Dark Helmet: What hapened to then?
Colonel Sandurz: We passed then.
Dark Helmet: When?
Colonel Sandurz: Just now. We're at now now.
Dark Helmet: Go back to then.
Colonel Sandurz: When?
Dark Helmet: Now!
Colonel Sandurz: Now?
Dark Helmet: Now!
Colonel Sandurz: I can't.
Dark Helmet: Why?
Colonel Sandurz: We missed it.
Dark Helmet: When?
Colonel Sandurz: Just now.
Dark Helmet: When will then be now?
Colonel Sandurz: Soon.
Dark Helmet: How soon?

 

[Texan Mouseketeer]

Mr. Incredible, you have us beat. And I thought I knew movies word for word!!

 

[Mister Incredible]

Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to witness Princess Vespa, daughter of King Roland going right past the altar, heading down the ramp and out the door!

 

[perdidobay]

Dark Helmet: Before you die there is something you should know about us, Lone Star.
Lone Starr: What?
Dark Helmet: I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate.
Lone Starr: What's that make us?
Dark Helmet: Absolutely nothing! Which is what you are about to become.

 

[pilikia97]

Only one man dares give me the raspberry....Lonestar!