POTC characters Christmas gifts thread

[Buzz Rules]

POTC characters Christmas gifts thread. What would you get each character for Christmas? Also, if Jack Sparrow is not in POTC 6, I hope we hear that he married Angelica offscreen. I can only imagine what Christmas at the Sparrow/Teach household would be like.

 

[BrianL]

I'd get Barbosa a bushel of apples!

 

[Buzz Rules]

I'd get Barbosa a bushel of apples!

Jack the monkey would get a Jack in the box that pops out a banana.