I was searching for funny quotes and found this for answering machine messages: We might be in, we might be out, but leave a message and you might find out!
I want to do this one for my cell phone- "Hey guess who this is? You guessed it. Guess what you have to do now? you
guessed it. Guess what's next? You guessed it..."
look at this one, You are dazed, bewildered, trapped in a world with no time, where color collides with sound, and shadows explode. You see a sign up ahead. This is no ordinary answering device; this is "The Twilight Phone"