Actresses! Duchesses! the great loves of my life.
I love more girls than I ate pies, but I couldn't stand my wife.
I had just ten years on the throne, do you remember that?
No, all that you remember is I was really fat...
Actresses! Duchesses! the great loves of my life.
I love more girls than I ate pies, but I couldn't stand my wife.
I had just ten years on the throne, do you remember that?
No, all that you remember is I was really fat...
'Cause we're cowboys, real life cowboys!
Not like the ones you see the movies
We're not big hunks like that John Wayne
Because our horses will complain
If you still want to be a cowboy, join us please!
Vacuum cleaners, toilet paper, postboxes, and stamps.
Toilets, Aspirin, anaesthetics, locks, electric lamps.
Sewing machines, X-rays, comics, ice cream in a pot.
Easter eggs and rockets. We invented the whole lot!
There is no job that we can't do. It wasn't long till our role's through.
Your country needs you girls. Army, navy too girls.
We're the World War Two girls, and this is our career!
You're just killing the enemy. That's lazy!
I kill my own people, I'm that crazy.
I get beserk, and my eyes go glazy.
I get so mad, I could stab a daisy!
But I won't. Because that would be stupid.
People just like to complain. I'm just trying to imagine what they're going to do with it. What I do want is floating waterfall islands of insanity! And I want them in the scenery of the land!