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[Fairywings]

Hey girl!





Oh my goodness gracious. Marlon, Dora, LOOK HOW FUNNY I AM!!!!!!!!!!! HEY EVERYONE LOOK AT ME!!!!!!!! I AM JUST SO COMPLETELY FUNNY!!!!!!!.

I just can not even-

Wow. Just wow.

Just finished writing my TR and posted. Now once I figure out how to link it, I'll post it on the TR thread.

 

[dizguy2319]

Monsters Inc:

"Disney is known for putting out bad movies, but this is hands down the worst movie ever released by Disney. The monsters didn't scare me at all and everything was so unrealistic. I thought monsters were scary? Instead of achieving the horror of a good monster movie we receive the buffonery of some teen fad movie."

 

[MickeyisBeast]

Just finished writing my TR and posted. Now once I figure out how to link it, I'll post it on the TR thread.

oh, oh I wanna read it! I love reading TBers trip reports lol

 

[Fairywings]

Monsters Inc:

"Disney is known for putting out bad movies, but this is hands down the worst movie ever released by Disney. The monsters didn't scare me at all and everything was so unrealistic. I thought monsters were scary? Instead of achieving the horror of a good monster movie we receive the buffonery of some teen fad movie."

Terrible. It's not supposed to be "realistic" or an adult horror movie. What is wrong with the world?

 

[Fairywings]

Posted the link.

 

[Fairywings]

Yay, everything worked!

Sorry if the first post isn't great.

 

[dizguy2319]

Hercules:

"The Lion King was closer to Hamlet then this was to the original myth."

"This also has a "new wave" animation style that really is distracting as well. I think Pokemon has better animation style than this movie (I can't believe I can actually say that!)."

"sorri but this disney is no classic."

"WHAT A RIP-OFF OF GREEK MYTHOLOGY! HERA WAS NOT HERCULES MOTHER, SHE HATED HIM! I COULD GO ON AND ON ABOUT HOW BAD THIS MOVIES MYTHOLOGY WAS, BUT I'LL SPARE YOU. THE ANAMATION WAS HORRIBLE! DISNEYS IDEA OF GREEK ART MADE ME SICK! SPARE ME! AS YOU CAN FIGURE OUT, THE MOVIES PLOT WAS PREDICTABLE! THANKS DISNEY, YOU'RE PROOF THAT AMERICA IS GETTING DUMBER! HELP! THE PART ABOUT HERCULES BEING STOLEN BY HADES WAS VERY INACCURATE!"

"THE MYTH WAS TOTALLY SCREWED UP.IN THE STORY, GODS DIDN'T GLOW AND WERE NOT THAT FAT.WHAT HAPPENED?!? WHY WAS EVERYTHING LOPSIDED? HADES WOULDN'T HURT A FLY! ANYONE WITH AN IQ OF .00001 WOULD HAVE RUN SCREAMING OUT OF THE THEATER!!!!!! HERCULES WAS OBVIOUSLY NOT THAT STRONG.HOW THE HECK DID HE PICK UP A TORNADO?HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IF POSSIBLE, WE WOULD HAVE GIVEN IT A -1 STAR RATING!!!"

"When HERACLES is in that palace place, and he is being painted on that vase, he is wearing a lion's fur. That lion happens to be Scar, from the Lion King, and I suppose he was supposed to be the Nemean Lion. They look nothing alike!"

"It's like Disney hired a five year old to design characters and he hated them, so he drew hideous abominations Quasimodo would get sick form watching."


Quasimodo would get sick form watching.

Quasimodo would get sick form watching.

 

[dizguy2319]

Yay, everything worked!

Sorry if the first post isn't great.

Nice job!

 

[Fairywings]

Nice job!

Thanks.

 

[dizguy2319]

Thanks.

Welcome.

 

[LionKingDramaQueen]

Hercules:

"The Lion King was closer to Hamlet then this was to the original myth."

"This also has a "new wave" animation style that really is distracting as well. I think Pokemon has better animation style than this movie (I can't believe I can actually say that!)."

"sorri but this disney is no classic."

"WHAT A RIP-OFF OF GREEK MYTHOLOGY! HERA WAS NOT HERCULES MOTHER, SHE HATED HIM! I COULD GO ON AND ON ABOUT HOW BAD THIS MOVIES MYTHOLOGY WAS, BUT I'LL SPARE YOU. THE ANAMATION WAS HORRIBLE! DISNEYS IDEA OF GREEK ART MADE ME SICK! SPARE ME! AS YOU CAN FIGURE OUT, THE MOVIES PLOT WAS PREDICTABLE! THANKS DISNEY, YOU'RE PROOF THAT AMERICA IS GETTING DUMBER! HELP! THE PART ABOUT HERCULES BEING STOLEN BY HADES WAS VERY INACCURATE!"

"THE MYTH WAS TOTALLY SCREWED UP.IN THE STORY, GODS DIDN'T GLOW AND WERE NOT THAT FAT.WHAT HAPPENED?!? WHY WAS EVERYTHING LOPSIDED? HADES WOULDN'T HURT A FLY! ANYONE WITH AN IQ OF .00001 WOULD HAVE RUN SCREAMING OUT OF THE THEATER!!!!!! HERCULES WAS OBVIOUSLY NOT THAT STRONG.HOW THE HECK DID HE PICK UP A TORNADO?HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IF POSSIBLE, WE WOULD HAVE GIVEN IT A -1 STAR RATING!!!"

"When HERACLES is in that palace place, and he is being painted on that vase, he is wearing a lion's fur. That lion happens to be Scar, from the Lion King, and I suppose he was supposed to be the Nemean Lion. They look nothing alike!"

"It's like Disney hired a five year old to design characters and he hated them, so he drew hideous abominations Quasimodo would get sick form watching."


Quasimodo would get sick form watching.

Quasimodo would get sick form watching.

OH MY GOSH! I CAN NOT GET OVER THESE!!! Love them!

Keep them coming...please!

 

[dizguy2319]

OH MY GOSH! I CAN NOT GET OVER THESE!!! Love them!

Keep them coming...please!

 

[dizguy2319]

Aladdin:

"I was seriously disturbed by this film. Who ever wrote this must have been a deeply deranged individual with a really sick mind because some of the scenes in this movie are just down right despicable and gross."

"I am appalled by all the positive reviews. This movie sends the worst message to children. Please everyone, strip away the visuals and the catchy music and look carefully at the storyline. It is about a poor boy who has big dreams. But rather than trying to work his way up, he resorts to stealing. Apparently the only way one can succeed in life is by finding a magic Genie in a bottle. But worst of them all is the princess. She is a rich spoiled girl who is bored to death, complaining about her life while ignoring the street children eating out of trash cans outside her palace wall. There are never any indication that these two did anything to help anybody else but themselves. Shame on you, Disney!"

"Do yourself a favor buy a Dreamworks animated film like Antz, Chicken Run or Shrek. Disney films are way to over-rated. My son really enjoys 'Quest for Camelot' and 'Jimmy Neutron Boy Genius'."

"the talent that comes from Disney is nothing like it use to be when Walt ran the business. So this movie is pretty poor in my estimations."

Took me a while to find these.

 

[Fairywings]

Wow. These people disturb me. Their poor children.

 

[dizguy2319]

Pocahontas:

"I saw this movie in the theater when it was released in '85."

"Poca Haunts Us"

"BRING BACK TIGER LILLY!"

"Now, we have 3-month-old daughter, and I am terrified at the prospect that Pocahontas will somehow sneak into our house again in the not too distant future. I am determined to make her life Pocahontas-free if at all possible."

"Okay shoot me already. She suddenly can speak English and her best friend is tree. Allright Disney I'm tired of the whacky charactors already give it a rest!"

"It seems to me that people are afraid to give Disney bad reviews. DISNEY SHOULD BE ASHAMED!"

"I thought this movie was pointless and violent."

 

[dizguy2319]

HonD:

"Sweet Lord. I truly wonder if Disney ever read this book. As far as I see it, if it was their goal to decipate a classic tale,it was GOTHIC for god's sake, then they undoubtebly accomplished their goal. Sure it's beatiful,but animation should be judged by the depth of it's story,ESPECIALLY when it's a novel such as this one. I don't know how Disney could have ruined it, but they did( the charecters are so fleshed out, I dont know how Disney disregarded the tortured soul of the Hunchback, and made him a happy singing fellow, but they did.Also, the Hunchback was horrible, the only thing I saw wrong with him was the fact that he had a hump. If it was that way in the book He MIGHT have been accepted, but in the book he is a deformed freak.I feel sorry that Victor Hugo's tireless efforts put into the research of his novel, can be unrespected in such a manner. The Hunchback of Notre Dame is such an UNobvious choice for a family film, that I'm not even sure why they tried. For all you people who like the film, I pity you, read the book. See the wonders of Victor Hugo's amazing talent for description, but the fact that you liked it was your opinion. This is mine, this film is a discrace to not only the novel, but classic literature in itself, it should have never been made..."

"This was made during Disney's "Oh Gawd, we're out of original ideas!" period."

"Why does Disney keep instisting on taking these dark, disturbing tales, such as Pocahontas, Alladin and the Huntchback of Notre Dame (which, by the way is really Notre Dame of Paris) and making them into cutsey kids films? And, oh, lets give it a happy wappy, cutesy wutesy ending. Screw that; this is a dark, sad and disturbing tale AND THAT'S THE WAY THIS STORY SHOULD BE!"

"This movie has the horrible music from the same song-writer as the little mermaid. Walt Disney would be terrified if he viewed this movie."

"there Is a song with cursing in it!"

"This movie is very anti-religious."

 

[dizguy2319]

Pinocchio:

"But upon putting it in the player today, found out that the Prince of Egypt was actually on it. The cover and holder showed Pinocchio. This was a very sad mistake by Buena Vista Home Entertainment."

"I've always hated this movie, not due to it's "violent and disturbing content" but because of it's bad acting and pure stupidity."

"Explain to me why Pinoccio suddenly drowns at the end of the movie when earlier on the was walking at the botton of the ocean talking to the fish without any indication that he needs air to live in the first place?! It was just plain stupid, a move to make the viewers feel bad for the little hero, when his death makes no sense!"

"Pinocchio, yes.. one of Disney's better films before the organization went bad."

"All in all, Pinocchio is only of interest to VERY young children. Otherwise, do not waste your money. If you want a good family film, rent Amblimation's 'Balto' instead."

"I hate the goldfish, however!"

"With all of it's fluff and happy themes, how can you show this to our children when there is so much suffering in the world? I think its grossly unfair to the children of other countries who are dying of starvation or war for our own children to enjoy something so blatently moralizing. I believe that there are some religious undertones in the story as well that should have been kept in check. Please, for our children's sake and future, avoid this harmful film."

"DO NOT SEE IT!! YOU WILL DIE!!"

"I think that if you wanted to watch something educational, watch some presidential speech.. or rugrats.. none of these new age cartoons or old age cartoons such as this. "

"If I could put a penny on every stupid line said in this movie, I would be richer than mr.gates."

 

[LionKingDramaQueen]

Aladdin:

"I was seriously disturbed by this film. Who ever wrote this must have been a deeply deranged individual with a really sick mind because some of the scenes in this movie are just down right despicable and gross."

"I am appalled by all the positive reviews. This movie sends the worst message to children. Please everyone, strip away the visuals and the catchy music and look carefully at the storyline. It is about a poor boy who has big dreams. But rather than trying to work his way up, he resorts to stealing. Apparently the only way one can succeed in life is by finding a magic Genie in a bottle. But worst of them all is the princess. She is a rich spoiled girl who is bored to death, complaining about her life while ignoring the street children eating out of trash cans outside her palace wall. There are never any indication that these two did anything to help anybody else but themselves. Shame on you, Disney!"

"Do yourself a favor buy a Dreamworks animated film like Antz, Chicken Run or Shrek. Disney films are way to over-rated. My son really enjoys 'Quest for Camelot' and 'Jimmy Neutron Boy Genius'."

"the talent that comes from Disney is nothing like it use to be when Walt ran the business. So this movie is pretty poor in my estimations."

NO ONE ASKED YOU!!

Pocahontas:

"I saw this movie in the theater when it was released in '85."

"Poca Haunts Us"

"BRING BACK TIGER LILLY!"

"Now, we have 3-month-old daughter, and I am terrified at the prospect that Pocahontas will somehow sneak into our house again in the not too distant future. I am determined to make her life Pocahontas-free if at all possible."

"Okay shoot me already. She suddenly can speak English and her best friend is tree. Allright Disney I'm tired of the whacky charactors already give it a rest!"

"It seems to me that people are afraid to give Disney bad reviews. DISNEY SHOULD BE ASHAMED!"

"I thought this movie was pointless and violent."

TIGER LILLY?!?! Are you kidding me? This is Pocahontas...not Peter Pan!!

And Poca Haunts Us??

HonD:

"Sweet Lord. I truly wonder if Disney ever read this book. As far as I see it, if it was their goal to decipate a classic tale,it was GOTHIC for god's sake, then they undoubtebly accomplished their goal. Sure it's beatiful,but animation should be judged by the depth of it's story,ESPECIALLY when it's a novel such as this one. I don't know how Disney could have ruined it, but they did( the charecters are so fleshed out, I dont know how Disney disregarded the tortured soul of the Hunchback, and made him a happy singing fellow, but they did.Also, the Hunchback was horrible, the only thing I saw wrong with him was the fact that he had a hump. If it was that way in the book He MIGHT have been accepted, but in the book he is a deformed freak.I feel sorry that Victor Hugo's tireless efforts put into the research of his novel, can be unrespected in such a manner. The Hunchback of Notre Dame is such an UNobvious choice for a family film, that I'm not even sure why they tried. For all you people who like the film, I pity you, read the book. See the wonders of Victor Hugo's amazing talent for description, but the fact that you liked it was your opinion. This is mine, this film is a discrace to not only the novel, but classic literature in itself, it should have never been made..."

"This was made during Disney's "Oh Gawd, we're out of original ideas!" period."

"Why does Disney keep instisting on taking these dark, disturbing tales, such as Pocahontas, Alladin and the Huntchback of Notre Dame (which, by the way is really Notre Dame of Paris) and making them into cutsey kids films? And, oh, lets give it a happy wappy, cutesy wutesy ending. Screw that; this is a dark, sad and disturbing tale AND THAT'S THE WAY THIS STORY SHOULD BE!"

"This movie has the horrible music from the same song-writer as the little mermaid. Walt Disney would be terrified if he viewed this movie."

"there Is a song with cursing in it!"

"This movie is very anti-religious."

And you were obviously in the "Oh God, I need to learn to spell" phase when you typed this review.


These are making my day.

 

[dizguy2319]

NO ONE ASKED YOU!!



TIGER LILLY?!?! Are you kidding me? This is Pocahontas...not Peter Pan!!

And Poca Haunts Us??



And you were obviously in the "Oh God, I need to learn to spell" phase when you typed this review.


These are making my day.

I can't stop.

 

[LionKingDramaQueen]

Pinocchio:

"But upon putting it in the player today, found out that the Prince of Egypt was actually on it. The cover and holder showed Pinocchio. This was a very sad mistake by Buena Vista Home Entertainment."

"I've always hated this movie, not due to it's "violent and disturbing content" but because of it's bad acting and pure stupidity."

"Explain to me why Pinoccio suddenly drowns at the end of the movie when earlier on the was walking at the botton of the ocean talking to the fish without any indication that he needs air to live in the first place?! It was just plain stupid, a move to make the viewers feel bad for the little hero, when his death makes no sense!"

"Pinocchio, yes.. one of Disney's better films before the organization went bad."

"All in all, Pinocchio is only of interest to VERY young children. Otherwise, do not waste your money. If you want a good family film, rent Amblimation's 'Balto' instead."

"I hate the goldfish, however!"

"With all of it's fluff and happy themes, how can you show this to our children when there is so much suffering in the world? I think its grossly unfair to the children of other countries who are dying of starvation or war for our own children to enjoy something so blatently moralizing. I believe that there are some religious undertones in the story as well that should have been kept in check. Please, for our children's sake and future, avoid this harmful film."

"DO NOT SEE IT!! YOU WILL DIE!!"

"I think that if you wanted to watch something educational, watch some presidential speech.. or rugrats.. none of these new age cartoons or old age cartoons such as this. "

"If I could put a penny on every stupid line said in this movie, I would be richer than mr.gates."

I just died. Truly and honestly. Dead.