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[bavaria]

post suggesting that previous poster visit the 'what do you say when you can't swear' thread

 

[LaraK]

Helpful poster informs PP that you go to the post count on the main CB thread and click on the total number of posts.

Three posters ask what CB means.

 

[bavaria]

overly helpful (read suck up) poster responds - go to Community Board and find the thread. Next to the thread name is the number of posts. Right click and you will see who posted, and how many times. This is the only stalker feature left to us

 

[hildasmuriel]

1 post saying how poster likes HP books but didn't think that Mrs Weasley's profanity was appropriate.

Brit poster comes on with many rolling-eye smilies to point out that Mrs Weasley is English and in England the words she used are not profane and would be considered quite mild.

 

[LaraK]

Poster suggests that parking at the Contemporary and walking to the Magic Kingdom provides far more entertainment that parking at the Boardwalk and walking to the Epcot CENTRE

Poster who will ONLY stay at the Contemporary posts how much the "common folk" are ruining the experience by parking there and walking to MK.

5 posters post to agree and indicate they report anyone they see leave a car and walk towards MK.

44 posters indicate their regret for cheating the system and offer a refillable mug in apology.

 

[Thats_for_Shore]

overly helpful (read suck up) poster responds - go to Community Board and find the thread. Next to the thread name is the number of posts. Right click and you will see who posted, and how many times. This is the only stalker feature left to us

Poster replies with happy dance smiley and thank you sign!

 

[mattsdragon]

bump

 

[bavaria]

post asking 'what does bump mean?'

 

[mattsdragon]

post wondering why nobody has bothered to respond to my bump after so much time has elapsed.

Sudden expression of disgust towards all members of DIS and lack of Disney magic on this board.

4 posts telling poster to be more patient

Post apologizing for impatience.

 

[mattsdragon]

duplicate post opps post

 

[bavaria]

post chastizing poster who bumped thread and then whined about lack of response - thread was responded to less than 60 seconds after being bumped

suggestion that perhaps bumper is attention seeking

 

[mattsdragon]

Indignant response from bumper, and withdrawal of apology

15 posts defending bumper

15 posts accosting bumper

12 posts asking "can't we all just get along" in some form or another

1 post asking where poster can buy a "Dole Whip"

 

[bavaria]

post edited in frantic effort to avoid points

 

[bavaria]

post asking 'what are points?'

16 responses from posters offering to donate points to poster asking about points

 

[RVGal]

post asking where one finds bumpy points

or pointy bumps

scratching chin smiley

 

[LaraK]

"OMG" face smilie...
"Scared" smilie

poter laments being unable to post a response withing getting points.

 

[mattsdragon]

"OMG" face smilie...
"Scared" smilie

poter laments being unable to post a response withing getting points.

one post wondering what a poter is

one post Nazi lambasting poor spelling

453 posts attacking or defending use of the word "Nazi"

 

[LaraK]

As there is a resurgence of long threads, at another poster's request, poster revives dead thread once again.

 

[Thats_for_Shore]

Poster berates breathing life into dead thread. Poster chastises long clique threads for slowing down the server.

 

[RVGal]

Post indicating that not ALL long threads are "cliques" and everyone is invited to join in.

Dozens of posts bashing cliques, non-cliques, psuedo-cliques, and clickity-cliques.

Post indicating that it is always easier to be AGAINST something than it is to be FOR something.

Poster is immediately beaten cyber senseless with confused question mark over the head smileys.