Post-Rapture Pet Care.....

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What will they think of next.

This is not to start a discussion on Rapture or religion, but on capitalism, maybe gullibility, or who knows what else. I just had to laugh.

http://money.msn.com/shopping-deals/article.aspx?post=56c49c8f-8509-40ba-b035-26c2e5093b9b&gt1=33009

Services offer post-Rapture care for pets left behind


Christians' pets will be without owners if the Rapture comes, so nonbelievers are willing to rescue them -- for a fee.
By Karen Datko on Tue, May 10, 2011 4:22 PM

When my beloved Tankie died, a friend gave me a copy of "Dog Heaven," a sweet children's book. The drawings of happy dogs romping in an afterlife were comforting, even though I didn't buy the concept.



But what if the book is wrong? What if there's not a life after death for dogs, cats or other household pets? And what if the Rapture comes and you're spirited off, leaving your critters behind? (Some people believe the Rapture will happen as soon as May 21.)



Two organizations that we know of are willing to arrange for their post-Rapture care by nonbelievers for a small price.



For $135, and $20 for each additional pet, Bart Centre's Eternal Earth-Bound Pets USA will have your pet picked up within 24 hours after the Rapture -- guaranteed! -- and adopted, Washington Post columnist John Kelly reports. So far more than 250 people, mostly in the Bible Belt, have taken Centre up on this. The contract is in effect for 10 years -- good to know in case the May 21 prediction is off. If the 10 years expire before the Rapture comes, perhaps you can renew.



Centre and his 44 contractors in 26 states are pet-loving atheists who have sufficient space to take the usual types of household pets, including birds and hamsters, into their homes to live out their lives. Adoption of large animals like horses and llamas is available in Montana, Idaho, New Hampshire and Vermont.



Likewise, After The Rapture Pet Care, co-founded by a Christian and a nonbeliever, has a network of non-Christian volunteers who will provide a similar service for a $10 fee. Post continues after video.
 
What will they think of next.

This is not to start a discussion on Rapture or religion, but on capitalism, maybe gullibility, or who knows what else. I just had to laugh.

http://money.msn.com/shopping-deals/article.aspx?post=56c49c8f-8509-40ba-b035-26c2e5093b9b&gt1=33009

Services offer post-Rapture care for pets left behind


Christians' pets will be without owners if the Rapture comes, so nonbelievers are willing to rescue them -- for a fee.
By Karen Datko on Tue, May 10, 2011 4:22 PM

When my beloved Tankie died, a friend gave me a copy of "Dog Heaven," a sweet children's book. The drawings of happy dogs romping in an afterlife were comforting, even though I didn't buy the concept.



But what if the book is wrong? What if there's not a life after death for dogs, cats or other household pets? And what if the Rapture comes and you're spirited off, leaving your critters behind? (Some people believe the Rapture will happen as soon as May 21.)



Two organizations that we know of are willing to arrange for their post-Rapture care by nonbelievers for a small price.



For $135, and $20 for each additional pet, Bart Centre's Eternal Earth-Bound Pets USA will have your pet picked up within 24 hours after the Rapture -- guaranteed! -- and adopted, Washington Post columnist John Kelly reports. So far more than 250 people, mostly in the Bible Belt, have taken Centre up on this. The contract is in effect for 10 years -- good to know in case the May 21 prediction is off. If the 10 years expire before the Rapture comes, perhaps you can renew.



Centre and his 44 contractors in 26 states are pet-loving atheists who have sufficient space to take the usual types of household pets, including birds and hamsters, into their homes to live out their lives. Adoption of large animals like horses and llamas is available in Montana, Idaho, New Hampshire and Vermont.



Likewise, After The Rapture Pet Care, co-founded by a Christian and a nonbeliever, has a network of non-Christian volunteers who will provide a similar service for a $10 fee. Post continues after video.

I'm a little confused.. I thought Rapture meant everyone (believers and non) was going.. so who will be left to adopt my furbabies? Or am I confused on the actual definition of Rapture?

Regardless, :lmao:
 
What will they think of next.

This is not to start a discussion on Rapture or religion, but on capitalism, maybe gullibility, or who knows what else. I just had to laugh.

http://money.msn.com/shopping-deals/article.aspx?post=56c49c8f-8509-40ba-b035-26c2e5093b9b&gt1=33009

Services offer post-Rapture care for pets left behind


Christians' pets will be without owners if the Rapture comes, so nonbelievers are willing to rescue them -- for a fee.
By Karen Datko on Tue, May 10, 2011 4:22 PM

When my beloved Tankie died, a friend gave me a copy of "Dog Heaven," a sweet children's book. The drawings of happy dogs romping in an afterlife were comforting, even though I didn't buy the concept.



But what if the book is wrong? What if there's not a life after death for dogs, cats or other household pets? And what if the Rapture comes and you're spirited off, leaving your critters behind? (Some people believe the Rapture will happen as soon as May 21.)



Two organizations that we know of are willing to arrange for their post-Rapture care by nonbelievers for a small price.



For $135, and $20 for each additional pet, Bart Centre's Eternal Earth-Bound Pets USA will have your pet picked up within 24 hours after the Rapture -- guaranteed! -- and adopted, Washington Post columnist John Kelly reports. So far more than 250 people, mostly in the Bible Belt, have taken Centre up on this. The contract is in effect for 10 years -- good to know in case the May 21 prediction is off. If the 10 years expire before the Rapture comes, perhaps you can renew.



Centre and his 44 contractors in 26 states are pet-loving atheists who have sufficient space to take the usual types of household pets, including birds and hamsters, into their homes to live out their lives. Adoption of large animals like horses and llamas is available in Montana, Idaho, New Hampshire and Vermont.



Likewise, After The Rapture Pet Care, co-founded by a Christian and a nonbeliever, has a network of non-Christian volunteers who will provide a similar service for a $10 fee. Post continues after video.

now who is this gulable, they will get thim within 24hrs:laughing: they must plan on very few people leaving. Why would a christian give money to someone who is saying they dont plan on going to heaven, ya and I bet you would not lie to me either even though if you do not beleave in heaven there is no draw back to lying, I mean no way to know if they have your pet or not youll be gone gezzz this is stupid.
 
now who is this gulable, they will get thim within 24hrs:laughing: they must plan on very few people leaving. Why would a christian give money to someone who is saying they dont plan on going to heaven, ya and I bet you would not lie to me either even though if you do not beleave in heaven there is no draw back to lying, I mean no way to know if they have your pet or not youll be gone gezzz this is stupid.

Yeah, it is stupid. :lmao:
 

For $135, and $20 for each additional pet, Bart Centre's Eternal Earth-Bound Pets USA will have your pet picked up within 24 hours after the Rapture -- guaranteed! -- and adopted, Washington Post columnist John Kelly reports. So far more than 250 people, mostly in the Bible Belt, have taken Centre up on this. The contract is in effect for 10 years -- good to know in case the May 21 prediction is off. If the 10 years expire before the Rapture comes, perhaps you can renew.

Oh really? Is this a money back guarantee? And how should I go about collecting since I won't be here. :laughing: The saddest part -- there are many gullible people who will fall for this.
 
Oh really? Is this a money back guarantee? And how should I go about collecting since I won't be here. :laughing: The saddest part -- there are many gullible people who will fall for this.

250 and counting, apparently. I'd like to be upset at the greed, but I'm too busy face-palming the gullability... :sad2:
 
I thought "All Dogs Go to Heaven"? or was the movie wrong? :confused3
 
I heard about this last year, and sent it to our (Episcopal) priest, who got a good laugh out of it.
 
I'm a little confused.. I thought Rapture meant everyone (believers and non) was going.. so who will be left to adopt my furbabies? Or am I confused on the actual definition of Rapture?

Regardless, :lmao:

No. In the rapture the saved individuals get taken immediately to heaven and the rest are left on Earth. At some point the world will end and everyone will be judged, believer or not. I'm not saying I believe this but it is the way it supposedly works.

I love watching people profit on the stupidity of others. It just reaffirms my belief in natural selection. Reaffirming natural selection with a scheme based on the rapture? That, Alanis, is irony.
 
I'm a little confused.. I thought Rapture meant everyone (believers and non) was going.. so who will be left to adopt my furbabies? Or am I confused on the actual definition of Rapture?

Regardless, :lmao:

I'm with you.

And, if I am wrong in my understanding and all the non-believers are left - would one really want to trust a beloved pet to them?
 
I think it's hilariious. If people are stupid enough to fall for it then all the power to this supposed pet care co.
 
No. In the rapture the saved individuals get taken immediately to heaven and the rest are left on Earth. At some point the world will end and everyone will be judged, believer or not. I'm not saying I believe this but it is the way it supposedly works.

Ahh.. thank you! Despite all my years of Catholic school and church going- I had no idea about this one.
 
I'm a little confused.. I thought Rapture meant everyone (believers and non) was going.. so who will be left to adopt my furbabies? Or am I confused on the actual definition of Rapture?

Regardless, :lmao:

That is EXACTLY what popped into my head... and in the stuff I read everyone is taken out, then judged and sent on their way, but we don't use the word rapture.... now I have to go check. Tell me is there fine print on the offer for those who are confused:rotfl:

Ahhh, two different belief systems going on.

I guess it fills a need for those who adopt the belief, I suppose the idea of a pet being left behind would be upsetting
 
Let's see....250 people at $135 each (for one pet) would be over $33,000. Not a bad take considering you are not really offering anything at all. Well I guess you are offering false peace of mind, but really.
 
I am sickened by those who use the gullibilty of others to make a profit. Preying on the weak-in-mind should be against the law! :sick::sad2:
 
And, if I am wrong in my understanding and all the non-believers are left - would one really want to trust a beloved pet to them?

The only people I would trust my beloved pets with happen to be atheists. :thumbsup2
 
I'm with you.

And, if I am wrong in my understanding and all the non-believers are left - would one really want to trust a beloved pet to them?

I think that crashbb's statement is being misunderstood. I took this to mean she is speaking from the perspective of a anti-atheist religious freak fundamentalist who wouldn't pay nor trust a non-believer to take care of their beloved pets post rapture...since they weren't good enough to make the rapture.

I'm a believer and regardless of faith; if you are a good, decent human being, then I would trust you to take care of my pets anytime. ;)
 


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