"Trekkie, you are a pervert. Normal people don't go looking up porn on the internet"
- Kate Monster from Avenue Q
"Calm down, take a break, eat a cookie"
- Lisa D'Amato
"Being tired is a sin"
- Kate Moss
"I chose to model because medicine is something that you can do later in life, but being 20 isn't"
- Elyse Sewell
"***** is not my ****ing government name!"
- Shalynda (I don't know her last name, she was on ANTM)
"That stank hoe poured the beer on my weave!"
- Tiffany Richardson
I know, lots of favorites.