ChrisnSteph
<font color=purple>Ask me about Ben Franklin's bat
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Politically Correct Seasonal Acknowledgement To All
Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit,
my best wishes for an environmentally conscious,
socially responsible, non-addictive, gender-neutral
celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced
within the traditions of the religious persuasion of
your choice, or secular practices of your choice (with
respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or
traditions of others or their choice not to practice
such traditions at all).*
Furthermore, I offer my (non-binding) best wishes for
the onset of the generally accepted calendar year of
2006, but not without due respect for the calendars of
choice of other cultures whose contributions to
society have helped make America great. (Which is not
to imply that America is any greater than any other
country or is the only "America" in the western
hemisphere.) These wishes are offered without regard
to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability,
choice of computer platform or sexual preference of
the wishee.
Happy (if happiness is in your belief system)
Holidays (if you recognize them)
* This greeting is subject to clarification or
withdrawal. It implies no
promises by the wisher to actually implement any of
the wishes for herself or others, is void where
prohibited by law and is revocable at the sole
discretion of the wisher. This wish expires within one
year or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday
greeting, whichever comes first.
Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit,
my best wishes for an environmentally conscious,
socially responsible, non-addictive, gender-neutral
celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced
within the traditions of the religious persuasion of
your choice, or secular practices of your choice (with
respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or
traditions of others or their choice not to practice
such traditions at all).*
Furthermore, I offer my (non-binding) best wishes for
the onset of the generally accepted calendar year of
2006, but not without due respect for the calendars of
choice of other cultures whose contributions to
society have helped make America great. (Which is not
to imply that America is any greater than any other
country or is the only "America" in the western
hemisphere.) These wishes are offered without regard
to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability,
choice of computer platform or sexual preference of
the wishee.
Happy (if happiness is in your belief system)
Holidays (if you recognize them)
* This greeting is subject to clarification or
withdrawal. It implies no
promises by the wisher to actually implement any of
the wishes for herself or others, is void where
prohibited by law and is revocable at the sole
discretion of the wisher. This wish expires within one
year or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday
greeting, whichever comes first.
Too funny 
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