PMS in a Handbasket--Don't be afraid, just bring us food...

[Tigger&Belle]

Hey Tig, that'll wash off.

OMG, you are so bad! I won't tell my DH that!

 

[tevagirl]

Now see that isn't something you hear everyday, and it got my attention.

Sadly the "the Real PhD" is mostly asleep upstairs (he has to get up early during the week) and I am not sure about his expertize on fake bird poop, but the man does have some pretty surprizing skills and knowlage. I will have to ask tmw and get back to you.


Aidensmom, keep up. Just becasue you were off playing in WDW then the rest of us were suffering at home is no excuse to fall behind on what number snarky currenlty is!

 

[tevagirl]

OMG, you are so bad! I won't tell my DH that!

He'll know. They have telepathy.

 

[bigmerle1966]

How about this?

 

[Sandcass]

yuck! what is it ?

 

[bigmerle1966]

Fake bird poop.

 

[Sandcass]

blech! It's chunky! What's that bird been eating anyway!

 

[tevagirl]

blech! It's chunky! What's that bird been eating anyway!

Looks like berries.

 

[Sandcass]

Looks like berries.

Guess what I WON'T be putting on my cereal in the morning!

 

[bigmerle1966]

Alright ladies we need to put on the thinking caps (and I mean real ones not dirty ones). We need something white that won't ruin the finish of the vehicle. We add a little bit of chopped up blackberry and there we go, fake bird poop.

 

[bigmerle1966]

Guess what I WON'T be putting on my cereal in the morning!

Poor Sandcass, I'm sorry I messed up your breakfast.

 

[ChrisnSteph]

Alright ladies we need to put on the thinking caps (and I mean real ones not dirty ones). We need something white that won't ruin the finish of the vehicle. We add a little bit of chopped up blackberry and there we go, fake bird poop.

Well, there's always that stuff in snarky #10...

 

[L107ANGEL]

Wow T & B, that is crazy with your FOAD

 

[tevagirl]

Wow T & B, that is crazy with your FOAD

He's a piece of work, isn't he? I'd be wanting to do this to him!

 

[L107ANGEL]

He's a piece of work, isn't he? I'd be wanting to do this to him!

 

[Tigger&Belle]

hehehe My DH parked our 2nd van out between the houses last night so that FOAD couldn't park there. My DH probably wasn't even trying to be a jerk, but the van is leaking something and needs to go to the shop and when we park it in the driveway and then move it for the kids to play basketball, the driveway is slippery.

BTW, if our garage wasn't a mess it wouldn't be an issue, but we only have room for our new van in there. FOAD only has room form his SUV in his garage, though, and that's the vehicle in one of the pictures that he refuses to park in the garage, so it's not as if he's parking that in the garage. And then the other side of his garage has how knows what. And then the car with expired tags on one side of his driveway (which is illegal in my county, as some wise DIS person pointed out to me one time...).

And the street on the other side of our house is painted yellow by the fire department since our streets are so narrow (they miss painted--there should be enough room for one vehicle like there used to be, but they won't change it) so we're not supposed to park there. And we have a basketball hoop in our driveway so when the kids want to play basketball we have to move our cars. It uses to be in the street like EVERYONE else in the area, but someone reported it (gee, I wonder who?) so now it has to be in the driveway.

Why am I telling this before I've had my coffee?


Hmmm, fake bird poop....yep.

 

[L107ANGEL]

I'll stick with avoiding the forgs

 

[imsorry]

Imsorry- I was going to post that you needed some drapes, you can't walk aroung nekkid in the living room.

We ordered them on Saturday, will probably take about five weeks.

It doesn't stop DH though; he has been known to streak thru the house after putting his dirty clothes in the washer!!

 

[imsorry]

Fake bird poop - what about mixing cornstarch and honey? Add oatmeal and berries. yeah, that's the ticket. I am going to write a story about my neighbors from hell. I'll be back!

 

[Briarmom]

What am I waking up to here?!

I won't be in much this morning people so I won't have much input on the faux bird poo. Good luck though!