PMS in a Handbasket--Don't be afraid, just bring us food... Part 21

[debbiedoo]

I went back to bed earlier to sleep in, I feel so much better. Now what to have for lunch :

 

[bigmerle1966]

I DO work at home depot with a bunch of guys


OMG...I forgot to tell ya'll...I flashed my boss the other night!!!
I was wearing a button down shirt and the top button came undone...I don't know who was more surprised...me or him At least I was wearing my 'pretty bra' AND, I did get him to sign my time off paper for the November trip

And this just happened all on it's own?

Tig, I'll rub your back if you rub mine! It's killing me again, and I am ironing again

I have a cure for that, stop ironing!

 

[Aimee K]

backs again. Lunch break.


Ooooh, I had a weird dream the other night. It involved Billy Bob Thornton and squirrels.

I was going to the airport with my family, but right before we go through security, there is a spa. I tell Tom that I'm going to do a couple of massgaes before the flight. I hand him my shoes and he takes the girls through security. I do my massages and when I go through security I realize he has my purse, my ticket, my ID and my shoes. They bring me to a holding room where I find out that their plane already left.

Billy Bob is also awaiting questioning of some sort, and he is flirting relentlessly with me. I dissuede his advances. Even if his lips have locked with Angelina's, I don't want them with mine ;-) Anyway, I go for a walk outside where I step into some sort of shallow hot tub/ pond. A bunch of fat squirrels begin to nip at my calves, and Billy Bob lifts me out of the water and goes in for the kiss.

I wake up.

 

[debbiedoo]

I decided on organic Bruchetta ---- yummy


Tig, question for you, do you drink diet sodas? The reason why, I stopped drinking/eating anything with aspartame/splenda about 4/5 wks ago, and I have only had 1 tension headache in that time frame. I use to have them 1/2 a week.

 

[ConcKahuna]

I wake up.

Just in time too!! I would rather kiss Angelina any day of the week. BBT is kind of creepy...

 

[Aimee K]

Just in time too!! I would rather kiss Angelina any day of the week. BBT is kind of creepy...

ME TOO!!!!!

(Of course I'd take her over dh)

 

[kaw1218]

And this just happened all on it's own?


I have a cure for that, stop ironing!

Yup. Actually did. all by itself.
I was throwing away 2x4's and one had a nail that pulled on the shirt.

Seriously, I couldn't have planned that any better. In fact I know me...If I HAD tried to plan it, I probably would have lost my entire top!! (did I ever mention how NOT cordinated I am? )

But hey...it was worth it!! I got my vacation time without any explanations.

 

[kaw1218]

Just in time too!! I would rather kiss Angelina any day of the week. BBT is kind of creepy...

He just LOOKS like a creep!!

 

[lovetoscrap]

Well, I just had what has to be the weirdest OB/GYN appt EVER!

I am having my exam and the dr. finishes the speculum part and gets ready for the "insert fist" part. As she makes contact the nurse starts yelling

OH MY, OH BOY, EWWW and doing a bit of a dance

Dr and I of course are So Dr still has her hand where God never intended it and is craning her neck around to see what the nurse is doing. I, of course, am stuck staring at the ceiling.

Nurse is pointing and backing towards me. The source of the problem?

and headed towards her. Apparently she doesn't like them!! So now I start and I mean full on LMAO!!!! Dr is STILL poking around, nurse is still freaking out. Dr. says to the nurse "We should probably try to be a bit calmer with the patient in the room."

I say "Are you kidding? I haven't ever had an exam where I got to laugh! But if that thing comes crawling up this table I am running out that door buck nekkid so you better kill it quick! It is only funny 'cause I am up here and my feet are no where near that floor!"

So Dr finishes, and grabs a paper towel and proceeds to try to kill it. She was braver than the nurse or me. I am still in full birthing position as they chase this thing around the exam room with the nurse yelling "he went over there" , "there he is"! Apparently he was a fast moving sucker! I was still

They finally caught him and sent him to spider heaven.

 

[Aimee K]

Scrappy

Gives new meaning to Itsy Bitsy Spider went up the water spout.

 

[kaw1218]

OMG Scrappy

I hate spiders...I would have flown out of there anyway.

 

[debbiedoo]

That was funny scrappy

 

[Aimee K]

time again to give some other jurors a chance at the computers

 

[Tigger&Belle]

OMG Scrappy that is hilarious!!!

I had a bad migraine again. Took maxalt and tried to sleep it off. It's better now, but still a normal migraine. I just took a vicodin and should probably take another one. I have some phone calls to make and a house to clean.

backs again. Lunch break.


Ooooh, I had a weird dream the other night. It involved Billy Bob Thornton and squirrels.

I was going to the airport with my family, but right before we go through security, there is a spa. I tell Tom that I'm going to do a couple of massgaes before the flight. I hand him my shoes and he takes the girls through security. I do my massages and when I go through security I realize he has my purse, my ticket, my ID and my shoes. They bring me to a holding room where I find out that their plane already left.

Billy Bob is also awaiting questioning of some sort, and he is flirting relentlessly with me. I dissuede his advances. Even if his lips have locked with Angelina's, I don't want them with mine ;-) Anyway, I go for a walk outside where I step into some sort of shallow hot tub/ pond. A bunch of fat squirrels begin to nip at my calves, and Billy Bob lifts me out of the water and goes in for the kiss.

I wake up.

That is a very weird dream!

Tig, question for you, do you drink diet sodas? The reason why, I stopped drinking/eating anything with aspartame/splenda about 4/5 wks ago, and I have only had 1 tension headache in that time frame. I use to have them 1/2 a week.

Nope I don't drink any diet drinks. Splenda is not supposed to be a trigger, but I don't use it, either.

Just in time too!! I would rather kiss Angelina any day of the week. BBT is kind of creepy...

ME TOO!!!!!

(Of course I'd take her over dh)

I'm with both of you...I'd take her over him. But of course I'd take most females over most males, so I might not be the one to comment.

 

[kaw1218]

ok, I have to go clean my house.

I hope you feel better Tig

 

[paigevz]

Angelina over Brad? Heck yeah!

Your head Tig!

That story of the spider Scraps. That's worse than when the power went out when I had mine, I was not the one with the dr.'s hand in me, though, that was the patient next door.

 

[L107ANGEL]

Scrappy!

 

[Tigger&Belle]

ok, I have to go clean my house.

I hope you feel better Tig

How about if you clean my house? My DH is cleaning our bathroom, I'm washing sheets and figure I can dust and clean the powder room without too much pain. And I'll make the boys clean their bathroom when they get home.

The vicodin is starting to kick in Paige.

 

[Caropooh]

Well, I'm doing his clothes for work this week; and some for when we come home. We ordered so many pairs of pants for him when they were on sale at LL Bean; I didn't realize they would come out of the dryer so wrinkled!

have you ironed his undies yet? You are just a domestic goddess!

http://www.disboards.com/showthread.php?t=1590034
your stinky body thread

I am so loving that thread! It sure brings back the memories of the "poo" thread, which I got a tag from!

THAT'S what the prosecutor says on My Cousin Vinny when Vinny calls his girlfriend to the stand and he wants to know about her knowledge of automobiles. I never COULD figure out what he said!

That is one of my favorite movies!

Scrappy, you needed some kind of warning on your spider story! It was all I could do to not here at work!

 

[Caropooh]

OMG Scrappy that is hilarious!!!

I had a bad migraine again. Took maxalt and tried to sleep it off. It's better now, but still a normal migraine. I just took a vicodin and should probably take another one. I have some phone calls to make and a house to clean.

and might there be one in particular you have to make?