please keep your arms and legs inside the ride vehicle at all times

[princess lovers mom]

my daughter thinks this is so funny
she literally "collects" vintage looking and funny t-shirts so I am making her some shirts for our upcoming trip and thinking of putting that on a shirt and perhaps the monorail por favor speach...

can you think of any other "robot" speak or over and over instructions that are in the parks??? or disney sayings that would fit my theme?

 

[CaptMarge]

My husband and I love the TTA announcement rounding the carousel of progress. "Paging Mr. Morrow, Mr. Tom Morrow, your party from Saturn has arrived"

 

[princess lovers mom]

she will LOVE that one - I had forgotten it!! thanks

 

[H.E. Pennypacker]

My husband and I love the TTA announcement rounding the carousel of progress. "Paging Mr. Morrow, Mr. Tom Morrow, your party from Saturn has arrived"

she will LOVE that one - I had forgotten it!! thanks

Along those lines, how about this one from TTA: "Attention all visitors from Galaxy N31, please keep forward facing tentacles clear of oncoming Metroliner vehicles."

Or this one from Ellen's Energy Adventure: "Now some person I don't even know reminds me there's no eating, drinking, smoking, or flash photography allowed in my dream." It's not "robot" speak, but it might make a funny t-shirt.

 

[H.E. Pennypacker]

Thought of one more that you hear over and over again as you're unloading from the Haunted Mansion:

"Now I will raise the safety bar, and a ghost will follow you home!"

 

[LittleMissMagic]

Hold onto your hats and glasses, folks, because this here's the wildest ride in the wilderness! (Might not make the best tee shirt, but it cracks me up)

 

[pkjne]

I just like this

IT'S A SMALL WORLD AFTER ALL

 

[princess lovers mom]

Hold onto your hats and glasses, folks, because this here's the wildest ride in the wilderness! (Might not make the best tee shirt, but it cracks me up)

what is this from?

 

[RockNRollerGator]

It's actually arms, hands, legs, feet and head inside the ride vehicle at all times. Disney covers all the important body parts people may remove from the vehicle.

 

[KatyTheFairyPrincess]

BTMMR i think

 

[princess lovers mom]

It's actually arms, hands, legs, feet and head inside the ride vehicle at all times. Disney covers all the important body parts people may remove from the vehicle.

oooh, I want to make sure I get it all right - do you know the exact phrase???

 

[Metsoskil]

The platform you are standing on is moving at the same speed as the ride vehicle.

 

[princess lovers mom]

The platform you are standing on is moving at the same speed as the ride vehicle.

 

[vsimeone]

My husband and I love the TTA announcement rounding the carousel of progress. "Paging Mr. Morrow, Mr. Tom Morrow, your party from Saturn has arrived"

... Please give them a ring!

My all time favorite as well!

I also love "Exit to your right please, please exit to your right. When the ride stops, exit to your right please, please exit to your right."

 

[laughinplace199]

No eating, drinking, smoking, or flash photography. Thank you.

 

[Diznygrl]

The evolution of safety announcements cracks me up. Take BTMRR for example. I remember when it used to just be "hands and arms". Then they changed it to "hands, arms, and legs". Now it's "hands, arms, feet, and legs". What are they going to add next, I wonder?

 

[Joeguitar]

my daughter thinks this is so funny
she literally "collects" vintage looking and funny t-shirts so I am making her some shirts for our upcoming trip and thinking of putting that on a shirt and perhaps the monorail por favor speach...

can you think of any other "robot" speak or over and over instructions that are in the parks??? or disney sayings that would fit my theme?

Yeah the monorail speach is:
Por favor, mantenganse allejado de las puertas

Its one of our favorites. Just something in the way he says us makes us laugh everytime.

 

[ColoradoDis]

Yeah the monorail speach is:
Por favor, mantenganse allejado de las puertas

This is my favorite - my daughters would love it too.

 

[toledo13]

Yeah the monorail speach is:
Por favor, mantenganse allejado de las puertas

Its one of our favorites. Just something in the way he says us makes us laugh everytime.

I WAS THINKING THE SAME THING!

What about these:

And now ladies and gentlemen, I present to you, the backside of water!
Welcome back, brave vikings.
During your journey, your time machine will slowly rotate backwards.
Watch your head and step, and take small children by the hand.
Watch your head and step as you disembark.

 

[PrincessASquared]

"Look at all these lazy people in the lazy river."

"Triple Mountain Whammy."

"Mickey,......Mickey's my boy."

"I'm about to get my ride on."

" And the waterpark wedgies are free with admission."

"It's all wham."

"Italy, China, France, Japan, Germany. Yummy, Yummy, Yummy, Yummy, Yummy."

Thank You Stacey!!