Argggh, ahoy me hearties, thar sure be one of the finest eatin places to be found this side of the Caribbean! As mentioned earlier by my other sea dog friends, it be named the Blue Bayou! Argggh..........but beware! My landlubber friends, that whilst you may enjoy yer' meal, we pirates may just be fancying to share it with you! Or just simply plunder it! Like it or not, if ye don't? Well then, it will be but the crows nest fer you, fer sure! Argggh........... and just to give thee but another fair warnin, keep close your loved ones, and even closer still yet, thee pocket watch, and any gold that may be on yer person! We take no prisoners! For they weigh our ship down! Best to be leavin ye' here, instead of making ye walk the plank! And don't forget to be thankin us either,for sparin ye' miserable wretch of a soul! May god have mercy upon all of our souls! For it is not an easy job to be a pirate! Although so far, I have been managin to keep from dancin the hempen jig!
That was awsome! 
