Pickled Wieners... how do you keep them cold in the parks?

[Skywise]

All I'm hearing is the South Park parody of the Game of Thrones theme running through my head now...

So uh... (he said trepidatiously...) what do they taste like? Tangy hot dogs?

 

[mesaboy2]

How has nobody caught the title being "picked" wieners? There are probably even more jokes down that road.

 

[smallworldnh]

I picked "Other" because what the heck is a picked weiner????

 

[larryz]

How has nobody caught the title being "picked" wieners? There are probably even more jokes down that road.

What the "L"???

Good catcH! I'm fixing that now...

 

[larryz]

what do they taste like? Tangy hot dogs?

Yes. You like malt vinegar on fries? Think tangy/salty/spicy...

You normally eat them cold right out of the jar/plastic wrap, but I understand they're delicious grilled as well...

 

[HopperFan]

I'm surprised that very few DIS posters with the minds of 12 year old boys have responded (so far). You can't convince me that this bunch is more mature than that!!!

Wait until school is out, oops I mean they get off work.

There are just so many things that come to mind in response to this post lol...but I'll just say this, I hope you keep your wieners cold... (says a mom of two teenage boys who decided long ago that if you can't beat 'em, join 'em -- 12 year old boy humor is funny)...

Isn't that the truth -
1) So many things flashed through my head, and I admit I giggled to myself, outloud.
2) Good Mom-to-Son advice.
3) Once you go to the dark side the dinner table is full of family fun and laughs.

 

[Bullseye]

Is "pickled wiener" code for something else?

I assumed it was...and immediately reported this thread to the moderators

 

[larryz]

I assumed it was...and immediately reported this thread to the moderators

They'll probably thank you, as I doubt they've ever tried tasty pickled wieners...

 

[Bullseye]

They'll probably thank you, as I doubt they've ever tried tasty pickled wieners...

I'm employed by one of the biggest "weiner" manufacturers in the country (Smithfield), so I have to admit you've spiked my curiosity.

I was thinking my igloo 12-Pack backpack cooler could probably hold that whole jug. You'd be good for the whole day!

 

[minnie mum]

They'll probably thank you, as I doubt they've ever tried tasty pickled wieners...

I'm going straight to hell for what I thought after reading that.

 

[Enjoying Life]

You remember Anthony Wiener? Well here you go...a pickled Wiener!!

 

[marthachick]

I'm employed by one of the biggest "weiner" manufacturers in the country (Smithfield), so I have to admit you've spiked my curiosity.

I was thinking my igloo 12-Pack backpack cooler could probably hold that whole jug. You'd be good for the whole day!

Just remember you can't take glass into parks so transfer it to something plastic.

 

[Mikie]

I can't even begin to guess what sort of inside joke, running DIS reference or starting-happy-hour-early-on-Friday sparked this question!

However, I would pay a Disney-sized up charge to watch you in the parks offering to share your tasty treat (picture shouting like a ballpark vendor) "who wants to share my pickled wieners! I have pickled wieners to share!"

You thought people freaked out when you took a picture with their kid in the background. . .

 

[Bullseye]

I can't even begin to guess what sort of inside joke, running DIS reference or starting-happy-hour-early-on-Friday sparked this question!

However, I would pay a Disney-sized up charge to watch you in the parks offering to share your tasty treat (picture shouting like a ballpark vendor) "who wants to share my pickled wieners! I have pickled wieners to share!"

You thought people freaked out when you took a picture with their kid in the background. . .

Mikie I think you've hit on something ...Larry's sitting in the tavern right now looking at a jar of pickled weiners behind the bar.

 

[slickpoetry]

The great thing about eating these on a hot Orlando summer's day, nothing quenches your thirst quite like a leftover jar of pickled wiener water.

 

[Maddysdaddy]

I've heard that you only need to keep them cold if you are trying to get the bun pregnant.

 

[baler31]

If you take the VIP tour complimentary pickled wieners are included.

 

[BrianL]

The great thing about eating these on a hot Orlando summer's day, nothing quenches your thirst quite like a leftover jar of pickled wiener water.

I laughed at this because I am one to actually drink a jar of pickle brine after all the pickles are gone. Taking small sips is the key. Mmm, tasty!

 

[larryz]

I'm going straight to hell for what I thought after reading that.

I probably should have included the disclaimer that I'm not responsible for what people might think when I reference pickled wieners...

 

[larryz]

I'm employed by one of the biggest "weiner" manufacturers in the country (Smithfield), so I have to admit you've spiked my curiosity.

Oh, yes -- Smithfield would pickle up quite nicely, I'm sure!