P.O.T.C. On Stranger Rides! The Missing Chapter,,Final Thoughts,, Preview Thoughts.

ps. the library is this amazing place. they give you books!!! for free. they say.. read them, bring them back, come get more!!! they also let you bring home movies!

and they just let be take a few paperbacks home for FREE!and never bring them back!!! used books!!

I hope the internet never does away with libraries... they are wonderful places!!!!

Our library does the strangest thing. They get lots of book donations, but they sell them ALL to buy new books. It could be a pristine hardcover copy of the latest bestseller; they'll sell it to you for a buck. Then after they sell about 30 of them, they have enough money to go out and buy one to put on the shelves. :upsidedow

I don't get their logic, but I love it. I probably buy more books at the library than I borrow.
 
Ouch! When I was a kid we used to play football in the street in front of our houses. (you thought I was going to say hockey, didn't you? That's winter. This was summer) I remember... ha, more like "I'll never forget"... one time I ran for a pass and my right knee collided dead on with a fire hydrant. I flipped up and over the hydrant. I thought I'd exploded my knee cap out through the back of my leg. As the doctors say, I was in some discomfort.

Wow, you get a season called summer in Winnipeg? Round here we only get Winter and Mosquito.

All this talk reminds me of playing street hockey. My eyes still water thinking about the time I took a slapshot with a frozen tennis ball directly the uh,... plums,.. yeah that's it! Went from baritone in the choir to soprano for a whole week. Wanted to hire a Soprano to bust the kneecaps of the guy who took the slapsho... wait a minute! Was that you Ponzi?
 
Wow, you get a season called summer in Winnipeg? Round here we only get Winter and Mosquito.

All this talk reminds me of playing street hockey. My eyes still water thinking about the time I took a slapshot with a frozen tennis ball directly the uh,... plums,.. yeah that's it! Went from baritone in the choir to soprano for a whole week. Wanted to hire a Soprano to bust the kneecaps of the guy who took the slapsho... wait a minute! Was that you Ponzi?

I can neither confirm or deny it. :cool2: And yes, of course we have summer here. It's a wonderful day.
Seriously we have two distinct seasons. Winter and construction.
 
doing better today. eye still bloody, but much less dilated, not going to work tonight.. yay!!! nebo is stuck with me.

a little extra on the hospital hijinx:

while debating whether or not to take may purse, I said a few times, "I dont' need anything in my purse, do I? glasses? no. money? no, cell phone? no"
of course it wasnt until we both slammed the doors shut that the keys came to mind!!!

I was hysterical! oh no! what can we do? no time now...everyone I came across, who wanted to ask me hospital type questions got the same answer "I locked the keys in the car!!! can you help?"
guy at info desk"can I help you get where you need to go?" me: "I locked the keys..."

admitting nurse "your name?" Me" I locked the keys..."'

admitting office lady, , day surgery nurse, etc etc.
admitting nurse tells me to just relax, let my husband take care of the "other" situation (I don't think she wanted to mention the "K" word, for fear I would start sobbing all over again.)

I wanted to know the situation was getting taken care of so I could concentrate on worrying about the surgery.;).
I told steve to "call no, don't wait!". he used the phone at the admitting station (he has no cell phone.. sigh)
he tried once, and hung up, said he was having trouble getting through to a person. so I took the phone from him and got to a person, then handed it to him.

ok, he went out to wait for the truck, and I went in to day surgery.

I guess he thougth I deserved a little , um, punishment? for locking the keys in, cause he went and distracted the one person who is supposed to be making sure I ma still with us!!!!!:rotfl: this was a young guy, and he talked "oddos" all the way to the operationg room, then got my Dr. started on it, and i kept saying, "now, please don't confuse 33 and a third% with a blood pressure reading!!!"

nebo, you are just evil!!!!!:lmao:
 

doing better today. eye still bloody, but much less dilated, not going to work tonight.. yay!!! nebo is stuck with me.

a little extra on the hospital hijinx:

while debating whether or not to take may purse, I said a few times, "I dont' need anything in my purse, do I? glasses? no. money? no, cell phone? no"
of course it wasnt until we both slammed the doors shut that the keys came to mind!!!

I was hysterical! oh no! what can we do? no time now...everyone I came across, who wanted to ask me hospital type questions got the same answer "I locked the keys in the car!!! can you help?"
guy at info desk"can I help you get where you need to go?" me: "I locked the keys..."

admitting nurse "your name?" Me" I locked the keys..."'

admitting office lady, , day surgery nurse, etc etc.
admitting nurse tells me to just relax, let my husband take care of the "other" situation (I don't think she wanted to mention the "K" word, for fear I would start sobbing all over again.)

I wanted to know the situation was getting taken care of so I could concentrate on worrying about the surgery.;).
I told steve to "call no, don't wait!". he used the phone at the admitting station (he has no cell phone.. sigh)
he tried once, and hung up, said he was having trouble getting through to a person. so I took the phone from him and got to a person, then handed it to him.

ok, he went out to wait for the truck, and I went in to day surgery.

I guess he thougth I deserved a little , um, punishment? for locking the keys in, cause he went and distracted the one person who is supposed to be making sure I ma still with us!!!!!:rotfl: this was a young guy, and he talked "oddos" all the way to the operationg room, then got my Dr. started on it, and i kept saying, "now, please don't confuse 33 and a third% with a blood pressure reading!!!"

nebo, you are just evil!!!!!:lmao:

Smidgy, glad you are getting better - hope your eye is 100% soon. Your story about the doc's talking about odds while you had your surgery reminded me of when I had my son by c-section. Two OBs were performing surgery on my abdomen and delivering my precious baby. Wanna know what they were talking about?? One just bought a new boat, yup, talked about the boat the whole time!! I wasn't a nurse back then and it totally FREAKED me out. Now I'd tell you that while you are having surgery you really don't want to hear them talking about you, if they're talking about you it means something is wrong. As long as everything is going routinely the docs tend to just chat cause they all know their roles. (still doesn't exactly instill confidence, does it??)
 
What, like a par 5?



:lmao: I keep seeing this image:

Quick! Duck into the parking lot, we'll lose them in the rain!
They're still following us! Run faster!

This was really funny, we had no idea where we were at the moment and just kept chasing them with our umbrellas bending in the wind. It wasn't like the headed immediately out into the parking lot, at first it was along a walkway skirting it, then they made a sharp right into the sea of cars and the nickel dropped in.

I'm sorry, sir. But there are some things that you just can't have a typo on.

Zebra dome...

mmmmm.........

sorry, my apologies.

The way some people will walk in front of a car because they "have the right of way" never ceases to amaze me. I'm pulling out of a parking spot and people will walk right in front of the car, almost daring you to hit them. It's like they have this look on their collective faces that says, "Go ahead! Hit me! I'll sue you!"

You get that in Canada too, huh?









Yeah, yeah. Another thing that I still haven't done. So sue me.

You know, I think you are going to really like DisneyWorld when you get there in another 14 months or whatever, hopefully you'll actually try some of the attractions this time.




Heck. Any time of the year, that's nuts. While I do enjoy the ride (especially beating my kids when they were little. Nothing says "you're a man" more than getting a higher score than an 8 year old), there's no way in H. E. Double hockey sticks that I'm waiting over an hour for it. Sheesh, 1/2 hour might be pushing it.

To date, the longest I have ever waited for a ride is 55 minutes, it was back in '94, with the kids for Splash Mountain. Since then, I have never waited more than 25 minutes for anything.




Then, good on you both for sticking with it through tough times!

Yes, somehow that we have done, I wouldn't lie,,, and to be honest, I still can't believe I made it this long.




I once knew a guy named Sven. He didn't wear makeup though. Maybe it's another Sven. It's just as svell.

I typed that about Swengoolie, not thinking that I believe he is just a Chicago thing.

Nothing says "I'm a man" more than pigtails on your chest.

This guy was scuzzy looking, you didn't even want to have to sit next to him, for fear of catching head leeches.

ottoman? Atta boy. But you said he took off his flip flops (clip clops), didn't he have bare feet? Or he hassock?

You know, I thought for sure I was going to get an Ottoman/ Cossack joke here.

Oh, well. I didn't really want to eat lunch anyway. Really Nebo. Could you give a guy a little warning first?

I know, sorry

Nice segueway from Star Tours to Toes of Navarone (prequel of Force 10 from Navarone)

One thing I thought was so funny, all the young soldiers of Guns of Navarone are played by actors starting in their mid 40's,,, with I think David Niven who was 55 or so when the movie was filmed.

BTW checked Harrison Ford at IMDB and it lists "Enders Game" in pre production for 2013. If you have no idea what I'm talking about... never mind.

Um, that sounds like a Star Wars thing,,, and for some reason, I have never gotten into Star Wars, I've only seen the one that came out in '77.




Nicely done! :worship:

I was a big fan of Carlin's, " I'm aware that some stare tat my hair, and to truly be fair, some really despair at mey hair but I don't care....." routine.

Herbie's in the show? I do seem to recall seeing him in two pieces (or maybe just the one half) when I last took the tour.

Wait, I thought you just said you never saw the show,,
oh, you're talking about the useless Backlot Tour.


::yes:: But you get a much better look at the Sunny D bottle between your feet.

Was there? Really? I couldn't remember if we brought them or not.

Yup. The commentary came through. Heard you say "He can't get it started" with an absolutely gleeful tone of voice. :laughing:

Yeah? I can't wait to hear it :rolleyes1




Cute picture! :)




Cleanliness is next to Neboness

Wow, your Dictionary missing a few pages?




Actually, that's kinda interesting. Me too. I'm not big on social gatherings. I frequently loathe the same old small talk.
"So... what do you do? Nice weather we're having. Blah, blah, blah, ad tedium, ad nauseum.

That sounds pretty much like me. I'd rather it be a "Bar party" where then I can just fade slowly out the door and be gone, rather than a house party where you have to go up and make a point you are leaving. .... "So soon? Why?"

Funny. I've never done karaoke but I have done skydiving. I did it once and it scared the you know what out of me. So to prove that I could do it again... I did. Just as scary. My chute was twisted both times and I figured trying it a third time was the same as saying, "OK God, I didn't get the message the first time and I'm ignoring the second time. nyah! nyah! Can't squash me!"

I have just never come up with a good enough reason to jump out of a perfectly sound airplane. My son Jeremy has though.

Not something I've done. But it sounds like it would be a blast... where's that bucket list?

Funny you should say that, that is an honest to goodness conversation coming up in the next chapter I think that Di and I had.

Two things:
1. you get "dumb, silly" ideas a lot don't you?
2. "idear" must be a German thing. My dad used to say that all the time... and not as a joke. :laughing:


So, we both had German fathers too? Ach du Lieber!


Hands up everybody who would've loved to have seen that! :wave2:


I'll bet!




I'm with ya there. First time we went and it was around we didn't go (kids too little to be up that late kinda thing). I'd heard such glowing praise for it that I was thrilled we were going to see it the next time we went. Get there an hour ahead? Check. Anticipation mounting? Check. Ummm..... that was it? When does the good stuff start? I mean, the show on its own is okay. But when you compare it to Wishes.... nope.

No argument here, it wouldn't be so bad if you didn't have to invest so much time into it.

Sounds like another big chapter! :)

You never know, sometimes if there's nothing to really write about you can fit a moon landing into a chapter, we'll see.

Hello? What's this? Do we readers see a light at the end of the incident free tunnel?

everybody knows the answer to this, I'm sure.

At this point, the actor usually looks into the camera with a foreboding expression and the music gets really ominous. Thanks for the Chapter! :goodvibes

Thanks Ponzi, always a pleasure to get your thoughts.
 
Welcome to a special edition report, based on the shenagigans that took place yesterday.

Congratulations! You are one of only two people on earth who still use the word "shenanigans"!

This is an addendum to the regular trip report, with a heavy focus on dum.

addendum... sounds like a rimshot doesn't it? Ba dum dum. addendum.

Did you know that Dithers are contagious?

Yes. I caught one once hither and yon.

Confused?

always.

so ten minutes before it was time to leave, I put on my jacket and went out and started up the Santa Fe, you know, the one with the new tires and exhaust system?

Then I came back in the house till it was time ot go.

I was so sure that the story was going to continue with, "When we came back out, the Santa Fe was gone!"

I took 5 steps away from the car and stuck my hands in my jacket pockets like I usually do, and not feeling my keys got my attnetion right away.

I hate that feeling. A hundred years ago, I remember reading a Mad Magazine where a section was devoted to new words. There would be a picture, a word and the definition. Unfortunately I don't remember the word they made up but I do remember the picture (Man slamming the locked car door behind him just as he notices the key in the ignition) and the caption was something like, "The feeling you get when you notice the keys are still inside the car you just locked."

"Don't forget, you still have my keys", I said with a quickly growing sick feeling in my stomach seeing that she doesn't have her purse with her.

Yeah, that's the feeling.

Inside at the main desk we told a security guy our plight, he wrote down a number and said to call it around nine thirty when the other securtity guys come on duty and maybe they can help.

Wow! That's really helpful! "I can't help you. Here's the number of the next guy who'll be here in a couple of hours who can't help you either."

We then go upstairs for sugery admittance, and the floodgates opened up for her, and of course just then they called her to fill out the admitting paperwork and such.

Awww.... poor Smidgy.

After explaining to the woman what was wrong, she suggested triple A. I had thought about them because I am a member, but after dealing with them on site once before, I doubted they could be of help except maybe to send out a locksmith, plus,,, the cell phone is also in the purse.

:sad2: Did you know there was a time when nobody had cell phones? No, really! It's true! People had to use this convoluted extraordinary procedure in order to communicate with others. I'm going to give you a complete and highly detailed method for communicating with the outside world (without a cell phone) that few, if any, are privy to. Ready? Here goes. Brace yourself.

Step 1.
Walk up to any person sitting or standing at any desk on the planet.
Step 2.
In a clear voice, repeat the following code phrase.
"Excuse me, could I please use your phone?"
Step 3.
Use phone to make call.

I know, I know. It's pretty complicated with lots of room for error. But if you practice it and really, really want it, I'm sure you can be successful.

"Anywhere between now, 7:30 and 8:30."

That's not bad. On a really cold day, (think -30 or so) the wait for a truck can be in excess of 6 - 8 hours.

He looked down and said, "You the lockout?"

Considering his height above ground, an appropriate response might have been, "Yes, are you the lookout?"

While he's doing this I mentioned that the way car's are designed nowadays, it's almost impossible to lock your keys in the car because the doors wont lock if the keys are still in the ignition so you've got to be really stupid to do it these days.

Self deprecation is one of your strong suits.

It took him less then ten seconds to punch the UNLOCK button on the arm rest and that was that.

Makes you feel real secure knowing you can lock your... oh, I don't know... purse maybe? inside your vehicle.

10 seconds.

oy.

I wanted to give him a ten buck tip, but all I had was a twenty, and I didn't care, I gave it and he gladly took it.

Steve Martin, My Blue Heaven: "It's not tipping I believe in. It's overtipping."

It did take me a while to find my keys in her purse though,,,,, damn,,, that's a scary place.

:scared1: You actually came out with your hand still attached? My DW will tell me, "Just grab it from my purse." Yeah, right. I will gladly walk the two miles back to the car. Pick up her purse. Walk two miles back to her so she can grope around inside there. Then walk back replace said purse and return to DW.

Please note that when I'm walking with said purse that I have it concealed inside a hardware store bag or backpack or something equally non femaleish.

"Got keys, all better". She likes it when you get right to the point.

Odd... you rarely do. But I digress...

After watching a lot of the View, she clicked onto Let's Make a Deal.

Old or new?

Now, if you think I'm typing that word out every time I need to refer to him, your nuts, so from heretoforward, he shall be known as "drug man."

Smidgy, teach Nebo the wonderful world of 'cut and paste'.

So, I explained again that if you pick a door, you have a one in three chance of being right, the better odds are with the other two doors, of course.

And if the host shows a zilch door leaving only two left, you may think you now have a fifty fifty chance, but it's not true, you still have a one in three chance, the original odds never can change. Besides, you knew one of the other doors was a zilch door anyway, but the other side still had, and has, the better odds of having the winning door.

I had to think about that for a while. Never thought of it that way, that's quite interesting.

Smidgy said, "Great, you're supposed to be monitoring my vital signs and you're going to be thinking about odds and doors. The only numbers I wan't you to be thinking about are my blood pressure, heart rate, temperature, pulse, and respiratiion, not which door has a goat behind it!"

Whoops! Maybe it would've been better if AAA had been a little slower. :laughing:

If you pick one door, and then I show you all the rest except one, of course you are going to switch at the end, what are the chances you picked one in a million?

And yet, people still play the lottery. "Well, somebody has to win." You know who wins when everybody plays the lottery? Me. Thanks for contributing to keeping my taxes down. I appreciate it. Really. I believe that the odds of getting hit by lightning and then falling into the water where you are attacked by a shark are not as bad as the odds of winning the lottery. A recent poll up here indicated that a fairly sizeable chunk of the population had winning the lotto as part of their retirement plan. :sad2:

By the way, Doc says it all went smooth, she's hurting a bit right now and her eye is really bloody looking, but supposedly this is all normal.

That's good! :thumbsup2

doing better today. eye still bloody, but much less dilated, not going to work tonight.. yay!!!

That's terrific! :goodvibes

nebo is stuck with me.

Make sure you make him fetch and carry for you lots.

while debating whether or not to take may purse, I said a few times, "I dont' need anything in my purse, do I? glasses? no. money? no, cell phone? no"
of course it wasnt until we both slammed the doors shut that the keys came to mind!!!

Had something else on your mind, perhaps? You have a good excuse, what was Nebo's?

guy at info desk"can I help you get where you need to go?" me: "I locked the keys..."

admitting nurse "your name?" Me" I locked the keys..."'

admitting office lady, , day surgery nurse, etc etc.

:lmao:

admitting nurse tells me to just relax, let my husband take care of the "other" situation (I don't think she wanted to mention the "K" word, for fear I would start sobbing all over again.)

the key to the situation is to not key a response by keying in on the persons emotional state. k?

I told steve to "call no, don't wait!". he used the phone at the admitting station (he has no cell phone.. sigh)
he tried once, and hung up, said he was having trouble getting through to a person. so I took the phone from him and got to a person, then handed it to him.

Hmmm.... Is it possible that he never even called because he didn't want to leave you before the surgery?
 
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You know, I think you are going to really like DisneyWorld when you get there in another 14 months or whatever, hopefully you'll actually try some of the attractions this time.

Nah we've already done Small World and Teacups. What else could there be?

To date, the longest I have ever waited for a ride is 55 minutes, it was back in '94, with the kids for Splash Mountain. Since then, I have never waited more than 25 minutes for anything.

Back when I went (with my parents) the first time round, my DSis and I waited an hour and a half for Space Mountain. The next time, I discovered the UG and never waited more than a few minutes for a ride ever again.

I typed that about Swengoolie, not thinking that I believe he is just a Chicago thing.

:laughing: I googled him and yes he is. I thought you were just having fun with the word 'Svengali'. Never heard of Svengoolie before that.

You know, I thought for sure I was going to get an Ottoman/ Cossack joke here.

Nah. I'm currently watching Ben Hur (boy that's a loooong movie) so my mind is more on the Roamin' Roman Empire.

BTW checked Harrison Ford at IMDB and it lists "Enders Game" in pre production for 2013. If you have no idea what I'm talking about... never mind.
Um, that sounds like a Star Wars thing,,, and for some reason, I have never gotten into Star Wars, I've only seen the one that came out in '77.

Harrison Ford was in Star Wars (as you know) and he was in Force 10 from Navarone too.

Ender's Game was a terrific short story (sci fi) written by Orson Scott Card that was later made into a novel. It won the Hugo and Nebula for best novel. Read it if you get the chance.

That sounds pretty much like me. I'd rather it be a "Bar party" where then I can just fade slowly out the door and be gone, rather than a house party where you have to go up and make a point you are leaving. .... "So soon? Why?"

hate that.

No argument here, it wouldn't be so bad if you didn't have to invest so much time into it.

Pretty much what I told my DD14. I asked her which she preferred, Wishes, Illuminatins or Fantasmic! She said she didn't really like Fantasmic. I told her that it would be okay if you could just walk in with a few minutes to go, but otherwise I don't think I'd make the effort again.
 
I can neither confirm or deny it. :cool2: And yes, of course we have summer here. It's a wonderful day.
.

:lmao:I like that a lot.

Back when I went (with my parents) the first time round, my DSis and I waited an hour and a half for Space Mountain. The next time, I discovered the UG and never waited more than a few minutes for a ride ever again.

I have a feeling I'm going to regret this,,, but what is the UG?




Ender's Game was a terrific short story (sci fi) written by Orson Scott Card that was later made into a novel. It won the Hugo and Nebula for best novel. Read it if you get the chance.

the Title is familiar, and I know I''ve read Card before, and I thought I liked him, but after reading a list of his works I can't find a title that really rings a bell. Maybe I did read Ender's Game, I just don't remember any of it.




Pretty much what I told my DD14. I asked her which she preferred, Wishes, Illuminatins or Fantasmic! She said she didn't really like Fantasmic. I told her that it would be okay if you could just walk in with a few minutes to go, but otherwise I don't think I'd make the effort again.

That's why I like Wishes when the park closes, we just walk half way down main street and stop in the middle and watch it standing up with at most, a ten minute wait.
 
Welcome to a special edition report, based on the shenagigans that took place yesterday. This is an addendum to the regular trip report, with a heavy focus on dum.

It was finally time for Smidgy to have the other eye's cataract removed.

The day started out as you would expect, she was nervous
and all in a dither, we had to be at the hospital by 7:15.

Did you know that Dithers are contagious?

They are no fun to catch, and it's hard to find a cure until the Dither itself has worked its way out of the blood stream. Once caught you can end up looking like this...

Yeah, I had them too, otherwise I more than likely would have prevented THAT which happened at the hospital.

Oh no...not THAT.... :scared1: Anything but THAT...

Confused?

See icon of Dither above.

It was still dark when we had to leave, so she wanted to drive there, I'll drive home when it's light out, so ten minutes before it was time to leave, I put on my jacket and went out and started up the Santa Fe, you know, the one with the new tires and exhaust system?

Then I came back in the house till it was time ot go.

When we left I still had to scrape some ice off the windshield, but it was going up to 50 degrees today, a great day for surgery.

Check...If ever having surgery, make sure the temperature is at proper surgery high...

At the hospital which is a 25 minute drive down some really curvy, hilly roads, the sun was just coming up and it was a really great sunrise, which I pointed out to her.

Apparently, she wasn't in the mood for sunrises today, and I can't print her response, as she turned off the car.

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Then she sat there and asked, "Do I need my purse? I don't think so. What about my glasses? No, duh."

With that we got out of the car and started walking to the main entrance.


Did you all see what just happened here?

:headache:

I took 5 steps away from the car and stuck my hands in my jacket pockets like I usually do, and not feeling my keys got my attnetion right away.

"Don't forget, you still have my keys", I said with a quickly growing sick feeling in my stomach seeing that she doesn't have her purse with her.

She gasped, "I just put them in my purse!"

That's when I would have looked at DH and said...Oops?!

She wasn't thinking they were my keys, and I wasn't paying enough attention at the time either to take them back right away.

One other thing we do differently,, I usually use the fob on the keychain to lock the door, but since she wasn't bringing her purse, ergo her keys, she pressed the LOCK button on the arm rest when we got out.

All the keys that we own for the Santa Fe are now locked inside the car.

This would have been something I would have done. I'm notorious for doing things like this, and when your mind is on other things, like the surgery, keys are completely secondary.

The only good thing about the new car that I have is OnStar...I have yet to lock my keys in my car since I got it, but because of OnStar if I ever do, I have at least 3 options. #1 unlock the car with my cell phone. #2, have DH unlock it with his cell phone and #3, call OnStar and have them unlock the car.


Inside at the main desk we told a security guy our plight, he wrote down a number and said to call it around nine thirty when the other securtity guys come on duty and maybe they can help.

Yes, this is part of the protocol of any security guard on duty at a hospital...If any issue arises, be it simple, such as someone locking their keys in their car, or not so simple, like someone coming in bleeding to death, please write down the oncoming security guards phone number and have them check back in 1-2 hours. Repeat process as necessary.


We then go upstairs for sugery admittance, and the floodgates opened up for her, and of course just then they called her to fill out the admitting paperwork and such.

Why do they do this? As it is, you are already in a Dither (See above) and you have no more room in your head for anything more than to just get some good drugs and not have to worry about a thing, and yet, here they go, wanting you to remember things like your name and address and next of kin and all. :sad2:

After explaining to the woman what was wrong, she suggested triple A. I had thought about them because I am a member, but after dealing with them on site once before, I doubted they could be of help except maybe to send out a locksmith, plus,,, the cell phone is also in the purse.

You said locksmith and the first thing that comes to my mind is the end of the movie Robin Hood: Men in Tights...Yes, I know, Its very scary how my mind works, and yet, DH still loves me...:laughing:

But this woman said they helped her once, and thank God I had my card with me,,, she dialed it on the desk phone.

On the what? Desk Phone? What's that?

Even this was no simple feat, took a couple of tries to get a real person on the phone, but eventually it ended up where
they were sending somebody out to the hospital main entrance in a black and grey truck,,,,so look for it.

Look for it...this to a man who can't see well himself?!

"Oh, great, ok, what time?"

"Anywhere between now, 7:30 and 8:30."

At least that's better timing than the cable or phone guys...:laughing:

I also wasn't looking forward to standing outside waiting in 30 degrees,,,it may be going up to 50 later, but it sho nuff ain't now!

For the next 40 minutes or so, I kept walking around outside trying to make myself visible to what ever may be described as a black and grey truck, then I run back inside for a few minutes and warm up.

Now I'm not the brightest bulb in the pack but don't hospitals have those doors that have those see through pieces of glass....windows or something? Couldn't you have stayed where it was warm inside and still looked outside?
Just asking...

Now, i'm thinking I'm looking for a pick-up truck, but sometimes I've heard people call big SUV's trucks, as well.

But what pulled up was a TRUCK.

Now in this strange and disturbed head of mine I am thinking to myself, there can't be just one black and grey truck in town...what happens if another black and grey truck strolls on through. I can just see Nebo running after said truck trying to flag him down only to be either run over by said truck because they think they are after him (think poor people Nebo and Smidgy tailed in Hollywood Studios parking lot in last chapter).

It was a huge flatbed that could haul 4 minivans on it and
it looked so out of place at a hospital I figured it had to be my guy.

I sure hope so. Otherwise, those minivans in the parking lot are in for a rude awakening.


I was curious on how he'd get it open though, the old coat hanger trick went out of fashion back in the seventies when they changed the designs.

He used one tool like a slim jim to wedge open the very top of the driver's door, then he used another tool to spread it open even further.

While he's doing this I mentioned that the way car's are designed nowadays, it's almost impossible to lock your keys in the car because the doors wont lock if the keys are still in the ignition so you've got to be really stupid to do it these days.

He said "Yeah."

He then took this really thick, coated wire, pushed it through the small opening he made at the top of the door and fed it into the compartment.

It took him less then ten seconds to punch the UNLOCK button on the arm rest and that was that.

Its amazing how simple it is for them to do. Granted I know it's there job to do that, but if it is that simple for them, can you imagine how it is for burglars and the like?

If you can carry a slim jim, a door wedge and a wire with you, you can get into almost any vehicle anywhere....:eek:


It did take me a while to find my keys in her purse though,,,,, damn,,, that's a scary place.

I don't think DH wants to go into my purse unless its absolutely necessary, and if he does, he's like Ponzi, grab the purse and bring it to me to find whatever needs to be found. Especially now that I'm practically carrying a piece of luggage. Everything falls to the bottom.

Back in the hospital I was so happy I wanted to pass out cigars for my new bouncing baby keychain. I looked at my watch and it was only 8:30, still time to catch up with Diane, and a nurse led me to her.

Would the cigars say "It's a Santa Fe"?


We sat and talked for a while in this curtained off little room when I guess the conversation wasn't stimulating enough for her, "Hey, is that a tv up there?"
It was and she found a remote to turn it on.

Since the remote couldn't turn you off, it was the next best thing?!


Just then, the anesthesiologist came in and introduced himself and talked about what was going to be taking place during surgery.
Then he said he'd be right outside the room doing paperwork if we have any questions.

Again, I don't need to know everything that will take place, I just need to know that you know what you are doing and that you will be giving me drugs that will keep me knocked out the entire time.

As we're watching LMAD, they have the 3 doors thing going on, and Diane asked me what it was again that I
posted about odds, and if you should switch doors.

So, I explained again that if you pick a door, you have a one in three chance of being right, the better odds are with the other two doors, of course.

And if the host shows a zilch door leaving only two left, you may think you now have a fifty fifty chance, but it's not true, you still have a one in three chance, the original odds never can change. Besides, you knew one of the other doors was a zilch door anyway, but the other side still had, and has, the better odds of having the winning door.

Bottom line,,, if you are then offered to change your original pick to the other door left, you should do it.

:confused3

As I was explaining this to Smidgy, drug guy popped back in and started talking about it.

"I'm sorry, I couldn't help overhearing you and that's really interesting, but it really does change the odds down to fifty fifty once you see the third door is empty."

I tried to explain again, and this time he was,, "I have to hink more about it."

Oh good...That's what he needs to worry about when he's in there making sure your poor wife is knocked out!


Smidgy said, "Great, you're supposed to be monitoring my vital signs and you're going to be thinking about odds and doors. The only numbers I wan't you to be thinking about are my blood pressure, heart rate, temperature, pulse, and respiratiion, not which door has a goat behind it!"

See...



When I met her again in recovery, she said drug guy had her doctor going on the same subject, WHILE HE WAS DOING THE SURGERY, even though she wasn't awake for all of it.

At least drug guy was able to get off the topic long enough to knock her out.


By the way, Doc says it all went smooth, she's hurting a bit right now and her eye is really bloody looking, but supposedly this is all normal.

Thank goodness. Good luck with the recovery Smidgy. I hope you start feeling better real soon! :hug:
 
Well, look who came out of the anemones;

They are no fun to catch, and it's hard to find a cure until the Dither itself has worked its way out of the blood stream. Once caught you can end up looking like this...

That's a great smiley!

Oh no...not THAT.... :scared1: Anything but THAT...

and another one I've never seen before.


That's when I would have looked at DH and said...Oops?!

This would have been something I would have done. I'm notorious for doing things like this, and when your mind is on other things, like the surgery, keys are completely secondary.

The only good thing about the new car that I have is OnStar...I have yet to lock my keys in my car since I got it, but because of OnStar if I ever do, I have at least 3 options. #1 unlock the car with my cell phone. #2, have DH unlock it with his cell phone and #3, call OnStar and have them unlock the car.


How nice. We don't have OnStar, we have OhShip.

Yes, this is part of the protocol of any security guard on duty at a hospital...If any issue arises, be it simple, such as someone locking their keys in their car, or not so simple, like someone coming in bleeding to death, please write down the oncoming security guards phone number and have them check back in 1-2 hours. Repeat process as necessary.

Yep, Ponzi said the same thing. And it did totally feel like he was just avoiding the issue and passing the buck.





You said locksmith and the first thing that comes to my mind is the end of the movie Robin Hood: Men in Tights...Yes, I know, Its very scary how my mind works, and yet, DH still loves me...:laughing:

Never saw it, I heard it sucked, no?

Now I'm not the brightest bulb in the pack but don't hospitals have those doors that have those see through pieces of glass....windows or something? Couldn't you have stayed where it was warm inside and still looked outside?
Just asking...

Well you're partly right. I could do that, and I did, but side vision was blocked, he would have to pull up directly in front, which he did. But this hospital has too many entrances and wings attached to it, and it's hard to tell exactly what is the MAIN entrance.




I sure hope so. Otherwise, those minivans in the parking lot are in for a rude awakening.

:lmao:


Its amazing how simple it is for them to do. Granted I know it's there job to do that, but if it is that simple for them, can you imagine how it is for burglars and the like?

If you can carry a slim jim, a door wedge and a wire with you, you can get into almost any vehicle anywhere....:eek:

Yup, made me feel like why bother even locking the door.


I don't think DH wants to go into my purse unless its absolutely necessary, and if he does, he's like Ponzi, grab the purse and bring it to me to find whatever needs to be found. Especially now that I'm practically carrying a piece of luggage. Everything falls to the bottom.

Oh, I can't stand it either, I keep expecting something to bite me.


Again, I don't need to know everything that will take place, I just need to know that you know what you are doing and that you will be giving me drugs that will keep me knocked out the entire time.

I agree, a mechanic doesn't do that when he fixes your car.




Oh good...That's what he needs to worry about when he's in there making sure your poor wife is knocked out!




Yeah, that was really funny, he was just fascinated with the concept I had brought up.




At least drug guy was able to get off the topic long enough to knock her out.

:badpc:


Thank goodness. Good luck with the recovery Smidgy. I hope you start feeling better real soon! :hug:
 
I have a feeling I'm going to regret this,,, but what is the UG?

Unofficial Guide

Check...If ever having surgery, make sure the temperature is at proper surgery high...

First time I read that I thought you said 'proper sugary high'. Just what you'd want to see, your surgeon with hands shaking a mile a minute from being hopped up on sugar. :laughing:

and yet, here they go, wanting you to remember things like your name and address and next of kin and all.

That's the best part... the next of kin part, I mean. "Look we need to know this 'cause we're not too good at this operation stuff, okay? Hmmm? What? Oh, we need the next of kin information all the time! But don't worry, you'll probably be all right... probably."

Look for it...this to a man who can't see well himself?!

:headache: d'oh! Can't believe I missed that. But that would explain the constant running out doors and not using the see through pieces of glass. The only way he's going to see the truck is if it runs over him.
 
:headache: d'oh! Can't believe I missed that. But that would explain the constant running out doors and not using the see through pieces of glass. The only way he's going to see the truck is if it runs over him.

And we also have to Look at the bright side; when the truck runs him over, he's already at the hospital. All they have to do is take him inside to treat any injuries. And since he can't see all that good as it is, he can really have some fun with the drs. "I can't see, I can't see!" :lmao:
 
And we also have to Look at the bright side; when the truck runs him over, he's already at the hospital. All they have to do is take him inside to treat any injuries. And since he can't see all that good as it is, he can really have some fun with the drs. "I can't see, I can't see!" :lmao:

"What's the matter with your eyes?"
"Doc, it feels like someone's stuck a needle in my eye... several times... over the course of a year."
 
So, I've been reading along... but I've been sick since the first. Today's the first day I've felt better than maybe 50%... and I've only been able to call in sick 1 day.. because I don't want to use up all my sick days in the beginning of the year.. ya know?
Has anyone else been sick? Mine just been a REALLY bad head cold... it comes and goes... Most everyone I work with has had the flu... I've been lucky I haven't had that.
I hope none of the Dis Family get it... I hear it takes you down for 2-3 days! :sick: YUCK! Here's hoping you're all healthy and happy!
 
Unofficial Guide

I usually buy one every other year, but I think I could now beat their touring times schedules, without all the running back and forth.




That's the best part... the next of kin part, I mean. "Look we need to know this 'cause we're not too good at this operation stuff, okay? Hmmm? What? Oh, we need the next of kin information all the time! But don't worry, you'll probably be all right... probably."

I always liked Steven Wright's line about filing out applications and the "In case of emergency, who should we notify?"
His answer: A doctor! What's my mother going to do?


:headache: d'oh! Can't believe I missed that. But that would explain the constant running out doors and not using the see through pieces of glass. The only way he's going to see the truck is if it runs over him.

And we also have to Look at the bright side; when the truck runs him over, he's already at the hospital. All they have to do is take him inside to treat any injuries. And since he can't see all that good as it is, he can really have some fun with the drs. "I can't see, I can't see!" :lmao:

"What's the matter with your eyes?"
"Doc, it feels like someone's stuck a needle in my eye... several times... over the course of a year."

:happytv::lmao:yeah, and then when he's lying there and the doctor is,,,,,HEY, I"m the "He's" you're talking about!

So, I've been reading along... but I've been sick since the first. Today's the first day I've felt better than maybe 50%... and I've only been able to call in sick 1 day.. because I don't want to use up all my sick days in the beginning of the year.. ya know?
Has anyone else been sick? Mine just been a REALLY bad head cold... it comes and goes... Most everyone I work with has had the flu... I've been lucky I haven't had that.
I hope none of the Dis Family get it... I hear it takes you down for 2-3 days! :sick: YUCK! Here's hoping you're all healthy and happy!

So far we are Rebecca, hope you feel better soon.
 
I've been a bad, bad little Neboite:flower3:

You see, there has been a big tempest in a teapot over on the POR thread which then spilled over to the Poly board.
What happened is this: The new Royal guest rooms were supposed to open Feb 17, but got delayed by 3 weeks, and 800 reservations had to be moved., which takes time. So for a couple of weeks, there were pages of posts each day of "have you gotten "the call" yet?", what are your dates? and then reports surfaced that they were all being upgraded to deluxes for free. Then someone posted on the Poly thread about the fee upgrades and then the natives got restless and were bitter they scrimped and saved for years to afford a Poly garden view and now the POR transplants were taking their potential upgrades away from them. Seeing as I am related in some way at work with all this, this was of course of great interest to me.
Anyway, now the dust has settled and I can go back to regularly scheduled Nebo and Smidgy updates. Still back on page 116 and way behind on the Dining reviews, but hope to catch up tomorrow.

Jakey, yikes on your scare, I had a similar one a few weeks ago, and 1 night of observation turned into 4 because of skeleton staffing on weekends, grrrr!:headache: I know the Finance stress. The one and only time I had the good fortune to meet Nebo and Smidgy, and an "emergency" came up and I drank a glass of water for 20 minutes and had to run, grrrrr.
 
Monday morning arrives, September 19, and i'm not exactly in my middle aged -end-of-the-trip- crazy mode, but they've got the straight jackets out just in case.

We have two days left, we leave Wednsday morning and I
want to make the best of these days.

I know, with all that has gone wrong on this trip, (and it ain't over yet) it will never go down in my memory banks as a great trip, way too late for that, but you still want to get the most out of it.

Remember, this is the trip that was supposed to fix and make right the frigid December trip last year,,,,,,,that was supposed to make right the problems we had and experiences with the Brazillian Soccer and Tour groups from the trip before that.

As we were getting ready, Diane asked a simple question.

Understand, when booking DVC, you only get maid service
once every 4 days, and the maid had come yesterday when we weren't home. That's also when you get TP and toiletries replaced.

Sounds like little baby toilets, doesn't it?
"Oh, what a cute little toily, he looks just like you, oh my goodness, he just flushed on me."
sorry

I would now like to make this an interactive trip report.

I believe there is a standard answer to the question Diane
asked me, but I'd like to hear your replies.
Ponzi, I'm almost positive you know,,,, so give others a chance at first, ok?

Diane: Steve, have you seen the shampoo?

Steve: No, _______________________?

Now, I want you to simply fill in the underlined area with your own response, and see how close it comes to what I exactly responded.

Yesterday turned into a much longer day than we wanted, and my foot was pounding this morning. I skipped having anything to eat and just took some pills for it, then some went in my pocket. Are you keeping score Yellowtink? :rotfl:

I stuck a Slim Jim in my pocket but doubted I'd get to it, and we left.

Even though I was in no hurry to bring the car back into the picture, seeing how this is a split stay day and hos slow the busses are mid-day, we drove ourselves there and we got to the Studios around 20 to 9, then positioned ourselves for Toy Story rope drop.

This is not for the fainthearted.
I don't get it, I'm six feet one, and I have a hard time geting my legs
to move that fast without breaking out in a run.

But we arrived safely and went directly into the ride, we'll get fastpasses on the way out.

Sometimes I like going through the standby lines, there can be lots of neat stuff to see, this is one of them.
It's incredible how much it must have cost to make up all the oversize games and crayons
and everything else in there, those all required engineering
and then be designed and individually made into molds and die casts just for it to be seen inside here.

Not like there's a production run on this stuff.

This is what happens when you spend your whole life in manufacturing, plus, it also makes you start inspecting the
welds that are holding together your ski lift at Blizzard Beach and other sky rides,,,, hey,, I've seen our welders
at a few places I've worked when they were hung over.....
"Don't sweat it Nebo, it'l hold."

Back to what I was saying, some queue's you really need to go through to get all that Disney offers.

Other examples are Kali River Rapids and Expedition Everest.

But this queue has a major problem area, that has even started fights, and that is Mr. Potatoe Head.

Everybody has to stop and take a picture of him, as well they should, but a lot of folks think that if you do this, that gives them the right to be able to pass you in line, which it doesn't.
Besides, there's no where to go anyway, not like the picture taker is slowing things down or preventing you from riding. You'll catch back up to the back of the line, don't worry.

At this stage, the line can move very quickly, and getting a pic can be a problem.

Unless you have a plan!

On Potatoe Head approach, I slowly let the people in front of us have separation from us, not too much, just enough.
Then, while still walking, I start to separate from Smidgy, who has gotten a little bit slower to all those behind her.

Then, I scoot ahead right behind the people we were following, I have plenty of time to take a couple of good shots until the rest of the group Smidgy was unobtrusively holding back arrives.

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We then do the ride and she slaughters me again.

We had a wait then, like always at the studios, for Little Mermaid, then finally did that.

Let's see how these pics came out:

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187.jpg


The Little Mermaid is the one on top.
The second picture is my 4th grade teacher.

After we had gotten a fastpass for Toy Story we then took a slow walk down to the other end to get one for Rock'n Roller Coaster to use later.
Yep, look at the smoking areas we should be stitting at right now!

After procuring RRC fastpasses it was now time to head back the other way again and take a slow walk back to Prime Time for our early lunch.

I think we have eaten here 3 times before,,, and finally,
finally we have learned.

Yes grasshopper, I shall tell you that which has been gleaned by the nebo family over multiple Prime Time viewings.

Split a plate.
No, don't karate chop a plate in half, I mean, split an order.

This is the perfect, just perfect resaurant to do this, especially for
those of you who are like me,,, embarrassed to do this.

Exhibit A will be the chicken:

The fried chicken here is terrific, maybe even better than Hoop de Doo, but you'll never finish it, and if you do manage to finish, more than likely you are done for the day.

What we finally did for the first time was split an order.

We started with an order of onion rings, which are just great here, same as at Flame Tree BBQ, then we split a chocolate milk shake, our sever brought us an extra glass and after filling up both glasses, there was still some shake left over in the big, metal cannister glass/cup.

And no, our server didn't look down on us for being cheap, not at all.

This was the first time we have eaten here and didn't get a table with a tv, but it was ok, one was right across from us.

The chicken came with mashed potatoes and "I thought" green beans, but Smidgy said it was "seasonal greens",
she asked if along with an extra plate we could get two servings of potatoes instead of the green crap, and that's exactly how it worked out.

Our one lunch order with appetizer got us both onion rings, a milk shake, mashed potatoes and two pieces of chicken,,, I got the leg and a breast, her a wing and a prayer. I mean thigh.

But one thing I couldn't do was get our "Mom", the server, and for once we had an older woman to really play the part, get mad at me and reprimand me.

This was very confusing to me, I usually have no problem getting people mad at me, but not her.

I left my hat on.
I put my elbows on the table.
I didn't pick up my glass with my pinky sticking out. (no, never did understand that one)
I even kicked Diane's shin under the table to make her say; "He's kicking me, he's kicking me," but to no avail.

We still both ended up stuffed, even left some onion rings and milk shake,,, man,, is that ever rich and the scary thing is, they even have a "malt" option.

We paid, then Diane said she needed the bathroom before we leave, I told her me too and I'll meet you outside.

Do you remember how I said I seem to have gone from a "chick magnet" to a "Looney Bird" magnet the last few years?

Cue up the latest Loney Bird.

The restrooms are down a long hallway here, first you pass the woman's on the right and a little further down is the men's on the right also. And boy, was there a line for the woman's bathroom, there was even a line for the men's room, but just one guy.

When a guy came out of the john, I expected him to go in, but he just stood there. Ok, I figured he's just weird and went around him and opened the door.

It was crowded, but I was only one back at a urinal, when done I rinsed my hands and walked out.
Strange guy was still standing there. Why? Don't know, didn't see any kids in there he could have been waiting for.

Just then it was really busy with people rushing in and out, and a woman came up to me with a styrofoam container in her hands.

Here is where I'm afraid I'm going to be a lousy trip report writer, and leave you with an Alfred Hitchcock ending which is essentially, no ending, like the Birds.

She was about 30 or so, and spoke little English.
When I came out she rushed up to me, with an imploring, pleading look on her face and I got out of her that the line to the woman's bathroom is too long and she just can't wait any longer.

Yeah, I know.
I started to back away, afraid to find out what my role in her problem was going to be, but she desperately reached out and grabbed my shirt to stop me from leaving.
I'm glancing around for maybe security.

But after some rapid fire barely intelligable dialogue, and her getting frustrated I didn't understand her, which resulted in some pretty amusing pantomimes by her in desperation, I did
figure out what she wanted me to do, and I did it for her.

She was the mime at Prime Time.

I took the styrofoam container she was holding back into the restroom, took off the lid and saw it was little more than half full of God knows what, then went to the sink and filled it to the top with cold water and put the top back on.



Nope, have no idea what it was, but when I came out she grabbed it out of my hands and without even looking thanked me and ran away. Then, the weird guy still standing there shrugged his shoulders and turned and stumbled after her.

Time after time, I have laid in my bed or on the couch trying to come up with a valid story for this, to nothing that satisfies me.

Anyway, Prime Time is one of our favorites,,,, however....

I'm not sure if they have changed a recipe or not, but I, we, are both big mashed potatoes fans,, but not here anymore. I'm not certain if they have always been this way, or it's something new, but there was definately something in there neither of us liked, some kind of spice we couldn't name.

Yes, just rembered the potato thing, otherwise it would have been a great meal, I may go with fries next time.

Lunch finished, that ended our morning at the Studios, and we eventually found our car in the parking lot and drove back to the resort.

We are still hoping to spend some time at the Kidani Pool.

A day and a half left, and still haven't hurt myself, so, what are the Vegas odds now, think I'll make it?
 
Great update, though with the end of your trip coming I am starting to feel the same, familiar stomach pang I feel when I know our trip is a day or two away from being over. I'm hoping there are many more updates for the short amount of time you and Smidgy have left.

Your Mr. Potato Head plan is exactly the same as mine. I use the exact same move, and it's weird because I always feel like I need to take a picture of him, even though I have a bunch that we never look at it. Kind of like some crappy tradition that I don't even realize happens each trip.

I'm still anxiously awaiting some kind of stumble, tumble or altercation with a foreigner in the next few chapters! I just know it's coming!! I'd place a C-Note on 2-1 odds that it happens soon!!

My guess on your response to Smidgy's shampoo question.

Smidgy - "Steve, have you seen the shampoo?"
Nebo - "No, and have you seen my head lately? Do I look like someone who would have any reason to know the whereabouts of shampoo?"

Anxiously awaiting another update!

Jay

P.S. Is it me or are things lining up perfectly for my beloved Patriots right now? Worst pass defense in the league and the top two passing offenses are toast! And up next, the God awful Joe Flacco!! I haven't been this excited since there was 2 minutes left in the Pats-Giants Super Bowl. Now excuse me while I go puke at the very mention of that game!!
 













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