After our very tiring day at Typhoon Lagoon, we finally make it back to our hotel room. Once inside, I grab the medical kit that I overpacked and tend to DD’s bo-bo.
Sufficiently pampered, she soon starts feeling better. Good thing, because it’s time to transform her into a little version of Cinderella. Yep, tonight’s the night.
We shall dine with none other than Cinderella and her very own Prince Charming.
We get fixed up and take some pics on the grounds of POR before we jump in the van and truck it on over to 1900 Park Fare at the Grand Floridian.
We are always in awe at the beauty of this hotel.
We pull up to the security gate and explain that we are here to dine with Cindy and her man. He directs us to valet.
DH hesitates for a second and then remembers to ask where Self Parking is.
You see, we are pretty much Self Parking kind of people. Since we have already plopped down a fortune for the trip, DH sees absolutely no sense in plopping down another 10 bucks to have some stranger park our ride when we are perfectly capable of whipping into a parking spot all by ourselves.
“That’s Ridiculous” , even, he might say.
So the guy shoots us a judgmental glance and says, “ Oh. I see. Well, you go right back out the way you came, cross that road waaaaaaaaaaaaay over there and you should find it somewhere right around Jersey.”
Hmmmm….. ya think they did that on purpose?
We are pretty positive minded people though.
Or at least half of us are.
So we are undeterred. We do a U-ey and head across the street to The Land That Time Forgot.
Did I mention how tired we were from our day at Typhoon Lagoon?
We both realized how far we would have to walk, looked at each other and were in telepathic agreement.
It would be 10 bucks well spent.
Now, to be totally truthful, we are actually nothing like the Clampetts (like I’d fess up even if we were ) but for some reason that escapes us, DH and I always feel a little like Country Come to Town as we bust up in the Grand Floridian valet in our minivan.
“Wheeeeewww Hewwwwww! Good Lawd Mama. Lookit’ that bigole puuuuurty wat house!” DS exclaims as we drive up.
Just kiddin’
But seriously, it’s all good. We’re here, so we must be cool, right?
I quickly hide the Porta Potty that we always bring on road trips under one of the kids’ blankets (hey, at least it was empty) and hop out like I’ve got it all together.
There are photo ops galore at this place and I oblige. One of these days we will stay here, I say to myself. That will also be the trip that I finally get my elusive Dole Whip. Maybe I’ll book it right now for the 5th of Never.
Before they let us into the dining room, we stopped and visited with the Fairy Godmother. This was our first meeting with her and she was really nice to the kids. Very engaging. She signed the books and as part of her routine, we were sure, asked where we were from.
We tell her that we are from Mississippi. She says, “Oh really? What city?”
We tell her and she says that yes, she is very familiar with our town.
Huh?
Okay, yeah we do have a lot more than one redlight but it really is a pretty small town. We give her the ‘Yeah right, sure ya are’ look and move on to another subject.
She must sense our cynicism (helll
oooo, she
IS the Fairy Godmother) because she proceeds to give us details that only someone actually familiar with the area could know. Apparently, before she became the Fairy Godmother, she was from our neck of the woods.
Our bad.
We continue a very nice visit with her and catch DD giving her "The Look ". It's the same one she reserves for Santa at the mall.
Dinner with Cinderella was really fun. The girls had stars in their eyes.
But poor DS was so shy. He was that way with both Princess dinners we did this trip. They just were not up his alley this year.
He is 7 and on the cusp of the girl thing. He will still say that girls are gross but let him see a pretty girl in a miniskirt and he giggles uncontrollably.
So I wasn’t the least bit surprised when he turned 15 shades of red when Cinderella flirted with him shamelessly and asked if he was DHFDD1’s Prince Charming. He put his face in his plate and clammed up after that. The boy would not utter another word until we were outta there.
Show of hands…who thinks we need to ban together and force Disney to implement a Star Wars character meal for the boys?
Isn’t it about time? Who’s with me?
Seriously, how cool would that be? They could have it at MGM and I guarOntee it would be a major hit.
Just the thought of Yoda walkin’ up to a kid and goin’ “Mmmm…yes… green beans you should eat ” is enough to get me on board.
But back to the Princesses.
Before we left, I had ordered a couple of the slipper desserts as a surprise for the kids. I ordered two thinking that our kids could share one and our friends’ kids could share the other. Of course they could share the dessert with their respective parents as well.
As DS would say, “Duhhhh”....
So I had to call ahead of time to order them and I envisioned the kids’ faces as the plates were laid out in front of them. I just knew all the kids would just go nuts over them. I saw all the girls sitting in a row in their little Cinderella gowns eating their little slipper desserts as everyone remarked in unison… ”Ooooooh, Aaaaaah”
I explained to our server when we got there that it was supposed to be a surprise and to make sure DH and I get the bill for both of them. It was just a little ‘welcome, glad you came, hope you’re having a good time kind of little thing’ I wanted to do for them.
Well, the slipper desserts were beautiful and tasted even better.
Say it with me....."Oooohhhh Ahhhhhh."
Plus our server explained that Cinderella herself had sent them to us.
They all bought it hook line and sinker.
Several months before we left for DW, the kids started doing chores around the house in order to earn some souvenir money for the trip.
Parents, I am telling you…take my advice and do this during the pretrip planning craze. I said craze and not phase for a reason. Ya feelin' me?
It will be the one and only time in your kids’ life that they will actually fight over who gets to make Mommy and Daddy’s bed.
Anyway, they got to pick out anything they wanted (within reason, of course) once we were there for their souvenirs. After dinner, they explained that they had money to spend and had to go buy something right then and there or they would just
explode.
So we headed to the gift shop to let them go hog wild.
DD picked a bride Minnie and a groom Mickey and DS snagged a Disneyworld themed Viewmaster and a pressed penny holder.
Yes, our children have high standards.
Unfortunately, the kids went mad over those pressed penny machines this year. Only at Disneyworld will an otherwise sane person pay 50 cents to dress up a penny. Or a buck fifty to dress up a quarter. What a racket.
After the gift shop, we head out front to pick up our ride from valet.
Since we had not one, but three munchkin Cinderellas with us, we attracted mucho attentione from the patrons. They really were cute, I must say. They all had their hair slicked back in low buns and their Cinderella gowns were topped off with white arm gloves and sparkly blue headbands just like Cindy wears. They were just precious and lots of people told them so.
They ate it up with a spoon.
Especially our daughter.
Did I mention that she is a girly girl? Every time someone would pass us and make mention of how cute the girls were, she automatically went into Showoff Mode. She had the head tilt and the cute little swaying motion down pat.
I half expected her to bust out the Miss America wave ...
“Hellooooo, my dear minions. Yes, you are correct. I am very beautiful. Watch me sway.”
We get back to the hotel and are amazed at how much junk we can cram into that little hotel room. I swear the stuff had multiplied in our room while we were gone. Yikes.
I feign disdain by shouting "Who's responsible for bringin' all this junk?!"
It was still pretty early at this point, and the kids wanted to play together so we let them head over next door where our friends were staying and and tear their room up for a change.
They’re not gone for long.
Pretty soon they all come meandering back over to our room one at a time. First it’s the boy. Then comes DHFDD1 , then her sister and then the caboose, our daughter.
Every time we open the door, there is another giggling kid standing in the doorway.
“I thought we got rid of you earlier”, we tell them. They collapse into uncontrollable giggling fits and push past us.
They all crowd into the room, open up the refrigerator door, grab some Caprisuns, drink half a pouch each and then grab another ‘fresh’ round, flush the toilet a couple of times and scatter each and every toy they can get their hands on in the room from stem to stern. DH draws the line and uses his angry eyes (and voice) when they start a high pitched screamin’ match.
You see, this is why we didn’t want adjoining rooms. If there had been an eternally open porthole, I’d have been writing stuff like this since page one.
Thankfully, DHFW and DHF come to the door just in time. They offer to take all the kids down to the gift shop and arcade.
We take them up on it.
There’s something really weird and strange that happens in a Disney hotel room when there are no kids around.
No, not that. And shame on you. It’s called Peace and Quiet.
We enjoy the first little bit of quiet time that we have had since our Disney adventure began. It’s really, really weird. Very, very quiet.
We even say that to each other, “Ya know, this is really, really weird and very, very quiet.”
We just sit and look at each other.
DH scolds the boy out of habit then realizes he’s nowhere around.
It’s kind of like it is for us at home.
We don’t get to go out together without the kids very often, but we do make it a point to do just that every now and then. We both really look forward to that time when we won’t have to make three trips to the bathroom during the meal or tell the kids how many more bites they need to eat before they can be excused from the table or tell DS to stop mocking his sister. We look forward to having adult conversation and recounting every thought we had about each other in our dating days and envision (or at least I do) that we will be once again making googly eyes at each other from across the table.
And sometimes our dates do turn out like that.
But mostly, we just miss the kids and talk about them all night. We share memories of cute little things they have said over the years and recount their births and talk about our hopes for them as they grow and laugh a lot together about the two precious things in this world that we share that no one else can be a part of.
And so I hate to admit that in that little hotel room, for the only quiet half hour of our entire vacation, we actually missed the mayhem.
Who needs 4 nights at the Grand Floridian anyway?
Oh,
snap. Did I really just say that? Okay, that's it. We really, really need to get out more.
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