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katlas&kids
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True, but it isn't in Levittown. It is wandering around Horsham and has been for a while. And it is out on exception due to a wrong address. is 11 b right? If you wish, I can print the info for you from UPS.
If it doesn't get there tomorrow, I can send another out red and you can ship the other back to me by however way. I agree that no child should be without a present, but doing the best I can.
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Hi kids! QUick driveby! I have to work tonight!
Me tooHi kids! QUick driveby! I have to work tonight!
Do you at least have a Dumb to admire you all night long?
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Me too
Thank goodness, the answer is NO!
so I guess I really am the only one!!! I am sooo luckyThank goodness, the answer is NO!
NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!
katlas&kids
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Did so. Bet I copied it wrong or something, even though I used the cut & paste feature.
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Hey guys, where is everyone? Pretty slow day, but it was the last day of school! Woot!
I'm very happy. Tomorrow I hve play rehearsal, I'm the lead! Even if I am the bear! Though, I am pretty good at it; I get to scream like a guy, alright! Anywho, today was a laxed day. Except for the point that I went to a party with innapropriate people. Disney haters should be shunned, shunned I say! Well, I also had physical therapy with a Disney freak, so that makes things much better. I'm pretty excited to actually have time to use the computer! I got home at about 8:30, so I'm still kinda tired from my long day. I'm very relaxed right now, so I'm watching Holiday in Handcuffs while talking to whoever is on! So, I need to have a Discussion. (Get it, Discussion?!?!
) I am too good, just too good! 
I'm very happy. Tomorrow I hve play rehearsal, I'm the lead! Even if I am the bear! Though, I am pretty good at it; I get to scream like a guy, alright! Anywho, today was a laxed day. Except for the point that I went to a party with innapropriate people. Disney haters should be shunned, shunned I say! Well, I also had physical therapy with a Disney freak, so that makes things much better. I'm pretty excited to actually have time to use the computer! I got home at about 8:30, so I'm still kinda tired from my long day. I'm very relaxed right now, so I'm watching Holiday in Handcuffs while talking to whoever is on! So, I need to have a Discussion. (Get it, Discussion?!?! ) I am too good, just too good! katlas&kids
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Good Thursday morning all!! I am off from the office tomorrow, but we get to go get turned down from social services, I open & close the pool and maybe sleep some.
1/2 day on Christmas eve then another day off. And it will get warmer here again. I don't think we will ever have a white christmas!
What's on for everyone else?
1/2 day on Christmas eve then another day off. And it will get warmer here again. I don't think we will ever have a white christmas!
What's on for everyone else?
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Kelly, called UPS. I had forgotten to put the age of the tree in the address. They have corrected it and it is out for delivery today to the right address. Apoligize to your DD. She can open the outer package if she wishes. It is wrapped inside.
And thank her for her patience and understanding. The other childs is scheduled to arrive tomorrow.
And thank her for her patience and understanding. The other childs is scheduled to arrive tomorrow.
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I guess I better stop saying Ya'll....
Hi! Sorry I missed Ya!Hi kids! QUick driveby! I have to work tonight!
Thank goodness, the answer is NO!
You are so so lucky!so I guess I really am the only one!!! I am sooo lucky
NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hey guys, where is everyone? Pretty slow day, but it was the last day of school! Woot!
Hi! Have fun with the play! That sounds like a lot of fun!
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Kelly, called UPS. I had forgotten to put the age of the tree in the address. They have corrected it and it is out for delivery today to the right address. Apoligize to your DD. She can open the outer package if she wishes. It is wrapped inside.
And thank her for her patience and understanding. The other childs is scheduled to arrive tomorrow.
Kellydoodle lives in a tree????
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Kellydoodle lives in a tree????
That one has me stumped too! WHat the heck is "the age of the tree"? katlas&kids
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WIFE FROM HELL
A police officer pulls over a speeding car. The officer says, I clocked you at 80 miles per hour, sir."
The driver says, "Gee, officer I had it on cruise control at 60, perhaps your radar gun needs calibrating."
Not looking up from her knitting the wife says: "Now don't be silly dear, you know that this car doesn't have cruise control."
As the officer writes out the ticket, the driver looks over at his wife and growls, "Can't you please keep your mouth shut for once?"
The wife smiles demurely and says, "You should be thankful your radar detector went off when it did."
As the officer makes out the second ticket for the illegal radar detector unit, the man glowers at his wife and says through clenched teeth, "Damn it, woman, can't you keep your mouth shut?"
The officer frowns and says, "And I notice that you're not wearing your seat belt, sir. That's an automatic $75 fine."
The driver says, "Yeah, well, you see officer, I had it on, but took it off when you pulled me over so that I could get my license out of my back pocket."
The wife says, "Now, dear, you know very well that you didn't have your seat belt on. You never wear your seat belt when you're driving."
And as the police officer is writing out the third ticket the driver turns to his wife and barks, "WHY DON'T YOU PLEASE SHUT UP??"
The officer looks over at the woman and asks, "Does your husband always talk to you this way, Ma'am?"
I love this part....
"Only when he's been drinking."
A police officer pulls over a speeding car. The officer says, I clocked you at 80 miles per hour, sir."
The driver says, "Gee, officer I had it on cruise control at 60, perhaps your radar gun needs calibrating."
Not looking up from her knitting the wife says: "Now don't be silly dear, you know that this car doesn't have cruise control."
As the officer writes out the ticket, the driver looks over at his wife and growls, "Can't you please keep your mouth shut for once?"
The wife smiles demurely and says, "You should be thankful your radar detector went off when it did."
As the officer makes out the second ticket for the illegal radar detector unit, the man glowers at his wife and says through clenched teeth, "Damn it, woman, can't you keep your mouth shut?"
The officer frowns and says, "And I notice that you're not wearing your seat belt, sir. That's an automatic $75 fine."
The driver says, "Yeah, well, you see officer, I had it on, but took it off when you pulled me over so that I could get my license out of my back pocket."
The wife says, "Now, dear, you know very well that you didn't have your seat belt on. You never wear your seat belt when you're driving."
And as the police officer is writing out the third ticket the driver turns to his wife and barks, "WHY DON'T YOU PLEASE SHUT UP??"
The officer looks over at the woman and asks, "Does your husband always talk to you this way, Ma'am?"
I love this part....
"Only when he's been drinking."
katlas&kids
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Pregnancy, Estrogen, and Women
PREGNANCY Q & A & more!
Q: Should I have a baby after 35?
A: No, 35 children is enough.
Q: I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby move?
A: With any luck, right after he finishes college.
Q: What is the most reliable method to determine a baby's sex?
A: Childbirth.
Q: My wife is five months pregnant and so moody that sometimes she's borderline irrational.
A: So what's your question?
Q: My childbirth instructor says it's not pain I'll feel during labor, but pressure. Is she right?
A: Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be called an air current.
Q: When is the best time to get an epidural ?
A: Right after you find out you're pregnant.
Q: Is there any reason I have to be in the delivery room while my wife is in labor?
A: Not unless the word "alimony" means anything to you.
Q: Is there anything I should avoid while recovering from childbirth?
A: Yes, pregnancy.
Q: Do I have to have a baby shower?
A: Not if you change the baby's diaper very quickly.
Q: Our baby was born last week. When will my wife begin to feel and act normal again?
A: When the kids are in college.
PREGNANCY Q & A & more!
Q: Should I have a baby after 35?
A: No, 35 children is enough.
Q: I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby move?
A: With any luck, right after he finishes college.
Q: What is the most reliable method to determine a baby's sex?
A: Childbirth.
Q: My wife is five months pregnant and so moody that sometimes she's borderline irrational.
A: So what's your question?
Q: My childbirth instructor says it's not pain I'll feel during labor, but pressure. Is she right?
A: Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be called an air current.
Q: When is the best time to get an epidural ?
A: Right after you find out you're pregnant.
Q: Is there any reason I have to be in the delivery room while my wife is in labor?
A: Not unless the word "alimony" means anything to you.
Q: Is there anything I should avoid while recovering from childbirth?
A: Yes, pregnancy.
Q: Do I have to have a baby shower?
A: Not if you change the baby's diaper very quickly.
Q: Our baby was born last week. When will my wife begin to feel and act normal again?
A: When the kids are in college.
katlas&kids
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"ESTROGEN ISSUES"
10 WAYS TO KNOW IF YOU HAVE "ESTROGEN ISSUES"
1. Everyone around you has an attitude problem.
2. You're adding chocolate chips to your cheese omelet.
3. The dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans.
4. Your husband is suddenly agreeing to everything you say.
5. You 're using your cellular phone to dial up every bumper sticker that says: "How's my driving-call 1- 800-".
6. Everyone's head looks like an invitation to batting practice.
7. Everyone seems to have just landed here from "outer space."
9. You're sure that everyone is scheming to drive you crazy.
10. The ibuprofen bottle is empty and you bought it yesterday.
10 WAYS TO KNOW IF YOU HAVE "ESTROGEN ISSUES"
1. Everyone around you has an attitude problem.
2. You're adding chocolate chips to your cheese omelet.
3. The dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans.
4. Your husband is suddenly agreeing to everything you say.
5. You 're using your cellular phone to dial up every bumper sticker that says: "How's my driving-call 1- 800-".
6. Everyone's head looks like an invitation to batting practice.
7. Everyone seems to have just landed here from "outer space."
9. You're sure that everyone is scheming to drive you crazy.
10. The ibuprofen bottle is empty and you bought it yesterday.
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