our secret green club?

[DISUNC]

... after the hour drive in the pouring rain, I get to court, can't find a parking spot, so have about a five minute walk to get to the courthouse........... Of course, my umbrella breaks, so this walk is in the downpour, (kinda like when those people on the bridge at Kali River Rapids nail you with the water). I get into court looking like a drowned rat..............:

On TV Lawyers ALWAYS get parking spaces right in front of the courthouse!!!!!!!!

Does a drowned rat REALLY look any different from a dry rat??

... and have to go through the metal detectors because I forgot my attorney i.d. card. Now these security guards know me, and know that I'm a lawyer, but no i.d., no free pass. ..............:

Yeah I have tried this too... "Oh I forgot my Attorney ID card ....let ME in...The Security didnt buy it either and they KNOW ME TOO .....of course this happened in Wal-Mart!

... Of course, the metal detector goes off...

I soooooooooooo thought you were going to say that LGMPC's have metal in them, and they were in your pocket!!!

... so they then scan me with a wand, and let me through, because as it turns out I don't have any weapons and they do not know about my life of crime at HD! ...

BUT WE DO!!!!!!!!!!

 

[kaw1218]

I guess there aren't that many disers around me, because I have been taking almost all the mickeys from my depot. Although I do have an unfair advantage...... I work there!

 

[DISUNC]

... (Word of advice, when expected to go through a metal detector, like at an airport on your way to visit the mouse, don't wear an underwire bra, I suggest a lime green sports bra for safety.)...

note to self...dont wear bra! EVER

... I finally get in to see the judge..

Was it Judy????

... and the other attorney does't show up! We wait for about a half an hour and then give him a call. Turns out he forgot to put the court date in his diary, so we reschedule the conference.......

Most likely he is in a HD...doing you know what!!!!

...start the long drive back to my office totally depressed, because with driving time, I've used up half a day, and nothing has been accomplished........

Welcome to my world!

... I'm feeling totally sorry for myself. ........

I feel sorry for you too...... where is the kleenex?

... I stopped for a red light. (I will swipe paint chips, but I would never run a red light!)........

A Broad with Moral Fiber!!!! We haven't had one of them in awhile around here!

... While stopped at the light, I look to the right and see .... can you belive it.... A HOME DEPOT!!!!! !)........

Did ja here the Angel Chorus singing HALLELUAH???

... a little rain never hurt anyone, right?.......

UMMMMM YEEEEEEEEAHHHHHHHH...Ever hoid of The Wicked Witch of The West?????

... leave one for that person who actually wants to use this color in their home decor!......

As If such a person excists!!!!!!

... I run out to the car for the count. Got another 33!.....

Loven that you keep running to the car & count!!! None of waiting till you get home nonsence!

... I'm now so happy!!!.....

We are a rather simple group to please!

... it was all worth it for that swipin' moment !......

The official terminology for this is "The LIMEY RUSH" Experienced by the mulitudes of this thread

... Wanted to call my DD to share the news, but she was in school!!! Can't let her risk detention by getting a cell phone call in class! I'll let her risk Juvie for the paint chips, but not detention after school!!......

School detention is sooooooooo much worse than Juvie!....So I have been told!

... Well now I think I understand how Winona felt. She didn't need to steal those clothes from whatever store she took them from. She just had to do it!....

Its all about the THRILL! The RUSH!

...
So anyway DISUNC, if you haven't yet got those paint chips, PM me and I'll send you some. If anyone is deserving it's you......

Will Do! NO THANKS to stinky Anc96 Thanks!

... I don't mind sending the contraband throught the U.S. mail, across state lines.:.....

That is the EBAY motto!!!!!!!!!

... I'll add a federal offense to my rap sheet, if you need the goods! I hear the federal penitentiary is nicer that state prison!.:.....

YES I heard too!

... 3 weeks and 2 days til my trip!!! 11 days at Boardwalk!!!

whoooooooooooooo hoooooooooo

 

[uhtimex]

I guess there aren't that many disers around me, because I have been taking almost all the mickeys from my depot. Although I do have an unfair advantage...... I work there!

Thats good to know. Now we have an inside source

 

[kaw1218]

I can see it now........ Live on the home depot channel(yes, it really exists!)......they will be warning us of robberies across the us and canada...........LGMHPC are disappearing by the handful!

 

[kaw1218]

Thats good to know. Now we have an inside source

Oh, goody! I have always wanted to do an undercover mission!!!!

 

[Anc96]

SO IT WAS YOU......who outwitted, outlasted, outdone the DISUNC!!!!!

HD in Stroudsburg, across from Target...in front of BJ's????????

We arrive at the world July 23rd! Allentown to Sanford 79.00 each way direct!

Yes.. It was me Had I any idea that the Great King of "Respect The Lime" was in the vacinity, I would have never taken them! If I find any more there, I will secure them in a safe place.. maybe behind the other I'm sure very popular color of "Light Speed Orange". So check there too!

We arrive on July 6th and are leaving on the 22nd. HOW did you get a direct flight from Allentown, and at those prices!! I guess Royalty has it's benefits (Ok.. not a king. I couldn't find a king and Chewy was cute )
We're flying out of Philly to MCO (where's Standford?). I got $59 going down, but $99 back... Airtran non-stop. I ONLY do non-stops..lol.

You know we have more in common than just where we live now... Maybe I know you, or maybe we're even related !!! I MIGHT BE ROYALTY!

 

[cynderella]

I soooooooooooo thought you were going to say that LGMPC's have metal in them, and they were in your pocket!!!

I thought that, too!!

 

[LizzySwan1022]

I absolutly love this thread! I'm on these boards until the wee ours of the morning just to read what y'all have to say! I heart alien green!!!

 

[DISUNC]

What DISers use to make their coffee!

http://www.hollandbymail.com/item_list/senseo_crema/bosch_gustino_lime_green.html

....and LIMEGREEN TEA!!!!!!!!!

 

[DISUNC]

:

WHO ELSE???????????

DISSENTION AMOUNGST THE RANKS!

:Yes.. It was me Had I any idea that the Great King of "Respect The Lime" was in the vacinity, I would have never taken them! If I find any more there, I will secure them in a safe place.. maybe behind the other I'm sure very popular color of "Light Speed Orange". So check there too!:

No thanks, I am not ABOVE belittleing myself (in fact... kinda use to it!) and begging my fellow DISERS for handouts! . Trust me...we searched every color....You wiped us out! Good Limey!

:We arrive on July 6th and are leaving on the 22nd. HOW did you get a direct flight from Allentown, and at those prices!! I guess Royalty has it's benefits (Ok.. not a king. I couldn't find a king and Chewy was cute )
We're flying out of Philly to MCO (where's Standford?). I got $59 going down, but $99 back... Airtran non-stop. I ONLY do non-stops..lol.

You know we have more in common than just where we live now... Maybe I know you, or maybe we're even related !!! I MIGHT BE ROYALTY!

We will just miss you!
I got the 79.00 direct each way on ALLEGIANT out of Allentown...they just started about 3 months ago from there. Sanford airport is about 1 hr from WDW. Very much like Allentown, never crowded...EZ to get in & out!
You did good on your prices!!!!! . Just getting in/out of Philly is a

Isn't everybody in the Poconos related?????????????????

I am a former Brooklyn boy, been here 16 years...live near the hospital & college...but most importantly 1/4 mile away from WALMART!

Yes we are ROYALTY !!!!!

 

[DISUNC]

Maybe the PCR should get rid of the giant Big Wheel and put up a giant alien green paint sample. That would put the Disboard family in thier rightful place in America's Pop Culture

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm GREAT IDEA! That will have to be done on the Millenium BLDG...when & IF they build it!

OUR LIMEYNESS is a POP culture symbol of the 2000's!

 

[DISUNC]

You guys really cracked me up this morning. Never in a million years did I think the ACTUAL PERPETRATOR would come to this board to fess up to DISUNC about taking all the LGMCP at his HD. I roared with laughter. Way to go, Anc96!

cynderella,

Please dont encourage the DISenders to DIS DISUnc!

 

[DISUNC]

i put my mickey head on my baby backpack and carried that thing all over all of the parks. EVERYWHERE! and not one person said anything to me! i was sooo disappointed. i was really hoping to meet some DISers.

But you left your baby backpack in your room...WITH THE BABY!!!!!!

 

[momandseandodisney]

http://cgi.ebay.com/Disney-BRIGHT-L...oryZ1380QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

check that out!

I am not sure how to post a saved pic . . . but you can see the pick there

 

[Anc96]

Originally Posted by: DISUNC
Isn't everybody in the Poconos related?????????????????

I am a former Brooklyn boy, been here 16 years...live near the hospital & college...but most importantly 1/4 mile away from WALMART!

Yes we are ROYALTY !!!!!

No... everyone in the Poconos is not related... only the locals are

I was teasing that we may be related because we came from the same part of Brooklyn.. and oddly enough, came up here about the same time. Except I'm younger

Originally Posted by: cynderella

You guys really cracked me up this morning. Never in a million years did I think the ACTUAL PERPETRATOR would come to this board to fess up to DISUNC about taking all the LGMCP at his HD. I roared with laughter. Way to go, Anc96!

I had no choice but to fess up or face retaliation from the Great King of "Respect The Lime"
He's too close for comfort!

 

[missummer]

So, I went to the local HD yesterday, and felt there should have been some Mission Impossible music playing in the background! Kept an eye over my shoulder, but made it out safe with almost 20 Alien Green Mickeys! I am so proud!

 

[Anc96]

http://cgi.ebay.com/Disney-BRIGHT-L...oryZ1380QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

check that out!

I am not sure how to post a saved pic . . . but you can see the pick there

Now that you posted this here let's see how high this topper goes for!
The seller has another one up at a $5.87 BIN and $2.50 shipping... if it's a dire emergency to have it NOW!

 

[cynderella]

http://cgi.ebay.com/Disney-BRIGHT-L...oryZ1380QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

check that out!

I am not sure how to post a saved pic . . . but you can see the pick there

That is awesome!!!! I bet that would get stolen off of anyone's car immediately! Man, I wish we knew for sure whether we were going to rent a car or not. That would be the PERFECT thing if we did.

 

[DISUNC]

No... everyone in the Poconos is not related... only the locals are!

SAD BUT TRUE!

I was teasing that we may be related because we came from the same part of Brooklyn.. and oddly enough, came up here about the same time. Except I'm younger !

I SHOUDA FIGURED AS MUCH! Only a former Brooklynite could be so "Crafty"!!
Hey whadda ya mean.....You are younger!!!! I tell EVERYONE I am 19!!!!

I had no choice but to fess up or face retaliation from the Great King of "Respect The Lime"
He's too close for comfort!