Our Favorite Very Potter Musical and Sequel Quotes<3

[MADHATTERGIRL]

The title says enough lol

"What do you want you horrid -----" Snape talking to Umbridge

 

[SpaceEverest101]

"I want Hermione Granger!........and a rocket ship."

- Draco

 

[TiffanyRenee]

Cedric: "Hufflepuffs are particularly good finders!"
Dumbledore: "What the HELL is a Hufflepuff?"
Cedric: *Sits down*

Quirrell: "So you came back?"
Voldemort: "...I came home"


Ron: "Oh my god! Lay off Malfoy, okay? She may be a pain in the ***, but she's my pain in the ***."

Ginny: "Oh yeah, she is beautiful..."
Harry: "What?! Are you crazy? More like supermegafoxyawesomehot!"

Draco: "Rumbleroar is a lion.... WHO. CAN. TALK."

Draco: "Go home terrorist!"


Harry: "I don't know man. Cedric Diggory, he's pretty awesome. NOT! He sucks. I'm totally gonna win. It's in the bag."


Lucius: "Yes, I know, he marries Ginny, there is literally no way to move forward from this point."

Lupin: "Oh sh*t! You guys are kids! I've got to watch my damn mouth around you little *******s! I'm sorry. Shoot!. I've got to watch my damn mouth around you little *******s."

Lucius: "Why else do you think you have such a little d? IT'S 'CAUSE YOU'RE A F*CKING ELF!"

Harry: *under invisibility cloak* "But Sirius I don't think I'm in any kind of grave danger..."
Sirius: "WHO. SAID THAT?"
*Harry takes off cloak*
Sirius: "WHOA! Harry! Jesus!"

Lupin: "There's no way we're losing to Slytherin, Ravenclaw or Jigglypuff."

Umbridge: "Did you get mah text?"
Dumbledore: "Yes! I got all nine hundred of them and I'm tired of you clogging my inbox!"
Umbridge: "Well you didn't text me back."

Seamus: "I heard one time, a dementor kissed her.... And IT. DIED."

Dumbledore: "Disapparate!"
Everyone: "Ah magic!"

Lupin: "How much no proof is there now? Ah-ah! *throws down corpse* What you're looking at is the corpse of Peter Petigrew. The man thought to be killed by Sirius years ago! Can I get a time of death on this please?"
Neville: "Well I'm no coroner but, uh, looks like he was killed about ten minutes and, uh, thirty-six seconds ago."
Lupin: "Thanks Neville. How could Sirius have killed him years ago if he's only been dead for ten and a half minutes?"
Molly: "Yeah! Why does he look all FRESHLY bloody. And MANGLED... And DIRTY."
Arthur: "Yeah! How'd he end up like that. Lupin!"
Molly: "Yeah! Lupin!"
Lupin: "Yes! Probably the work...of that infamous Hogwarts...Jaguar."
Dumbledore: "Makes sense to me!"
Lupin: "Yes! The Hogwarts jaguar... Responsible for so much property damage to Hogwarts this year! Especially in my office... *cough*cough* *deep voice* Lupin shouldn't have to pay for that...*regular voice* Yes...Who said that? ...Probably that jaguar! Bless his soft adorable paws that he trips over when he's running to fast...."

Malfoy: "I… am a racist.*Dean Thomas stands up, offended* I despise gingers, and mudbloods, I hate gryffindor house, and my parents work for the man who killed your parents, do you want to be my friend?"

Draco: "Hey, Potter. Potter. Potter."
Harry: "What Malfoy?"
Draco: "I drew a picture of you. Pay special attention to the shading on your sweater it's.. rather good. It's.. quite good. You know... it's probably the best I've ever done. Actually... can I have that back? Wait... no... I'm TAKING IT! I've stolen your favorite drawing! Look, what do you think of this? *rips drawing* *gasp* NO! Goyle paste it!"


Harry: “I got this scar when I was a baby. I was in the car with my parents when we crashed… into a crocodile. My parents got eaten, but then the crocodile took out a knife and gave me this scar. “


Lucius: “She choreographed an affair behind my back with someone I trusted, someone I may have even loved….”
Harry: "Ollivander?"
Hermione: "Filch?"
Ron: "Regulus Black, Sirius’ brother?"
Yaxley : "Me?!"

Goyle: "Invisible man search!"

Umbridge: "What?! Dumbledore isn't a fictional character!"

... Just to name a few! xD I have a slight obsession of AVPM/S so I kind of know a lot of them....

 

[Taylor_moonwalker]

"Victory is so close i can taste it! it tastes like...coolmint!"-Voldemort

"It's Hermione. everytime i look at her and i get these pains in my chest and i know it's her fault that b**ch!"- Ron

"i can't just GO to Pigfarts! its ON MARS! you need a rocketship. do you have a rocketship potter? i bet you do. You know not all of us can inheritenough money to buy out NASA when our parents die. Look at this!! Rocketship potter huh? Starkid potter, Moonshoes potter traversing the galaxy for intergalactic travels to Pigfarts ooh!"- Malfoy

"Goyle: Dances are for pansies!
Draco: you there. what is your name?
Pansy:...Pansy
Draco: PERFECT!"


"Snape: a portkey can be any seemingly harmless object such as a football or a dolophin.
Lavender: Professer? can like a person be a portkey?
Snape: no that's absurd. because if a person were to touch themselves *gares at Ron* they would constantly be transported form place to place. a person can however be a horcrux.
Harry:well what's a horcrux?
Snape: I'm not going to tell you Harry, you'll find out soon enough"

"You are acting like Garfield on a Monday"-Hermione

"beautiful? more like supermegafoxyawesomehot!"- Harry