otters are at it again

OMG, that poor man! I can't believe all of his wounds! Note to self..........otters are not to be messed with!:thumbsup2
 

Doesn't anyone think it strange that a 96 year old man was walking the streets alone at 4:30 in the morning?

The otter had rabies.
 
Doesn't anyone think it strange that a 96 year old man was walking the streets alone at 4:30 in the morning?

The otter had rabies.

Yea, that was my thought. Did they report that the Otter was rabid? I would assume it had to be. Won't he have to go though a series of shots are a precautionary treatment? That won't be fun.

I'll be at the fort Sunday and if an Otter so much as looks at me wrong, I'll be having beer can Otter for dinner.
 
Doesn't anyone think it strange that a 96 year old man was walking the streets alone at 4:30 in the morning?

The otter had rabies.

Well lets see, I'm still fairly young for an old guy, (according to my son), and I'm up an average of 4:AM on my day off.
OMG ! If I make it to 96 WILL I EVER SLEEP ???:scared1:
 
Frank, I found this in Wikipedia...

"Fishing -
For countless generations, fishermen in southern Bangladesh have bred otters and used them to chase fish into their nets. Once a widespread practice passed down from father to son throughout many communities in Asia, this traditional use of domesticated wild animals is still in practice in the district of Narail, Bangladesh."

There must be some application for this at the Fort.
 
Frank, I found this in Wikipedia...

"Fishing -
For countless generations, fishermen in southern Bangladesh have bred otters and used them to chase fish into their nets. Once a widespread practice passed down from father to son throughout many communities in Asia, this traditional use of domesticated wild animals is still in practice in the district of Narail, Bangladesh."

There must be some application for this at the Fort.

I bet the otters would do this for beer. :lmao: Boy it's gonna be expensive.
 
They were actually discussing this on the morning show for a local (Twin Cities, MN) radio station this morning. I remember thinking... oh, this is old news. I already heard about it on the dis! ;)
 
Frank, I found this in Wikipedia...

"Fishing -
For countless generations, fishermen in southern Bangladesh have bred otters and used them to chase fish into their nets. Once a widespread practice passed down from father to son throughout many communities in Asia, this traditional use of domesticated wild animals is still in practice in the district of Narail, Bangladesh."

There must be some application for this at the Fort.

As a youngster,I realized that cats liked fish, I thus decided that the neighbors cat and I could be fish'n partners.
Just to let you know, cats do not like hav'n rope tied to their hind leg,,,,nor do they like being tossed in the middle of a pond,,,
and he wouldn't even TRY to get a fish !! :confused3
Thats when I figured I'd have to catch my own fish.
 
As a youngster,I realized that cats liked fish, I thus decided that the neighbors cat and I could be fish'n partners.
Just to let you know, cats do not like hav'n rope tied to their hind leg,,,,nor do they like being tossed in the middle of a pond,,,
and he wouldn't even TRY to get a fish !! :confused3
Thats when I figured I'd have to catch my own fish.

:lmao:
 
Did they report that the Otter was rabid?

Yes, it was rabid.

I'll be at the fort Sunday and if an Otter so much as looks at me wrong, I'll be having beer can Otter for dinner.

Just so you know - I'll be watching you!!!
NOBODY THREATENS MY OTTERS!!! :headache: (:laughing:)
 
I'd never threaten an otter! That would give away my position. :)

Whew! You had me worried there.

My advise is to befriend (or is that befiend) the otters at FtW. They are highly trained for beer reconnaissance and procuring food from unguarded grills and crockpots. If you align yourself with the otters you will have earned their undying devotion to protect you from the unscrupulous peacock attacks. Your campsite will be under constant surveillance to insure that no beer or food is taken from your cooler(s). If the otters really get to love you, you will find beer has actually been added to your cooler.

The otters obey my every command. I can persuade them to be your friend or your enemy. Never diss the otters!
 
Whew! You had me worried there.

My advise is to befriend (or is that befiend) the otters at FtW. They are highly trained for beer reconnaissance and procuring food from unguarded grills and crockpots. If you align yourself with the otters you will have earned their undying devotion to protect you from the unscrupulous peacock attacks. Your campsite will be under constant surveillance to insure that no beer or food is taken from your cooler(s). If the otters really get to love you, you will find beer has actually been added to your cooler.

The otters obey my every command. I can persuade them to be your friend or your enemy. Never diss the otters!

Well, in that case, I bow to the mighty otter god, des1954. With that said, mine is the silver cooler with all the stickers on it. Oh, and in addition to beer, a nice Chardonnay would be appreciated with my preference being Napa or Sonoma. :rotfl2:
 
Doesn't anyone think it strange that a 96 year old man was walking the streets alone at 4:30 in the morning?

The otter had rabies.
My FIL is 72 and up every morning at 4 a.m. It wouldn't surprise me if he was out walking around the neighborhood at that hour. He goes to bed at 9 p.m. and would prefer to get work done early when its cool out (also lives in FL).

But as the for the otter - :scared1: - I agree that the thing was sick. At least they have him and he can be tested for rabies.
 
Personally, I think it was an alligator dressed up like an otter. Preying on unsuspecting elderly men.

Ankle biter.
 
Ya know, I never have seen an otter at the Fort... Deb, we should meet up and you could introduce me to a couple. I could impress my husband with their beer and food procuring skills!:lmao:

alligator dressed up like an otter
PolynesianPixie
:rotfl2:
 




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