OT: Your STRIPPER Name!

[hockey mom]

These are good. Some of you had some serious potential.

 

[ottawa-newbie]

Another "Misty" here.... Misty Draper

 

[jinglesmountjoy]

Jingles Mountjoy

Jingles was my pet bird.

 

[deltachi8]

Only in Canada, eh? LOL, just kidding, I'll play:

Barney Clifton.

sounds like the guy you'd get from the discount strip-o-gram place.

 

[jtdl]

Oh, this is too funny!!

 

[Mickey Fanatic]

Mine is REALLY bad.....

Tar Broker

No one would be beating down the door for that one!

 

[tigger2on]

Oliver Agar
"I think I'd only be seen stripping as a fat elderly gentleman at a strip club for the BLIND... an overly retired chipn'dale

 

[kenneyjo]

Peanut King George!

 

[TimNDansMom]

Joey Grayswood

 

[IamCourtney]

Milkbone State Road 2978

 

[merfsko]

Peanut King George!

Mine is (wait for it)...
Calico Conlins

Hmm... not bad...

 

[pxlbarrel]

Mine sounds more like a porn star:

Armando Kingston

 

[mbb]

Mine sounds more like a porn star:

Armando Kingston

You're all set for the crossover market!

 

[BitsnBearsMom]

Ok... I'll play too... funny reading!

Tanny Yale

or for the firsts after I moved out of my parents house

Hoppy Hoppy Cottontail Doyle - a much better stripper name!!lol And the kids named the rabbit... I did NOT

 

[Polynesianfan]

Guinnie was my Guinea Pig --- the last name speaks for itself...I'm obiviously a man.

 

[chico]

Dusty Davidson!

 

[horsegirl]

Fizzie Deal!

Fizzie was named after those tablets to make those drinks. Deal Road.

 

[declansdad]

here's mine


buddy high

 

[GrannyEv]

Caleigh Boulee

 

[Disneymooners93]

Fluffy Mackenzie??

Did name a later pet Peaches after a stripper that friends from High School saw. Using that cat would give me Peaches Curtis. Not much better I guess.