OT -- Thumbs up for the Phoenix Art Museum

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Went to the Phoenix Art Museum for a couple hours on Thursday. It was the first time I had been in the building since it had been converted and expanded from a library. The space was nice and I had a number of surprises -- some very good art and some very bad art too.:lmao:

First: No surprise: a big chunk of the building was off-limits to us general admittance folks cuz' there was a big "Cowboy" art exhibit/sale going on. I could see the reception pretty clearly from the second floor and it was typical -- well executed photo-realistic renderings of the west that isn't and never was. Sorry to bust these folks' bubbles but just once, I'd like to see a contemporary cowboy painting where the cowboy's wearing a baseball hat and a t-shirt. That stuff sells good though, I'll grant you that -- plenty of big expensive SUV's in the parking lot as I was leaving.

Now on to what I actually got to see up close and personal: 1.) some excellent Asian art -- Chinese ceramics and Japanese ink paintings. 2.) Three western pieces really stood out -- a Jim Dine litho of a set of Boltcutters (awesome use of negative space), a Roy Lichtenstein assemblage (I honestly can't say that his other work that I had seen previously ever did much for me -- but this was incredible -- it was his typical style on top and a three-D cut out of an aquarium below -- coolest sea-scape ever ;) ) and a still life from Thomas Hart Benton that just made the hair on the back of my neck stand up , it was so great. Both the composition and colors were just amazing. 3.) And yes...there was some stuff there that was pretty dang awful too -- one in particular stands out -- a HUGE HONKIN' (8' ft square easy BEFORE you add in the rococco frame) romantic canvas of "The wolves attack in the Alps". I was soooooo glad that it was only me and a guard (about 20' away) in that part of the gallery cuz' I just had to LAUGH. LOUD. I could just SO imagine how some pink-haired Scottsdale Lady musta hauled that stinkin' thing home after her first trip to Austria (It HAD to Austria!) and made her husband build a new room in their house to display it. I WISH I coulda taken a picture of the thing to share in all its awful splendour. Sadly, there were no reproduction postcards in the museum store either.

It was a good visit and if you are ever in central Phoenix, I would totally recommend a stop. $10 bucks to get in and seeing the Benton still life would have been worth that much. Right next door is the Heard Museum -- a real gem in terms of a window into Southwestern Native American cultures. Woo-hoo, we is gettin' KULTURED, baby!:thumbsup2
 
I am a bad, bad gay man. I have been to the Metropolitan Museum of Art more times than I can count and I typically do the "speek walk" thing and grunt when I see something I recognize and keep on truckin'.

Not long ago, when a cousin from Japan came to visit, I took her to MOMA. She really wanted to go. We strolled about and I was just baffled by what I was looking at. Modern, modern, modern. I taught her how to say, "I don't get it."
 
Hey Donald...Really!

That is totally cool! I had no idea.

Up until the other day, I think I understood what he was doing intellectually but his work never just hit me viscerally -- you know what I mean? That OMIGOD moment when you jaw drops and you realize you are looking at something totally new, foreign, and breath-taking. This piece was like that for me. :goodvibes I think I could look at it for hours. The Jim Dine and Benton pieces were real show-stoppers too.
 

I am a bad, bad gay man. I have been to the Metropolitan Museum of Art more times than I can count and I typically do the "speek walk" thing and grunt when I see something I recognize and keep on truckin'.

Not long ago, when a cousin from Japan came to visit, I took her to MOMA. She really wanted to go. We strolled about and I was just baffled by what I was looking at. Modern, modern, modern. I taught her how to say, "I don't get it."

Oh Sweetie, you are SO NOT a bad, bad, gay man. Modern art can be kinda indecipherable and daunting. If you have an interest, you might think about taking a class starting with the Renaissance and working forward to the present. It makes a lot more sense if you know some background. If you don't have an interest, don't worry about it -- it's no big deal. Stick with what you like -- even Thomas Kinkaide or big-eyed kitties if that's what appeals to you.
 
Oh Sweetie, you are SO NOT a bad, bad, gay man. Modern art can be kinda indecipherable and daunting. If you have an interest, you might think about taking a class starting with the Renaissance and working forward to the present. It makes a lot more sense if you know some background. If you don't have an interest, don't worry about it -- it's no big deal. Stick with what you like -- even Thomas Kinkaide or big-eyed kitties if that's what appeals to you.


Here's the really sad part. I took two art history courses, from ancient history to present, and I still just don't get it. Bad, bad, bad gay man I am.

Thomas Kinkaid or big-eyed kitties be damned.
 
Please Rick, tell me you dont have the poker playing dogs on your wall!
 
I would love that for the guest room!

Okay, I give up. :rotfl2: Rick don't know dancin', good eats (the O word), or art from a hole in the ground. :rotfl2:
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NEWS FLASH: NO! YES! the okraphobia line in his siggie is GONE!!!! I take it all back -- The man dances like Nijinsky and his art sensibilities are off the scale (those poker-playing dogs are TRES EDGY)
 
Okay, I give up. :rotfl2: Rick don't know dancin', good eats (the O word), or art from a hole in the ground. :rotfl2:
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NEWS FLASH: NO! YES! the okraphobia line in his siggie is GONE!!!! I take it all back -- The man dances like Nijinsky and his art sensibilities are off the scale (those poker-playing dogs are TRES EDGY)

And ya think I might just be joking, huh? I really don't know art, ballet makes me all fidgety and yawn a lot, opera HELLS no, I can't dance, I prefer slasher bloody horror movies from the 80's with topless chicks run amok (never even seen Brokeback Mountain), I read blow 'em up adventure and horror novels, in a shoe store I drift towards flip flops at all times, I don't wear tight clothes, if my hair takes me longer than two minutes to fix up, it's time for a haircut and said haircut costs me $7 at a barbershop, (if it costs me more than $10-15 to get my haircut, I'm going to change barbers and soon I'll likely end up with a Flow-B attachment to my vaccum), chick films drive me out of my flippin' head, my idea of the perfect meal is a gigunda batch of atomic buffalow wings and ice cold beer, I go to Broadway shows when I get the tix for free otherwise I won't bother, seeing Shakespeare in the Park (Central Park - big summer NYC activity) makes me feel like the dumb kid in class, never been to P-Town and have no desire to go, fancy food is boring food, I hate to go to events that require that I wear a tie let alone get dressed up, and although my posts on the DIS might make most think otherwise I truly am one of the most un-PC people you could ever meet.

I was raised in a military family of all guys, except for Mom. What do you expect?
 
And ya think I might just be joking, huh? I really don't know art, ballet makes me all fidgety and yawn a lot, opera HELLS no, I can't dance, I prefer slasher bloody horror movies from the 80's with topless chicks run amok (never even seen Brokeback Mountain), I read blow 'em up adventure and horror novels, in a shoe store I drift towards flip flops at all times, I don't wear tight clothes, if my hair takes me longer than two minutes to fix up, it's time for a haircut and said haircut costs me $7 at a barbershop, (if it costs me more than $10-15 to get my haircut, I'm going to change barbers and soon I'll likely end up with a Flow-B attachment to my vaccum), chick films drive me out of my flippin' head, my idea of the perfect meal is a gigunda batch of atomic buffalow wings and ice cold beer, I go to Broadway shows when I get the tix for free otherwise I won't bother, seeing Shakespeare in the Park (Central Park - big summer NYC activity) makes me feel like the dumb kid in class, never been to P-Town and have no desire to go, fancy food is boring food, I hate to go to events that require that I wear a tie let alone get dressed up, and although my posts on the DIS might make most think otherwise I truly am one of the most un-PC people you could ever meet.

I was raised in a military family of all guys, except for Mom. What do you expect?

after reading that I am gay:banana: i want my gay card back with extra points.
I love ballet
i cry at the opera and hallmark commercials.
i love slasher movies and chick flx.
i pay 14$ for a hair cut and if it takes 2 min to do my hair somethings wrong.
Flow-B... Never :scared1:

But i still love ya HOB
 
after reading that I am gay:banana: i want my gay card back with extra points.
I love ballet
i cry at the opera and hallmark commercials.
i love slasher movies and chick flx.
i pay 14$ for a hair cut and if it takes 2 min to do my hair somethings wrong.
Flow-B... Never :scared1:

But i still love ya HOB

Well, we have two things in common. Make that three if you wanna throw in the gay thing... no, four, forgot about Disney!
 
OK we got slasher movies, the gay thing, disney... what could be the 4th...
Rick do you cry at hallmark commercials? :rotfl:
 
:rotfl: Come on rick you know you do. :rotfl:
and here I was thinking 14 was way to much. (ok -1 point)
 














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