OT-Need name suggestions for Customer Service Department

[Disney1976]

Okay, this isn't Disney related, nor is it really family related, but this is an active board, full of creative people, so I thought this would be a good place to put this thread.

Anyway -my GF works for a an apparel company that does custom embroidery. As part of a "spirit" exercise, each department must come up with a clever name for themselves, after which the company will print up shirts for the employees in each department. Most clever department I think wins a prize. They're completely stumped coming up with a name for their department, which is customer service. So she asked me, since I'm a pretty funny guy and usually can come up with clever sayings and such. But I admit this one has me stuck. And, they already voted down her suggestion of "Sew Gabba Gabba."

So, Disers, what funny/clever/witty name would you give to a customer service department for an apparel/shirt company? Ideally, it should have something to do with apparel/embroidery/sewing/customer service.

They have until Tuesday to come up with something.

Thanks for any help!

 

[Perditamarie]

How 'bout:

* Customer Sewvice

 

[tinkerfan1]

Thread Mending Department (not near as catchy as the one before)

 

[shellyfive]

How about

Satisfaction Action

Mending and Repairs

but my PERSONAL FAVORITE is Stitches Bitc#es
(but you can't put THAT on a business shirt can you......)