Whew, skimming through all of that angst gave me a headache!
All manner of forum-crusading aside, I won't competely hate this ride until I've ridden it...
However, I do have some issues with the way the 'Gran Fiesta Tour starring The Three Caballeros' seems to be shaping up.
- Why the character gimmick??
I really want to hear their intelligent reasoning behind this...I mean, you've just loaded us up with all the Pixar we can handle (I love Pixar, but it's becoming more than I can take...If I see another half-baked Pixar ride, I'm going to gag.) and now you take away an older ride to replace it with a poorly contrived story about Donald getting lost in Mexico? Walt pushed creativity to it's limits, and the best we can get now is a plotline a two year old could make? Maybe it will be a nice ride...but a weak foundation is not a good start...
-Yo hablo--what?
We're taking an educational narrative on Mexico from a trio containing only one Mexican? Maybe it's just me, but that seems to make as much sense as Godzilla teaching us about China... Asian=/ all the same country... Hispanic=/ Mexican. My father is Cuban, try telling him he's Mexican and see what happens.
I love El Rio De Tiempo...My brother and I put up our feet, enjoy the atmosphere, and have a great laugh at the cheesy puppets...I'm sure I'll still enjoy the 'Gran Fiesta Tour starring The Three Caballeros', (whew that's a mouthful) but I doubt that I'll be experiencing anything more spectacular than it's predecessor.