Open Mike Night - Everyone is Welcome

[UtahMama]

You guys, it sounds like instead of peeps or meeps we should be the weeps because we're weeping that we were not the coolest, popular kids in school. I'm still trying to figure out what words go with the letters to spell weeps. Were ? Ever Popular. I need another E word.

Nice try, Meep! I actually wouldn't have the teenage "me" trade places with a popular girl. Looking back, I had alot of great friends of all ranks of the social pecking order. I was not in any way an outcast or wallflower. I was just me, still am. I DO get really sad to see others feeling left out or not included because they are not in a special group. A stranger is just a friend you haven't met yet. I think so, anyway.

OH great. I'm all friggin' sentimental again.

 

[jw50]

OH great. I'm all friggin' sentimental again.

(shouldn't you be packing?)

 

[Kay7979]

A stranger is just a friend you haven't met yet. I think so, anyway.

If I may quote Lil' G on this one:

That is so and and !!

Very true and profound, UMA.

 

[TwinkieMama]

OH great. I'm all friggin' sentimental again.

Better do something about that. That is no way to start a long car trip with small children.

 

[UtahMama]

(shouldn't you be packing?)

Yes, that would be ideal. As soon as Norah goes down for her nap. Maybe I'll put some effort towards packing. I just dont want to forget game boy chargers or little details. Are you trying to get rid of me so soon? I only have a few precious moments of DIS time left.

Better do something about that. That is no way to start a long car trip with small children.

YES! I'm all ready for PNDQ the road trip game. So a Pretty Neat Dairy Queen is not worth anything?

If I may quote Lil' G on this one:

That is so and and !!

Very true and profound, UMA.

Thanks, it's quote from someone wise and famous. I plagerized with no source. So I'll make it sound like I thunk of it!

Isn't Lil G a smartie pants? If you "listen" to him, he's full of wisdom and kindness. Dont blush lil G!!!!!

 

[Lil' Grumpy]

i am all dex-combolated, cos all i can see is utahm. being in
the french club...not , yeah right!

i bet you look so darling in those traditional skorts..
c'mom, admitt it! you had many boys fighting just to
carry your books?



hey!, me and w.t. like a demonstration- on how to do french
kissing..properly...



yep, iam with you w.t., if they can't get the label right,
then the indigridents are going to be off.....what goes into
the determine how sweet it is...psst icing can only
cover so much.



* and you gals thought us knew nothing about home
cooking...we had mothers who us..every day!

 

[UtahMama]

i am all dex-combolated, cos all i can see is utahm. being in
the french club...not , yeah right!

i bet you look so darling in those traditional skorts..
c'mom, admitt it! you had many boys fighting just to
carry your books?

I WISH!

hey!, me and w.t. like a demonstration- on how to do french
kissing..properly...

Put your ear up to the speaker......."LIL G!!!!!!! EEEEEEEK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

 

[WheatThins]

I'm not in a clique. I'm in a click. And I ain't lettin you guys join me in my click either. Well maybe you Lil G. You do seem to have my back alot. Ok, a click with Lil G and Wheat Thins. Now, Windy, about that demonstration. Start with Lil G. I'm shy around girls.

Wheat Thins

 

[WheatThins]

Here is Lil G right now.

 

[Lil' Grumpy]

me thinks someone is trying to squeeze the stuffing out of lil'
old me.... ..well, back in the days of sat. night fever,
of course i try to position myself between the jerks..in front of
the ladies....no reason to look good !

wisdom,,you're so ..obvious i only reminding the things you
all already know..yep, that's me , a regular jimmy cricket......
now if i could learn to chrip? crip! quickie, mate!

i do think it funny how some have the high opinion of themselves
[on other postings]....of being clever? they body gasses!
while the rest of us are heading for cover, right, w.t.

* the tigger situation was so self evident...as soon he talked
about being choked..anyone would reract to stop it! i think the
father should pay disney by being on clean up duties..."the
disney characters " are important to children, just because they
make them feel good and special...that's enough for adults to respect
and support this wonderful art form!

 

[WheatThins]

me thinks someone is trying to squeeze the stuffing out of lil'
old me.... ..well, back in the days of sat. night fever,
of course i try to position myself between the jerks..in front of
the ladies....no reason to look good !

wisdom,,you're so ..obvious i only reminding the things you
all already know..yep, that's me , a regular jimmy cricket......
now if i could learn to chrip? crip! quickie, mate!

i do think it funny how some have the high opinion of themselves
[on other postings]....of being clever? they body gasses!
while the rest of us are heading for cover, right, w.t.

* the tigger situation was so self evident...as soon he talked
about being choked..anyone would reract to stop it! i think the
father should pay disney by being on clean up duties..."the
disney characters " are important to children, just because they
make them feel good and special...that's enough for adults to respect
and support this wonderful art form!

You are sooo right Lil G.

Wheat Thins

 

[UtahMama]

Wait, Tigger finally gave his side? Where did you read this?

I just know by the kid's face, he did something naughty. I'm an expert on naughty boy faceology.

 

[WheatThins]

yep, iam with you w.t., if they can't get the label right,
then the indigridents are going to be off.....what goes into
the determine how sweet it is...psst icing can only
cover so much. :

This one cracks me up soooo much Lil G. Really, you are GOOG reading. Thanks for making me laugh.

Wheat Thins

 

[WheatThins]

Wait, Tigger finally gave his side? Where did you read this?

I just know by the kid's face, he did something naughty. I'm an expert on naughty boy faceology.

Don't look at me then.

Wheat Thins

 

[Lil' Grumpy]

...so sorry for all the thumping noises

did i ever mentioned, over the years, my lil'miss cutie pie
has learnt to whallop? ,now you know how come
her middle name is lil'miss "thumper", cutie pie...i try to tamed
her by saying things like , it when your all , it
brings out the color of your eyes...while maintaining 3' feet
personal ..paces.

 

[WheatThins]

...so sorry for all the thumping noises

did i ever mentioned, over the years, my lil'miss cutie pie
has learnt to whallop? ,now you know how come
her middle name is lil'miss "thumper", cutie pie...i try to tamed
her by saying things like , it when your all , it
brings out the color of your eyes...while maintaining 3' feet
personal ..paces.

I never knew that her name was Lil Miss Thumper Cutie Pie. Hmm. The things ya never knew ya never knew.

Wheat Thins

 

[Lil' Grumpy]

don't you just hate being a slave to impusive behaviors?



gee thanks, utahm. girl! now my lil miss asking how earprints
got stuck on on our screen. , i guess its better
than the old triple dog dare & on the flag pole?

ok, w.t.? what do i tell the lil'miss?....maybe i had a itch? or
maybe the dog did it? or maybe distract her with some
chocolates? [got some advise for me ]

here's some things i really like to chew on...dipping animal
crackers into peanut butter...crackers and milk...peanut
butter & celery ....oh, boy! what's for lunch?

* maybe tell her i was trying to see if i could hear the ocean?
[well, we 're going on a cruise..maybe!]

hey utahm girl? don't forget to pack your ears!!! you lucky doggies!

psst , the lil miss is..dissstracted, you did alot! iam
impressed!..betcha..w.t. will be keeping an eye out for you!

 

[WheatThins]

Hmmm. A very complex dilemma my friend Lil G. In my learned opinion, I would tell her the truth. Tell her you thought you heard a ticking noise in the computer screen and thought it may have been a bomb. Luckily for her it wasn't but just another example of how you are keeping the homestead safe for you and yours.

Wheat Thins

 

[Lil' Grumpy]

* on our last cruise..there was a guy who had too much to drink
& was taunting the actor, peter pan. of course, anyone knows
what happpen when ever confronting a drunk..they used it to
act out. i could tell it was bothering him...so what i did was to
bugged my daughter to write a lil' thank you note...he loved it!

i do think disneyworld is just that..a culture experience geared
toward, the old dick and jane readers...guests have a rsponsibility
to "leave it be" for the children sakes. is so hard not to show
the feelings- you had growing up? bsides it alot of fun to join
in! ...i guess iam showing my age...

nabby girl, you know this better than anyone else...cos you
read my trippie...going under the arch is what we do! trusty...
from lady and tramp..yep, we sorta hang out.



w.t., i knew i could count on you..i took to
about your earlier comments of taking good care of her! i bet
your lil miss saw you as he diamond among he lumps of coals..
and pounce all over you! , what a dear!

 

[WheatThins]

I think she saw me more as a lump of coal she could turn into a diamond. She's still buffing. Frantically.

Wheat Thins