Open Mike Night - Everyone is Welcome

[Lil' Grumpy]

jeez of peepin...i get everything mixed up, starting with wt..who
still could be my lil'miss in disguises

oh my, i say that a great idea...pumba is really smart!


sure does....counts for everything..cos that's the way i think too!

yep, missing our cute lil'twinkle..{ noticed i would never refer to her
being cute if she was around...THOUGH SHE IS!...i afraid of being
"pounded" into one her cakes...

hey, wt..really that was one excellent story...you should send it
in to -reader digess ..or "woman day".

wt..are you a judge?..is that's theme song..let get physical?..last
name john? next up: a lil'earth,wind and ..skorts?

have you seen what your input done to me wt? getting all confuse,
where i can't tell up to down...

angel, cute response...

 

[WheatThins]

jeez of peepin...i get everything mixed up, starting with wt..who
still could be my lil'miss in disguises

oh my, i say that a great idea...pumba is really smart!


sure does....counts for everything..cos that's the way i think too!

yep, missing our cute lil'twinkle..{ noticed i would never refer to her
being cute if she was around...THOUGH SHE IS!...i afraid of being
"pounded" into one her cakes...

hey, wt..really that was one excellent story...you should send it
in to -reader digess ..or "woman day".

wt..are you a judge?..is that's theme song..let get physical?..last
name john? next up: a lil'earth,wind and ..skorts?

have you seen what your input done to me wt? getting all confuse,
where i can't tell up to down...

angel, cute response...

Woman day? Still could be your lilmiss? Ha. You are killin me. No, I'm not your wife. In disguise, drag or otherwise. No offense Mrs. Lil G. But, I'm not a chick. Ha. You know it, I know it and the American people know it. (In my best Bob Dole voice) Though, if I keep watchin shows like Gay, Straight or Taken and listening to Doris Day people may get confused.

 

[Toot Sweet]

Hi friends.

Wendy, yes....THE women's conference!! IN SLC!! I'm going with my mom.

Hi Pumba!! Are you, my friend?

Hi Kay! I never did ask if you had any children.

Wheaties, that's right, I am Remind me why again though? I forget.

HI Li'l Grumpy!

Cheryl! Got me some cherry kisses finally! Woo hooo!

I haven't seen Marita lately. Hi Marita!!

Hi Open Mic-ers!!

 

[WheatThins]

Hi friends.

Wheaties, that's right, I am Remind me why again though? I forget. Maybe it is that great big ball of hate growing in the pit of my stomach that needs to be surgically removed.

I think you already reminded yourself.

Wheat Thins

 

[Toot Sweet]

I think you already reminded yourself.

Wheat Thins

You make me laugh, Wheatie. When you chill.

 

[UtahMama]

Woman day? Still could be your lilmiss? Ha. You are killin me. No, I'm not your wife. In disguise, drag or otherwise. No offense Mrs. Lil G. But, I'm not a chick. Ha. You know it, I know it and the American people know it. (In my best Bob Dole voice) Though, if I keep watchin shows like Gay, Straight or Taken and listening to Doris Day people may get confused.

Are you SURE you're not lil'G's lilmisscutiepie
If indeed you were NOT a dude my whole world just crashed!~ Ok, not really.

I always (all three times I've watched it) gotten the gay dude wrong. So I dont have strong gaydar?


TOOT! I am PM'ing you....You're comming to my hood? I cant even believe it! We can have a pillow fight or lime jello wrestle!!!!!!

 

[Kay7979]

Hi friends.

Hi Kay! I never did ask if you had any children.
Hi Open Mic-ers!!

No, I have none of my own, but three step-children (teenager's) who live with DH's ex-wife.

 

[WheatThins]

You're comming to my hood? I cant even believe it! We can have a pillow fight or lime jello wrestle!!!!!!

Wheat Thins

 

[Yzma and Kronk]

Wheat - only one thing comes to mind after reading your cake story.

Sorry, You can't have your cake and eat it too!



Hey everyone!

 

[Lil' Grumpy]

...so sorry, wt..for the confusion. it's so ironic, my wife buys wt by
the boxes!...& while she is an , she happens to inherited her
mother's sneaky trait. mil ain't to bad...of a cook..., but over the years


yes, my coping skills were testing early on!

 

[Lil' Grumpy]

pssstolle...........might one draw the conculsion how i became a/one
lil'grumpy, per saying... . and i would have 2 agree.

 

[brandt79]

Last edited by UtahMama : Today at 02:18 PM. Reason: WT- you are the heart and soul of this thread. Beloved by all.

As my little sister used to say - "Gag me with a spoon"

j/k WT, we all love you

Wendy - how's that inversion in your neck of the woods? I was reading the Trib online yesterday and it sounds nasty.

 

[pumba]

yes yes yes........Mr. Wheat Thins can have his cake and eat it too......you see if he orders one of those fancy cakes from that lady and has it for valentine day for the whole family.......he gets a big kiss from DW and kiddos and they will love him for it and then he gets to partake of the hidden treasure.......CAKE...as long as the next day the cleaning ladies do not come.......

 

[UtahMama]

As my little sister used to say - "Gag me with a spoon"

j/k WT, we all love you

Wendy - how's that inversion in your neck of the woods? I was reading the Trib online yesterday and it sounds nasty.

I look up and it's literally chocolate milk colored. But when we went to Park City (Sundance Film Festival last week) up in the mountains, at a certain altitude, all of a sudden, it's BRIGHT BLUE. It's the weirdest thing. We like to catch the second it goes from brown to blue. It isn't very gradual.

You read the Trib? I read the Trib. It's a Small World AfterAll....

 

[brandt79]

I look up and it's literally chocolate milk colored. But when we went to Park City (Sundance Film Festival last week) up in the mountains, at a certain altitude, all of a sudden, it's BRIGHT BLUE. It's the weirdest thing. We like to catch the second it goes from brown to blue. It isn't very gradual.

You read the Trib? I read the Trib. It's a Small World AfterAll....

I promise I'm not stalking you My DH is originally from SLC and has lots of friends there, and I've visited with him several times, so I like to read the Trib to see what's going on. And I'm so jealous you went to Sundance!

 

[Backstage_Gal]

With all this talk of cake, it really is too bad Twinkie isn't here today. I miss her. I'm quite sure she would rather be home, where it is about 20 degrees today than where she is now. I feel sooo bad for her.

Wheat Thins

Nope, not windy today, not bad at all actually. 60 and with my sweater and coat I didnt even freeze today. Sunny and blue skies.

 

[Backstage_Gal]

I haven't seen Marita lately. Hi Marita!!
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Hi Bonnie, drop by more often, girl! (insert wave smiley here, I can't find it!!!!)

 

[Backstage_Gal]

I'm talking to Twinkie right now....Ok, I'm texting her. I'm sure she'll say Hi so I'll take the liberty of telling everyone Hi for her!

"HI"

So Uma, what is the Twinkie update?????????????
Do we have to bribe you?

 

[Backstage_Gal]

Good morning everyone!

In other news. I am down another 3 lbs and 2 1/2 inches for week number 2. A total of 8lbs 5 inches. Woohoo. I need some cake and coke!

YAY, DRE!!!!!!!!!! CONGRATS!!!!!!!!!!

and so nice to see you around again. Now where is Lacto guy? Still lounging around?

 

[UtahMama]

So Uma, what is the Twinkie update?????????????
Do we have to bribe you?

Ok, I'll update you but in return I'll need a promise of a diet Pepsi if we ever meet for reals...

She called me back while walking on Main Street. Said the weather is just fine. They had gone to Kona for Dinner where she had Terryaki Steak with pineapple and broccoli (for me) (because broccoli is my favorite). She said this morning at Magic Kingdom, every ride was walk on! So they got to ride Splash Mtn. YaY!!! I love when my kids are finally big enough to ride!!!! Anyways, I told her we all miss her and hope she's having fun!


So, act surprised when you read her TR!!!!!