ElizK
<font color="9E2387">I'm a whosoever!<br><font col
- Joined
- Apr 30, 2004
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>A husband was in big trouble when he forgot his wedding anniversary.
>
>His wife told him "Tomorrow there better be something in the driveway for me
>that goes zero to 200 in 2 seconds flat".
>
>The next morning the wife found a small package in the driveway. She opened
>it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
>
>Funeral arrangements for the husband have been set for Saturday.
>
>
>His wife told him "Tomorrow there better be something in the driveway for me
>that goes zero to 200 in 2 seconds flat".
>
>The next morning the wife found a small package in the driveway. She opened
>it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
>
>Funeral arrangements for the husband have been set for Saturday.
>
