Attention guests of the Magic Kingdom: The Loud Family has arrived. These people are not shy, and they talk non-stop to anyone and everyone! They travel in a pack of 5. The youngest, code name Mr. Clean, will summarize the surrounding sanitary conditions, and tell you what you ought to be doing
.just waiting for a reason to argue with his rival pack member, the one in pink, AKA Felony, is critiquing the cuteness of your shoes, the other kid, Deep Space 9 is loudly giving a play by play of his gameboy conquests, the big kid is loudly rambling about something and is ready to jump in the settle an argument regarding monorail vs. unirail, and the pack leader is constantly counting to 3 as a form of discipline. These people are dripping with sarcasm, and will make witty comments that you may not understand right away, but you will find yourself laughing uncontrollably later in the day.
Boy, that was a weird announcement. We had best be on the look out for those people as I certainly dont want to be involved with any sort of humor! Besides, we are on a mission. We have exactly 13 hours to see and do everything here because who knows when or if we will ever return. Arm yourself troops, we have to fight off Walts triple S threat: SUN, SWEAT, and SOUVENIERS. Sunblock: check, water: check, $150 worth of pre-purchased souvenirs from the
Disney Store: check. Now, lets hurry to get in line for the two-finger stretch. Ok, now lets all jockey for position at the big doors. While standing here, a little girl announces that she wants to go in, NOW! P9 seems to have a way with little ones. He can make comments in way that doesnt sound rude. He says to this little girl: Dont you think all of us are ready to go in? Her mother laughs, and the little girl just stands there like OMG, someone had finally stood up to me?!?
WOO WOO,,,chukka chukka
.What? Here comes the train! Now the great herd is shuffling away from the doors to see the train. Wow, now heres some magic! Felony is sooo excited! Alice looks right at her and throws some pixie dust. Felonys little hand goes up in the air to grab it and she throws some back. I didnt know my heart was going to melt today
.it is not on my agenda! The time is now 9:00AM, do you know where your kids are? Mine are being drug to the Haunted Mansion. Why the HM? Because it doesnt have a fast pass. I was a little hesitant that Mr. Clean and Felony would be frightened, but we joked about the funny ghosts we would see, and all was grand! Next, we walked right onto IASM (one of Mr. Cleans favorites because he gets to ride in a boat), then Peter Pans Flight. I turn my nose up at Pooh to protest the demise of Mr. Toad
.plus the line was too long. It was approaching 10:00, and Ariel was a top priority, so we head to the grotto. This was the first test of our battle against the sweat
sweat won. P9 said that his breakfast was long gone, and he cant make it til lunch. I spent three weeks obsessively compulsively researching the best Disney budget tips, and we lasted an hour and a half. Oh, the guilt and shame of betraying the budget board! I found myself buying a muffin, a couple of bananas, and something else. It was a pretty kick-butt muffin! We exit the grotto, and what do we do next? I dont remember. All this stuff is in my head, and it was 5 months ago. Ill go think, or make up what we did next
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