Old sayings

[MandMLUVMMandDVC]

Funnier than a screendoor on a submarine

 

[Colston69]

Not all correct Colston. You never pay for campsites when mom and dad come to the fort and I've yet to hear you paying for any rooms at the Poly.

As a matter of fact I'm paying for a trip this summer. Haven't decided where to stay yet, but I'll enjoy it no matter whose paying.

 

[stacktester]

As a matter of fact I'm paying for a trip this summer. Haven't decided where to stay yet, but I'll enjoy it no matter whose paying.

Oh, well aren't we just snarky today.

 

[RvUsa]

Don't bring a knife to a gun fight!

These are for all the politicians:

Wouldn't know his *** from a hole in the ground!

Dumber than a box of rocks!

He's definitely not a rocket scientist.

He's a day late and a dollar short.

 

[auntie]

Don't pee on the street and tell me it's raining.

I thought it was:
"Don't pee on my leg and tell me it's raining" (kind of gross)

Title of book by one of favorites Judge Judy!

 

[auntie]

my dad always said "never spitt pee or fart into the wind".

Did he also say.."Don't tug on Superman's cape..Don't pull the mask off the ol' Lone Ranger, and Don't mess around with Jim"?


I know..showing my age there.

 

[AuburnJen92]

I thought it was:
"Don't pee on my leg and tell me it's raining" (kind of gross)

Title of book by one of favorites Judge Judy!

It depends on which part of the country you are in...my father told me the street, Judy says your leg, either way....

IT AIN'T RAININ'

 

[auntie]

Ahh..a regional difference.
Southerners being much more polite.

Yeah, I can see that. A New Yorker telling you it's raining when they peed on your leg.
RIGHT BEFORE YOU BEAT THE HELL OUT OF THEM! Judy..lives in Manhattan. My son's precinct. He can't stand her ..lol!

 

[Born 2 Fish]

That'll go over like a pregnant pole vaulter.

Slicker than snot on a doorknob.

It's hotter than two hampsters farting in a wool sock.

As much sense as god gave a goose.

More fun than a tornado in a trailer park.

You can't get blood from a turnip.

 

[MandMLUVMMandDVC]

That'll go over like a fart in church

 

[stacktester]

More nervous than a cat in a room full of rockin chairs.

 

[Colston69]

A bird in your hand is worth 2 in the busch.

 

[homebrew2]

"When you're up to your butt in alligators.....it's hard to remember
that the original objective was to drain the swamp."

 

[des1954]

"Finer than frog's hair."

"Scarcer than hen's teeth."

I don't know who Colston69 is, but I don't believe it's our PITA Colston cause, our PITA Colston at the very least, knew how to spell. And, out PITA Colston would never admit to paying for anything. He lets his folks and in-law's do that. Oh, wait!! Those aren't old expressions. Pardon me.

 

[stacktester]

our[/B] PITA Colston cause, our PITA Colston at the very least, knew how to spell. And, out PITA Colston would never admit to paying for anything. He lets his folks and in-law's do that. Oh, wait!! Those aren't old expressions. Pardon me.

Kinda like the Geico commercial where he wants to play Geico fun facts and finds out they're financially sound facts. We were almost dooped Debbie. Silly girl, everybody knows Colston doesn't pay for Disney.

 

[Born 2 Fish]

AMERICAN BY BIRTH-FISHERMAN BY CHOICE

A MAN AND HIS BOAT NEED NOT TO BE JUSTIFIED

Speak softly, carry a big stick.


Swallowed it hook line and sinker.

A man of few words.

Good things come in small packages.

 

[Colston69]

Kinda like the Geico commercial where he wants to play Geico fun facts and finds out they're financially sound facts. We were almost dooped Debbie. Silly girl, everybody knows Colston doesn't pay for Disney.

I said I was paying for the trip, not Disney. The whole family is there, so the family will pay for it. That's one thing I never have to worry about.

 

[homebrew2]

"I fell for her like a blind roofer."

"Colder'n a well diggers.........belt buckle"

 

[auntie]

Kinda like the Geico commercial where he wants to play Geico fun facts and finds out they're financially sound facts. We were almost dooped Debbie. Silly girl, everybody knows Colston doesn't pay for Disney.

Oh.. just wanted to add another Geico fun fact (not) should be..they make the repair shops use after market parts on your NEW car should you get in an accident. Even if you ask for new.
It's in their policies.

 

[bigdisneydaddy]

Oh.. just wanted to add another Geico fun fact (not) should be..they make the repair shops use after market parts on your NEW car should you get in an accident. Even if you ask for new.
It's in their policies.

and there is a big difference in fit and quality on GM vehicles. I had some damage to my 1/2 ton silverado last year after hitting a deer. The headlight and grille were both inferior to the stock units, the fog light and bumper cover were of similar quality. IMHO its hit of miss on quality and I am pretty picky about my vehicles so I notice stuff that some people wouldnt.