WebmasterPete
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- Jun 1, 1997
Okay, it's time for some clarification -
First, we were not speaking of the great state of Oklahoma - we would never disparage such a fine representation of all that is good and right with America.
No, we were speaking of OKLAHOMER - a state that exists in the mind of Bob Varley. It is inhabited by strange little mustached men in carts who have an aversion to the letter 'R'. Oklahomers primary exports are plastic black boots and Febreze (which is necessary to spray the boots after excessive wear in 98 degree heat). The state flower is the turd blossom (the strange little mustached men don their uni-boots and frollick about Oklahomers vast fields driving their carts and picking the flowers out of the dung heaps). These flowers are then sold to the states only market - 'Dianers Feed and Mercantile' - this is where Oklahomers residents can purchase their daily staples - like milk, bread, black boot polish, and of course, 'Breathe Right' strips (Oklahomers snore REALLY REALLY loud - and often cause Disney Cruise Line guests on either side of them to complain about the animal sounds coming from the next cabin). While there is much more we could tell you about Oklahomer, I trust that this will adequately correct any misconception or confusion of hate speech against the great state of Oklahoma.
Pete
First, we were not speaking of the great state of Oklahoma - we would never disparage such a fine representation of all that is good and right with America.
No, we were speaking of OKLAHOMER - a state that exists in the mind of Bob Varley. It is inhabited by strange little mustached men in carts who have an aversion to the letter 'R'. Oklahomers primary exports are plastic black boots and Febreze (which is necessary to spray the boots after excessive wear in 98 degree heat). The state flower is the turd blossom (the strange little mustached men don their uni-boots and frollick about Oklahomers vast fields driving their carts and picking the flowers out of the dung heaps). These flowers are then sold to the states only market - 'Dianers Feed and Mercantile' - this is where Oklahomers residents can purchase their daily staples - like milk, bread, black boot polish, and of course, 'Breathe Right' strips (Oklahomers snore REALLY REALLY loud - and often cause Disney Cruise Line guests on either side of them to complain about the animal sounds coming from the next cabin). While there is much more we could tell you about Oklahomer, I trust that this will adequately correct any misconception or confusion of hate speech against the great state of Oklahoma.
Pete
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