Raulandpinboy
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And like she said I wonder if Ed will post about this. 
Does a bear you know what in the woods, be real girl this stuff is gold.
You see the crew that is me, Donna, June, Bob, Dana, Justin, Brittany, Michael (Mr. Dana) Michael (Brer Rabbit) Corey, Michelle, Manny, and Dylan. Had our farewell breakfast at Trails end in Fort Wilderness, alas Manny, Michelle and Dylan had to leave us as they took the boat to the Contemporary.
The rest of us proceeded to the bus stop to take the bus to the parking lot to reclaim our vehicles so we could go to Epcot to play with the worlds. After a 20 minute wait the only bus that came our way was a bus bound for Animal Kingdom not anywhere close to the parking lot. The bus just kinda hung there as nobody got on. So Dana decided to use her I'm a hottie powers for good and try to convince the driver to take us to the parking lot in front of Fort Wilderness, she even took Brittany and instructed her to look sad and weakened to try to sway the driver to do her every bidding.
They all just sat back and laughed because they knew that convincing a Disney driver to break his route and go somewhere else is like convincing a pilot to land in Hawaii even though its an Atlanta bound flight just because the weather is nicer in Hawaii. I knew better for I have seen Dana use her powers to do things like open additional registers, get the fireworks display extended an extra 5 minutes, and get the tattoo lady to do a non Disney tattoo. Plus she had Brittany or as we know her now little Dana in training to assist the master. Well I smiled as she turn to us, and gave us all clear to board the bus wave. The rest just stopped laughing and I heard a few OMG's and a no way from the non-believers, but yes folks Dana convinced the driver to drop us off at the parking lot.
The plan was going smoothly that is until Well you see the bus had to go through Fort Wilderness and every time we zoomed past the bus stops the looks we got from the folks was somewhat funny, but it was at the moment that we left Fort Wilderness and headed towards the Ticket and transportation center that we knew we had a problem.
You see Dana kinda forgot to mention which parking lot we were after, not Ticket and Transportation, but Fort Wilderness's parking lot, you know the one that smells like horse poopy all the time. We then informed Ms Dana that we were going in the wrong direction, you see she was playing hostess and serving drinks and complimentary Disney peanuts to Michael and Corey. There is no doubt why this woman is in the hospitality and travel business the travelers always come first. Since I was the first to notice that we had passed the parking lot, I looked to June and Bob who have stayed at Fort Wilderness and maybe they knew a secret way to reach the parking lot from the other side of Disney. So I turn to ask but found June and Bob looking are their car in amazement doing that finger point and stare movement as we went by the parking lot at 45 miles per hour, so I knew we had a problem.
We all then blurted out "hey Dana we just passed the parking lot" at that point Dana ran up to driver. We had just pulled in to ticket and transportation center when Dana went up to talk to him Now I don't know if the driver
A) Felt sorry for us and want to fix the error.
B) Was tired of having this rowdy bunch on his bus and wanted us out.
C) Was told something by Dana that only he knew and would take to the grave.
Or D) Speed was his favorite movie of all times somebody told him once he looked like Keno Reeves, and after all Dana kinda looks like Sandra Bullock, and this was going to be his only chance to reenact the airport scene doing circles and keeping the bus going at 55 miles per hours, but the last thing I heard Dana say was hang on everybody then I watched her become air born as she held on to that pole and did some maneuvers that would make the flying Walendas jealous as the bus made a u-turn.
Then the funniest thing of all was watching all the people waiting at Ticket and tranportation for this bus, stand up to get ready to board, just as we make a u-turn and go out the same way we came in The look on their faces was worth 20 low edition pins
Note to self, pin reference on thread now complete this will make the moderators happy
The best line of all was Justin looking at his mom and saying man they look mad. Yes they were, all 30 of them standing there with a confused look on their faces as we just wave from the back of the bus.
The circle was now complete Dana had in fact hijacked a Disney bus. A few minutes later we were back were we started we got our cars and headed to Epcot The bus was returned to service, and I heard a few word about a missing bus and a driver gone awol on my scanner but it was found and all was well again.
Me I was happy knowing that my bad boy image was now pale in comparison to Dana, AKA Disney Bus Jacker. I may be bad Dana but the most I ever did was borrow a golf cart
Disclaimer:
Ha ha Disney suits it was not the bus to Animal Kingdom, and we will never reveal the name of the driver, like war buddies develop a kinship in the war fields, we bonded this day, so you will never learn what Harry's name is. Dana did not serve drinks it was just water. Its Junes birthday so we did it all for her. Michael and Corey will never board another bus with us ever as they believe this stuff really happens I'm not making it up.
Does a bear you know what in the woods, be real girl this stuff is gold.You see the crew that is me, Donna, June, Bob, Dana, Justin, Brittany, Michael (Mr. Dana) Michael (Brer Rabbit) Corey, Michelle, Manny, and Dylan. Had our farewell breakfast at Trails end in Fort Wilderness, alas Manny, Michelle and Dylan had to leave us as they took the boat to the Contemporary.
The rest of us proceeded to the bus stop to take the bus to the parking lot to reclaim our vehicles so we could go to Epcot to play with the worlds. After a 20 minute wait the only bus that came our way was a bus bound for Animal Kingdom not anywhere close to the parking lot. The bus just kinda hung there as nobody got on. So Dana decided to use her I'm a hottie powers for good and try to convince the driver to take us to the parking lot in front of Fort Wilderness, she even took Brittany and instructed her to look sad and weakened to try to sway the driver to do her every bidding.
They all just sat back and laughed because they knew that convincing a Disney driver to break his route and go somewhere else is like convincing a pilot to land in Hawaii even though its an Atlanta bound flight just because the weather is nicer in Hawaii. I knew better for I have seen Dana use her powers to do things like open additional registers, get the fireworks display extended an extra 5 minutes, and get the tattoo lady to do a non Disney tattoo. Plus she had Brittany or as we know her now little Dana in training to assist the master. Well I smiled as she turn to us, and gave us all clear to board the bus wave. The rest just stopped laughing and I heard a few OMG's and a no way from the non-believers, but yes folks Dana convinced the driver to drop us off at the parking lot.
The plan was going smoothly that is until Well you see the bus had to go through Fort Wilderness and every time we zoomed past the bus stops the looks we got from the folks was somewhat funny, but it was at the moment that we left Fort Wilderness and headed towards the Ticket and transportation center that we knew we had a problem.
You see Dana kinda forgot to mention which parking lot we were after, not Ticket and Transportation, but Fort Wilderness's parking lot, you know the one that smells like horse poopy all the time. We then informed Ms Dana that we were going in the wrong direction, you see she was playing hostess and serving drinks and complimentary Disney peanuts to Michael and Corey. There is no doubt why this woman is in the hospitality and travel business the travelers always come first. Since I was the first to notice that we had passed the parking lot, I looked to June and Bob who have stayed at Fort Wilderness and maybe they knew a secret way to reach the parking lot from the other side of Disney. So I turn to ask but found June and Bob looking are their car in amazement doing that finger point and stare movement as we went by the parking lot at 45 miles per hour, so I knew we had a problem.
We all then blurted out "hey Dana we just passed the parking lot" at that point Dana ran up to driver. We had just pulled in to ticket and transportation center when Dana went up to talk to him Now I don't know if the driver
A) Felt sorry for us and want to fix the error.
B) Was tired of having this rowdy bunch on his bus and wanted us out.
C) Was told something by Dana that only he knew and would take to the grave.
Or D) Speed was his favorite movie of all times somebody told him once he looked like Keno Reeves, and after all Dana kinda looks like Sandra Bullock, and this was going to be his only chance to reenact the airport scene doing circles and keeping the bus going at 55 miles per hours, but the last thing I heard Dana say was hang on everybody then I watched her become air born as she held on to that pole and did some maneuvers that would make the flying Walendas jealous as the bus made a u-turn.
Then the funniest thing of all was watching all the people waiting at Ticket and tranportation for this bus, stand up to get ready to board, just as we make a u-turn and go out the same way we came in The look on their faces was worth 20 low edition pins
Note to self, pin reference on thread now complete this will make the moderators happy
The best line of all was Justin looking at his mom and saying man they look mad. Yes they were, all 30 of them standing there with a confused look on their faces as we just wave from the back of the bus.
The circle was now complete Dana had in fact hijacked a Disney bus. A few minutes later we were back were we started we got our cars and headed to Epcot The bus was returned to service, and I heard a few word about a missing bus and a driver gone awol on my scanner but it was found and all was well again.
Me I was happy knowing that my bad boy image was now pale in comparison to Dana, AKA Disney Bus Jacker. I may be bad Dana but the most I ever did was borrow a golf cart
Disclaimer:
Ha ha Disney suits it was not the bus to Animal Kingdom, and we will never reveal the name of the driver, like war buddies develop a kinship in the war fields, we bonded this day, so you will never learn what Harry's name is. Dana did not serve drinks it was just water. Its Junes birthday so we did it all for her. Michael and Corey will never board another bus with us ever as they believe this stuff really happens I'm not making it up.
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