Raulandpinboy
<font color=blue>Table-dancing auctioneer<br><font
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- Jul 15, 2001
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Okay to day starts my things I will never do again because Donna said so thats why.
Like any 12 step program I must look back and say Im sorry for the bad and evil things I did in my past, So Ill just do a day by day since I seem to get into trouble every day.
So for today this is my thing that I have to say Im sorry for today, and promise I will not do again (Yea right!!!)
When visiting Animal Kingdom I promise not to
1 wear a tan shirt and act like I work there then stand by the animal and make up names for the various animals and tell the kids what the animals are called. Since Disney got upset that kids where calling the anteater a chicken, and the Rhinos pregnant wombats. Oh and the parrots are not dead ex-parrots that have been nailed to the trees (with a special I'm sorry to Monty Python and the flying circus group)
2 I promise to be nice and give my fellow pin traders the correct answers to the scavenger hunt questionnaire, and not make up things like I did today. So Im sorry to those whom I told that in question 15 Daisy Duck is on a nature walk with Huey, Dewey, and Louie. What color is her backpack? The correct answer is tan not shes in a nudist camp and therefore is not wearing a backpack or anything else for that matter. Also on the Kilimanjaro Safari the names of the elephants that you must race against poachers to save are not Moe, Larry, and Curly.
3 I promise to Disney that I will not scan the book and post it on the Internet, but I do have the answers he he.
4 I promise to not tell the girls in the Mickey Jammin Safari parade that they hot and sexy when they are all sweaty like they that. Because as I learned today they will grab you and pull you into the parade and make you dance with them the entire route of the parade.
5 I promise not to look at people that are nearly half dead from the heat, and say hot enough for you, or hey welcome to Florida the other parks are ten times worse than this anymore.
6 I promise not to tell women that are dressed in white or black that the Kali River rapids is not a water ride, but a simulator that takes you on a river rafting tour in air conditioned comfort.
There that should do it for today, but I will give this advise to all my pin trading friends that are coming this July or in the summer to do the scavenger hunt, its a nice pin but please please if you are not used to the heat in Florida, do it first thing in the morning if you wait until afternoon you will die, and if we find the body we will strip it of pins and leave you there.
Beware the guide nazis which are those cast members that will go through every answer and make sure you are 100% right, there are trick questions, although they will not make you go back and get the right answer, they will ridicule you and make you cry in front of other pin traders.
If you get stuck call me Ill tell you right or wrong answer depending on what frame of mind Im in.
Like any 12 step program I must look back and say Im sorry for the bad and evil things I did in my past, So Ill just do a day by day since I seem to get into trouble every day.
So for today this is my thing that I have to say Im sorry for today, and promise I will not do again (Yea right!!!)
When visiting Animal Kingdom I promise not to
1 wear a tan shirt and act like I work there then stand by the animal and make up names for the various animals and tell the kids what the animals are called. Since Disney got upset that kids where calling the anteater a chicken, and the Rhinos pregnant wombats. Oh and the parrots are not dead ex-parrots that have been nailed to the trees (with a special I'm sorry to Monty Python and the flying circus group)
2 I promise to be nice and give my fellow pin traders the correct answers to the scavenger hunt questionnaire, and not make up things like I did today. So Im sorry to those whom I told that in question 15 Daisy Duck is on a nature walk with Huey, Dewey, and Louie. What color is her backpack? The correct answer is tan not shes in a nudist camp and therefore is not wearing a backpack or anything else for that matter. Also on the Kilimanjaro Safari the names of the elephants that you must race against poachers to save are not Moe, Larry, and Curly.
3 I promise to Disney that I will not scan the book and post it on the Internet, but I do have the answers he he.
4 I promise to not tell the girls in the Mickey Jammin Safari parade that they hot and sexy when they are all sweaty like they that. Because as I learned today they will grab you and pull you into the parade and make you dance with them the entire route of the parade.
5 I promise not to look at people that are nearly half dead from the heat, and say hot enough for you, or hey welcome to Florida the other parks are ten times worse than this anymore.
6 I promise not to tell women that are dressed in white or black that the Kali River rapids is not a water ride, but a simulator that takes you on a river rafting tour in air conditioned comfort.
There that should do it for today, but I will give this advise to all my pin trading friends that are coming this July or in the summer to do the scavenger hunt, its a nice pin but please please if you are not used to the heat in Florida, do it first thing in the morning if you wait until afternoon you will die, and if we find the body we will strip it of pins and leave you there.
Beware the guide nazis which are those cast members that will go through every answer and make sure you are 100% right, there are trick questions, although they will not make you go back and get the right answer, they will ridicule you and make you cry in front of other pin traders.
If you get stuck call me Ill tell you right or wrong answer depending on what frame of mind Im in.
