Raulandpinboy
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You should read last years story or this years may seem weird.
last year at this time I wrote
The moral of this story I'll deal with sharks any day of the week before I'll tangle with soap fans again. Or Silly trader, soaps are for chicks.
Well here I am a year older but considering where I was last weekend not a whole heck of a lot wiser, or am I? Lets see lets take score I was at MGM surrounded by over 10 thousand screaming women and 1 biker Susan Lucci fan. Where were you?
Thats right its year two, lets do it again with reinforcements this time First step con errr I mean convince some friends to go along for the ride. Enter Bob and June.
We get to the gate first thing in the morning and meet up with 10 thousand women but at this point there are all in some sort of numbing trance not yet awake awaiting the final command no not the doors are open, but the more awaiting for the Erica is here word Erica Erica Erica errrrr sorry lost in the memories of last year. To bad these are not pin people in this state it would be so easy to take their pins, the most we could accomplish was to pants a few of the women before security told us to stop oh Im kidding security never told us to stop.
We got the word, Erica was here and the gates were open. Have you ever seen 10 thousand women scream in unison Erica we love you and run. Well it scared me let me tell you, I turned to Donna for comfort but she was the loudest of the bunch Who knew? I thought she watched Port Charles? Uhm so Is Erica on Port Charles?
Well we went in but I needed my buddy for support so I called Bob on his new Nextel bamblween 50000 with optional satellite tracking nuclear waterproofing yes even in a Disney lake phone. Bob informed me he was 15 minutes away. Hey Ill go in what could happen to me in 15 minutes by myself with 10 thousand screaming women.
I went in and was happy to hear Duran Duran music playing everywhere oh yea old school, but then the weirdness began, yes the women were gone and all I saw was several hundred men holding Im a soap opera fan Fan you know a hand fan it was spooky. Donna was gone I was alone and where was Bob. So I Nextel again since its been over 20 minutes, I got the signal back, but no reply which means the phone was working but were was Bob this went on for about 10 minutes So I assume the worst Bob is dead wrecked his car and the phone is laying on the road somewhere Great how am I going to find it The phone that is. Oh give it a rest people its a $350.00 phone.
Its okay a few minutes later Bob and June showed up phone less that is; you see it seems Bob left his phone in the car. What a relief now I dont have to go hunting all over the highways looking for the phone. We started with lunch at the Prime Time café. For those of you that have never eaten there is a mom and pops place no elbows on the table, and you have to eat your veggies or else. We started by leaving our usual names at the door, I go by Victor Allehandro Hopodopolus the third, Bob goes by Dr Montoja Caldaron Smith. Hey it gets us noticed. We all sat down and right away I was introduced to mom who told me to set the table, and I did by throwing the silverware in a heap on the middle of the table well that only summoned mom back, and she called pop which gave me the eye ooooooooo. A few moment later mom was talking to me when the worst happened my cell phone went off and mom gave me the look Well I snapped and did the worst I yelled a mom and told her I was going to answer my phone with my elbows on the table. She cried and called for dad who instructed me to stand with my nose on the wall while being humiliated by the staff, well I tried in vane to summon help telling the people to rise up against the tyrant dictatorship of mom and pop, I screamed for my comrades workers to drop their tools and turn off their machines and rise up against these communists, I screamed Attica Attica as I was dragged away and forced at napkin point to the wall, my screams went unanswered and I just gave up as was force to hold my nose to the wall and do the Im a little tea pot song Sigh my friends to busy busting a gut to help just left me there to die. But then they called in the top guns a rather cute security guard who took me away and well it was interesting. Uhm so anyway I can get my handcuffs back there girlfriend, I mean I know Disney is cutting back, but really having to supply my own arresting material.
After lunch we went in search of soap stars but before we did that lets go look at some pins you know soap weekend pins. Then it happened just as before I dont know how it happened maybe it was the heat, maybe it was the 19 year old girl yelling at me to drop it but there in my hand it was. Yes I held Ericas top made from the same material as her skirt that I purchased last year. I dont know what happen but just like last year I found myself holding the golden icon and there before me and the counter were only a few hundred screaming fans wanting my prize. Piece of cake all it took was some gum, a few pins, and a few good men Plan A we gather, we turn, we chew, we turn and I give the command gentlemen release gas a few seconds later the path is clear I get my top and the commissary needs a new coat of paint. (Good Gum)
After that it was off to see the soap stars, we went to see who was where, but I was mostly amazed by the miles and miles of lines of people standing in line to see and meet these soap people. As luck would have it we found a table setup for a future soap actor to meet and greet the fans, but for now it was empty and not a guard in sight so I go and sit at the table put on my sunglasses and have two of my granddaughters standing next to me getting their pictures taken while screaming like out of control fans. Well it was only a few moments before we had a crowd of about 200 women screaming to have their picture taken with me, when asked who I was, and I informed them I was Manolo Cuban lover of Alexis, who was not yet released from the Mexican prison for the murder of Victor the illegitimate child of Pamela and Roy, who did not know they where brother and sister when they fell in love last year while at the funeral of Ross the doctor who killed the mother of Alexis. Well I got a few looks and a lot of OMG I know you and you were great. Security showed up and I thought I was in trouble, but they just did crowd control and handed out publicity photos of me which I supplied from my backpack. Hey this is Florida and MGM you have to be prepared.
After that we went to see the stars and there she was Erica surrounded by screaming fans a girl was running away yelling OMG did you hear Manolo is here Who we ask? You know Manolo Alexis Cuban lover ohhhhh yea we all smile and she runs off. Now the task at hand is getting to Erica. We tried the usual way but were told the lines were full, then Donna looked at one of the handlers and yelled but wait were with Manolo and we were instantly rushed up to meet her. I then saw the most interesting thing I have ever seen there in line was a man about 6 foot 5 ponytail dressed in black fully tattooed, and full of piercing from head to toe, but this giant had a Lucci shirts and was in line to meet her. I offered $100 to the first one in our group that went up to him and told him only sissy men watch soaps No takers. As we reached Erica I remember last year and the skirt fiasco vowing not to let it happen again. As I got to Erica AKA Susan Lucci I smiled told her I was a great fan and would she mind signing something for me, she said sure, but as I reach for the top in my bag, Donna yelled out Yea and he bought your skirt last year remember welllllllllll thats all it took the look of shock and the instant recall, oh yea I was dead. Oh thats right it was you SECURITY thanks Donna No wait its me Manolo you know Alexis Cuban lover Remember me now???? She smiled that Lucci smile as she said oh yea you were in Aliens II werent you? Uhmmm yea I was Hudson . She smiled at me and said with out even breaking a sweat. Oh yea you were terrible SECURITY
And there I was sitting on the outside looking in, holding my unsigned Erica top, mom and pop mad at me, and several hundred women screaming we love you Manolo as they took me away. Did I have fun YES I DID!!!!!!
Too wild Ed you say we need proof, I got it yes it happened all of it go see the pictures.
Go look http://members.aol.com/raulandpinboy/pictures
Disclaimer
Ha Ha men dont have gas its a myth. Mom, Dad Im sorry it was the soap fans that made me do it. Im in North Carolina I hope I get back in time to catch the boat. Erica I love but it will never work out Im Manolo and have a chance for an Emmy next year you would stand in my way. Manolo will appear next year on As the Stomach Churns he will play Manhuelo, Manolos long lost twin brother who was killed on the Banana boat ride last year. Women do not pass gas they toot Beware toots are concentrated gas balls that have been in storage inside them for years, theyre small but deadly if a woman toots run away.
Manolo fans you can write to Manolo AKA Manhuelo, AKA Raul AKA Ed at fansofmanolo@aol.com
last year at this time I wrote
The moral of this story I'll deal with sharks any day of the week before I'll tangle with soap fans again. Or Silly trader, soaps are for chicks.
Well here I am a year older but considering where I was last weekend not a whole heck of a lot wiser, or am I? Lets see lets take score I was at MGM surrounded by over 10 thousand screaming women and 1 biker Susan Lucci fan. Where were you?
Thats right its year two, lets do it again with reinforcements this time First step con errr I mean convince some friends to go along for the ride. Enter Bob and June.
We get to the gate first thing in the morning and meet up with 10 thousand women but at this point there are all in some sort of numbing trance not yet awake awaiting the final command no not the doors are open, but the more awaiting for the Erica is here word Erica Erica Erica errrrr sorry lost in the memories of last year. To bad these are not pin people in this state it would be so easy to take their pins, the most we could accomplish was to pants a few of the women before security told us to stop oh Im kidding security never told us to stop.
We got the word, Erica was here and the gates were open. Have you ever seen 10 thousand women scream in unison Erica we love you and run. Well it scared me let me tell you, I turned to Donna for comfort but she was the loudest of the bunch Who knew? I thought she watched Port Charles? Uhm so Is Erica on Port Charles?
Well we went in but I needed my buddy for support so I called Bob on his new Nextel bamblween 50000 with optional satellite tracking nuclear waterproofing yes even in a Disney lake phone. Bob informed me he was 15 minutes away. Hey Ill go in what could happen to me in 15 minutes by myself with 10 thousand screaming women.
I went in and was happy to hear Duran Duran music playing everywhere oh yea old school, but then the weirdness began, yes the women were gone and all I saw was several hundred men holding Im a soap opera fan Fan you know a hand fan it was spooky. Donna was gone I was alone and where was Bob. So I Nextel again since its been over 20 minutes, I got the signal back, but no reply which means the phone was working but were was Bob this went on for about 10 minutes So I assume the worst Bob is dead wrecked his car and the phone is laying on the road somewhere Great how am I going to find it The phone that is. Oh give it a rest people its a $350.00 phone.
Its okay a few minutes later Bob and June showed up phone less that is; you see it seems Bob left his phone in the car. What a relief now I dont have to go hunting all over the highways looking for the phone. We started with lunch at the Prime Time café. For those of you that have never eaten there is a mom and pops place no elbows on the table, and you have to eat your veggies or else. We started by leaving our usual names at the door, I go by Victor Allehandro Hopodopolus the third, Bob goes by Dr Montoja Caldaron Smith. Hey it gets us noticed. We all sat down and right away I was introduced to mom who told me to set the table, and I did by throwing the silverware in a heap on the middle of the table well that only summoned mom back, and she called pop which gave me the eye ooooooooo. A few moment later mom was talking to me when the worst happened my cell phone went off and mom gave me the look Well I snapped and did the worst I yelled a mom and told her I was going to answer my phone with my elbows on the table. She cried and called for dad who instructed me to stand with my nose on the wall while being humiliated by the staff, well I tried in vane to summon help telling the people to rise up against the tyrant dictatorship of mom and pop, I screamed for my comrades workers to drop their tools and turn off their machines and rise up against these communists, I screamed Attica Attica as I was dragged away and forced at napkin point to the wall, my screams went unanswered and I just gave up as was force to hold my nose to the wall and do the Im a little tea pot song Sigh my friends to busy busting a gut to help just left me there to die. But then they called in the top guns a rather cute security guard who took me away and well it was interesting.
Uhm so anyway I can get my handcuffs back there girlfriend, I mean I know Disney is cutting back, but really having to supply my own arresting material.After lunch we went in search of soap stars but before we did that lets go look at some pins you know soap weekend pins. Then it happened just as before I dont know how it happened maybe it was the heat, maybe it was the 19 year old girl yelling at me to drop it but there in my hand it was. Yes I held Ericas top made from the same material as her skirt that I purchased last year. I dont know what happen but just like last year I found myself holding the golden icon and there before me and the counter were only a few hundred screaming fans wanting my prize. Piece of cake all it took was some gum, a few pins, and a few good men Plan A we gather, we turn, we chew, we turn and I give the command gentlemen release gas a few seconds later the path is clear I get my top and the commissary needs a new coat of paint. (Good Gum)
After that it was off to see the soap stars, we went to see who was where, but I was mostly amazed by the miles and miles of lines of people standing in line to see and meet these soap people. As luck would have it we found a table setup for a future soap actor to meet and greet the fans, but for now it was empty and not a guard in sight so I go and sit at the table put on my sunglasses and have two of my granddaughters standing next to me getting their pictures taken while screaming like out of control fans. Well it was only a few moments before we had a crowd of about 200 women screaming to have their picture taken with me, when asked who I was, and I informed them I was Manolo Cuban lover of Alexis, who was not yet released from the Mexican prison for the murder of Victor the illegitimate child of Pamela and Roy, who did not know they where brother and sister when they fell in love last year while at the funeral of Ross the doctor who killed the mother of Alexis. Well I got a few looks and a lot of OMG I know you and you were great. Security showed up and I thought I was in trouble, but they just did crowd control and handed out publicity photos of me which I supplied from my backpack. Hey this is Florida and MGM you have to be prepared.
After that we went to see the stars and there she was Erica surrounded by screaming fans a girl was running away yelling OMG did you hear Manolo is here Who we ask? You know Manolo Alexis Cuban lover ohhhhh yea we all smile and she runs off. Now the task at hand is getting to Erica. We tried the usual way but were told the lines were full, then Donna looked at one of the handlers and yelled but wait were with Manolo and we were instantly rushed up to meet her. I then saw the most interesting thing I have ever seen there in line was a man about 6 foot 5 ponytail dressed in black fully tattooed, and full of piercing from head to toe, but this giant had a Lucci shirts and was in line to meet her. I offered $100 to the first one in our group that went up to him and told him only sissy men watch soaps No takers. As we reached Erica I remember last year and the skirt fiasco vowing not to let it happen again. As I got to Erica AKA Susan Lucci I smiled told her I was a great fan and would she mind signing something for me, she said sure, but as I reach for the top in my bag, Donna yelled out Yea and he bought your skirt last year remember welllllllllll thats all it took the look of shock and the instant recall, oh yea I was dead. Oh thats right it was you SECURITY thanks Donna No wait its me Manolo you know Alexis Cuban lover Remember me now???? She smiled that Lucci smile as she said oh yea you were in Aliens II werent you? Uhmmm yea I was Hudson . She smiled at me and said with out even breaking a sweat. Oh yea you were terrible SECURITY
And there I was sitting on the outside looking in, holding my unsigned Erica top, mom and pop mad at me, and several hundred women screaming we love you Manolo as they took me away. Did I have fun YES I DID!!!!!!
Too wild Ed you say we need proof, I got it yes it happened all of it go see the pictures.
Go look http://members.aol.com/raulandpinboy/pictures
Disclaimer
Ha Ha men dont have gas its a myth. Mom, Dad Im sorry it was the soap fans that made me do it. Im in North Carolina I hope I get back in time to catch the boat. Erica I love but it will never work out Im Manolo and have a chance for an Emmy next year you would stand in my way. Manolo will appear next year on As the Stomach Churns he will play Manhuelo, Manolos long lost twin brother who was killed on the Banana boat ride last year. Women do not pass gas they toot Beware toots are concentrated gas balls that have been in storage inside them for years, theyre small but deadly if a woman toots run away.
Manolo fans you can write to Manolo AKA Manhuelo, AKA Raul AKA Ed at fansofmanolo@aol.com
