Barack: So, tell me a little about the White House here, Mr. Bush.
George: Well, it's very big, great food, breakfast in bed, you get to blow up stuff you don't like. It's fantastic. There's enough beds to hold your whole family
and the dead. Plus, you get a big comfy chair!
Barack: That's great! But how's security? Is it me, or do I feel like... we're being watched...
George: Hm, nah, we're not being watched, they just put in one of them fancy new shiny round pieces of glass in the eye of the teddy bear!
Barack: Oh okay. Now going back to blowing up stuff...
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That's my 11:OO at night, exhausted answer XD